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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Lemon posted:

Well, yeah, but why would she increase the size of her head? Other than mental problems.

To hit that proper anime bodily proportion set of about 5 head-heights tall, which is, incidentally, child proportions.

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

cash crab posted:



I can't stop giggling

The worst thing is I've seen moonblood used in more that one fantasy novel to describe menstrual blood.

Lana Period, that's me!

I GIS tv physics, and well
http://i.imgur.com/NoaYwDl.jpg

He's also a furry. I'm not sure what kind of furry, but one with a furry white nutsack for a head.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


^^^: Oopsie doodle, you got there first. Oh, well! Always room for more Spivey Ball Head

Scathach posted:

Oo now you guys got me looking at TV psychics. (Do they know we're talking about them?)

You missed the best one!

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
If that's what a psychic medium looks like I don't want to see the large

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Oh my god, that guy, Gary Spivey. I don't know if he makes the rounds all over the country or not. But one of the stations here in Minneapolis has him in studio all the time. I don't understand how anyone can take him seriously, especially with that wig/hat thing he wears at all times.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


goose fleet posted:

If that's what a psychic medium looks like I don't want to see the large

I am so loving mad about how hard I laughed at this. I also read it in Groucho Marx's voice.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
You've probably read it but the mouse utopia experiments always remind me of japan. Huge population on a tiny island might have something to do with it.
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Escaping+the+Laboratory%3A+the+rodent+experiments+of+John+B.+Calhoun+%26...-a0197666893

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
Speaking of pixyteri, isn't there another fairly famous wanna-be a japanese idol even though I'm painfully white girl who went to Japan and embarrassed herself? Apple-something.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

^^^ Already in the thread! I think. Unless there happens to be more than one such person.

Is that guy's fursona a toilet brush.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



cash crab posted:

:nws:Okie doke, then.:nws: There is just something so hilarious about this. I think it's a combination of the mask and the incredibly vacant expression she's perfected.

It's the saddest thing when your nipples point straight down.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
It's not like they have anything to look up to

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


NIce

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Palisader posted:

Speaking of pixyteri, isn't there another fairly famous wanna-be a japanese idol even though I'm painfully white girl who went to Japan and embarrassed herself? Apple-something.

Applemilk1988?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

cash crab posted:

I am so loving mad about how hard I laughed at this. I also read it in Groucho Marx's voice.

OH god, that makes that line so perfect.

So, what do you think this guy does?
http://i.imgur.com/Zo0oUOM.jpg
Porn star? Used car salesmen? NAMBLA spokemen?
Nope, 1980s evangelical preacher.
Greatest hits clip reel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhZrpbY4DqQ
Throw dice into the fire, and they screeeeaaaaaammmm

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

my cat is norris posted:

^^^ Already in the thread! I think. Unless there happens to be more than one such person.

Is that guy's fursona a toilet brush.

That was magibon. Turns out that I was thinking of Applemilk. Warning, ED link.

Edit fb

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

goose fleet posted:

It's not like they have anything to look up to

:chanpop:

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

How are there so many of these delusioned girls out there who actually make it to Japan? :psyduck:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

my cat is norris posted:

How are there so many of these delusioned girls out there who actually make it to Japan? :psyduck:

There's an equal amount of delusioned guys going there to find a perfect demure Japanese girlfriend and live like a king with his vast knowledge of animes and mangas. Western women don't know what they're missing!

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph

Gross Dude posted:

Oh my god, that guy, Gary Spivey. I don't know if he makes the rounds all over the country or not. But one of the stations here in Minneapolis has him in studio all the time. I don't understand how anyone can take him seriously, especially with that wig/hat thing he wears at all times.

:lol: holy poo poo i never realised that was that guy

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

snergle posted:

You've probably read it but the mouse utopia experiments always remind me of japan. Huge population on a tiny island might have something to do with it.
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Escaping+the+Laboratory%3A+the+rodent+experiments+of+John+B.+Calhoun+%26...-a0197666893

Well, a big part of it is that women are still expected to give up their jobs when they marry, so many simply choose not to marry.
And also a million other factors.

Reading about those mouse experiments always kinda freak me out a little.

Filox
Oct 4, 2014

Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:



I can't stop giggling

Due to exposure to New Age drivel, my brain auto-translates her name to Lana Menstrual Discharge.

Edit: Should have read the next page. drat it.

Filox has a new favorite as of 07:30 on Dec 28, 2015

Mildly Amusing
May 2, 2012

room temperature

snergle posted:

You've probably read it but the mouse utopia experiments always remind me of japan. Huge population on a tiny island might have something to do with it.
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Escaping+the+Laboratory%3A+the+rodent+experiments+of+John+B.+Calhoun+%26...-a0197666893

Birthrates are down all over the place. Japan is getting the worst of it (supposedly if the trend keeps up Japan's population will halve within the century) but people everywhere are giving up on making babies presumably as a result of discovering the magic of "waifus."



Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mildly Amusing posted:

Birthrates are down all over the place. Japan is getting the worst of it (supposedly if the trend keeps up Japan's population will halve within the century) but people everywhere are giving up on making babies presumably as a result of discovering the magic of "waifus."





You know, I've always figured that most of the time when somebody refers to a character as their waifu, they're joking

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Filox posted:

Due to exposure to New Age drivel, my brain auto-translates her name to Lana Menstrual Discharge.

