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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Bugs, gore, and all matter of nasty things don't even make me blink but this...

...makes me itchy.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Gorilla Salad posted:

My favourite from the days of rootkits and no virus protections:




Please tell me his girlfriend was the one who made the rootkit

Etoniichuan
Oct 27, 2005

Pershing posted:

I like how Our Lady is by His side...must be the viral marketing/social media guru.

Hey mom, check out what Peter is sayin' on Facebook, like he don't know me. Three posts in a row, this is some bullshit.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake


forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005






Actually, a real Albanian virus would just be a guy pulling up in a 1985 Mercedes 300D with the rear bumper missing, dressed in a tank top, basketball shorts, and about 50 "gold" chains, who would then proceed to urinate on your lawn, shout "gently caress YOUR MOTHER" in Albanian, and then drive off, flicking a cigarette out of the driver's side window that isn't there because his brother smashed it during an argument over who gets to gently caress their cousin.

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

Nostrum posted:

Actually, a real Albanian virus would just be a guy pulling up in a 1985 Mercedes 300D with the rear bumper missing, dressed in a tank top, basketball shorts, and about 50 "gold" chains, who would then proceed to urinate on your lawn, shout "gently caress YOUR MOTHER" in Albanian, and then drive off, flicking a cigarette out of the driver's side window that isn't there because his brother smashed it during an argument over who gets to gently caress their cousin.

Albania not Alabama...

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Trastion posted:

Albania not Alabama...

p sure there is no difference

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F_tT-q8EF0

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://vine.co/v/eziZKwjHHHX

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

May you all be filled with the Christmas spirit.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Gorilla Salad posted:

My favourite from the days of rootkits and no virus protections:






Bonus:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU

Long but worth watching.

Sir Joseph Banksy
May 9, 2009

boing...boing...boing...boing...

Not at all

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Possibly the only thing that would have made that announcement worse would have been no "s" at the end of "presents".

Cthulhuite
Mar 22, 2007

Shwmae!

It's fine, they're getting unraped in the morning.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Joel is funny, mainly because he's goofy and doesn't try to be funny or quirky. Like how he got drunk as gently caress playing dark souls and couldn't think of the word sap, and blurted out surrogate mothers. Or the story about when he got internet fr the first time when he and his family were living in Sweden, and his dad showed his co-worker the computer, and the Google (or whatever, yahoo, webcrawler...) search showed in broken English searches for "really fat boobies" and "boobs."

Also, preemptive here but cool, you don't like thing I like. That's ok.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.




Not sure if it's better here or the creepy images thread.

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time
There are a good four or five people who only post in this thread to complain when there aren't enough pictures, and do not post pictures themselves



hard counter
Jan 2, 2015






this video exactly depicts how my IT friends think I live my life

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

DrBouvenstein posted:





Not sure if it's better here or the creepy images thread.

Those seem like pretty underhanded tactics for a Colonel.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
You don't know. He was a colonel in Nam man. He did poo poo there that makes your chicken look like popcorn

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Those seem like pretty underhanded tactics for a Colonel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNRBajLM8_4

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK
As funny as this is, I really, really hope it's not real.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Are you new to the internet? A blind person could see the photoshopping.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Instant Jellyfish
Jul 3, 2007

Actually not a fish.




The front end of those sheep doesn't look much better.


Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Instant Jellyfish posted:

The front end of those sheep doesn't look much better.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Instant Jellyfish posted:

The front end of those sheep doesn't look much better.




Why make these?

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

I watched this and thought that this was some kind of bizarre cyriak poo poo.

Then I looked down at the uploader.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Picnic Princess posted:

Why make these?

Seriously, when you could have something like this:



Alain Perdrix
Dec 19, 2007

Howdy!

RyokoTK posted:

I watched this and thought that this was some kind of bizarre cyriak poo poo.

Then I looked down at the uploader.

"I saw this thing and thought that it was what it is, and then I looked down and saw that it is what it is."

Instant Jellyfish
Jul 3, 2007

Actually not a fish.



Picnic Princess posted:

Why make these?

They got a booty that won't quit and legs like hams. They're pig sheep.

These are sheep pigs.


Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Instant Jellyfish posted:

They got a booty that won't quit and legs like hams. They're pig sheep.

These are sheep pigs.




I had Mangalitsa pork recently, it was very tasty

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Instant Jellyfish posted:

They got a booty that won't quit

:stare:

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