Edit: Should have read the next page. drat it.

we are all tricked horribly by twistedmentats, it's okay

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

twistedmentat posted:

Here's the article i found if you want to read justifications and lots of "By my ASIAN GIRLFRIEND loves it when I say nom nom nom while eating".
http://kotaku.com/5885591/nine-ways-japanese-women-know-you-are-a-creepy-otaku
The word "female" no longer means anything to me.

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
Not sure what's with all the artifacting, but it's relevant enough:

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

Schnedwob posted:

Not sure what's with all the artifacting, but it's relevant enough:


haha her reaction is perfect

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



cash crab posted:

I am so loving mad about how hard I laughed at this. I also read it in Groucho Marx's voice.

That reminds me, what do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large :v:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Schnedwob posted:

Not sure what's with all the artifacting, but it's relevant enough:


So did it work? What's her next message?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

cash crab posted:

we are all tricked horribly by twistedmentats, it's okay

Awe man, what did I do?

Schnedwob posted:

Not sure what's with all the artifacting, but it's relevant enough:


Why do nerds think this is somehow cute and attractive? Adding those stage directions, and intentionally making it sound awkward are not things that will attract women. Women don't want guys who act like giant kids jesus loving Christ guys. He couldn't say "want to go to the amusement park with me?".

kinmik posted:

The word "female" no longer means anything to me.

I love the guy defending being a giant loving baby. Also, reading comprehension is hard. "Whats wrong with reading manga and smiling?" well, if you look at what the woman said, she said smiling from ear to ear while reading sexy cute manga (I think that's moe?), which implied creepyness.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

twistedmentat posted:

Why do nerds think this is somehow cute and attractive? Adding those stage directions, and intentionally making it sound awkward are not things that will attract women. Women don't want guys who act like giant kids jesus loving Christ guys. He couldn't say "want to go to the amusement park with me?".

Does that really read as "child" to you? It reads more like a character from a bad tv show/book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bff_09uGi70 Creepy Football Commentary

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhS1lqJ92yaYk6DYhW Money for the handicapped(I think this is Opie?)



Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Postal Parcel posted:

Does that really read as "child" to you? It reads more like a character from a bad tv show/book.

It certainly does not read as "man".

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

twistedmentat posted:

Why do nerds think this is somehow cute and attractive? Adding those stage directions, and intentionally making it sound awkward are not things that will attract women. Women don't want guys who act like giant kids jesus loving Christ guys. He couldn't say "want to go to the amusement park with me?".

Anime. Anime is the reason that huge nerds think girls want guys to blush and stammer and not be able to just say some loving words to them. That's how conversation works in anime, everyone takes thirty minutes to say something that should take twelve seconds and has to explain their entire thought process while they're at it, and when your entire exposure to social interaction is anime, it produces that.

Though that did make me realize that the horrible tell-don't-show and overly-expository dialogue/stage directions that is one of my major gripes with most anime also probably had a huge effect on the people who obsessively RP in WoW. Most of the WoW "storylines" I saw over seven years of reading chat logs when someone invariably got reported for "disturbing my RP" were basically anime with elves, someone was always getting maimed or kidnapped or turned into a half-demon every ten seconds, dialogue took way longer than it needed to, everything was overly-explained on DBZ levels, and that was the ones that weren't just huge Mary Sues.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
I think it's pretty sad actually, I mean we aren't all a 9/10 on the hotness scale but my god you make up for it (or try to) by being 'normal' when you're trying to get to know new people.

That pixie girl is a bit chubby, fair enough but hell I've been in the sack with girls like that but who were fun/normal etc etc.

It's just a shame she doesn't see what her persona does to her shagability. Same with that guy on the text photo *wrings hands, wonders if she'll say yes* - jfc, just ask the girl out for coffee!!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Schnedwob posted:

Not sure what's with all the artifacting, but it's relevant enough:


This makes me feel ill.

twistedmentat posted:

Awe man, what did I do?

You think of all relevant pictures and examples first and then stealthily post them in plain links so everyone here ends up going ":v: HEY GUYS I FOUND SOMETHING oh wait poo poo". It's funny.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

twistedmentat posted:

Why do nerds think this is somehow cute and attractive? Adding those stage directions, and intentionally making it sound awkward are not things that will attract women. Women don't want guys who act like giant kids jesus loving Christ guys. He couldn't say "want to go to the amusement park with me?".


I bet that "turtle" pudgebucket that posts the awful mccafe, 'le' this 'le' that, images would eat this up. But odds are this guy's one of those 'nice guy' unfuckable heaps that keeps trying to play out of his court.

LordGugs
Oct 16, 2012

cash crab posted:

^^^: Oopsie doodle, you got there first. Oh, well! Always room for more Spivey Ball Head


You missed the best one!



I'm not a huge fan of Tim and Eric's new bit...

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

monkeytennis posted:

I think it's pretty sad actually, I mean we aren't all a 9/10 on the hotness scale but my god you make up for it (or try to) by being 'normal' when you're trying to get to know new people.

That pixie girl is a bit chubby, fair enough but hell I've been in the sack with girls like that but who were fun/normal etc etc.

It's just a shame she doesn't see what her persona does to her shagability. Same with that guy on the text photo *wrings hands, wonders if she'll say yes* - jfc, just ask the girl out for coffee!!

Ah yes, because a woman's main concern is her "shagability." BARF

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




monkeytennis posted:

I think it's pretty sad actually, I mean we aren't all a 9/10 on the hotness scale but my god you make up for it (or try to) by being 'normal' when you're trying to get to know new people.

That pixie girl is a bit chubby, fair enough but hell I've been in the sack with girls like that but who were fun/normal etc etc.

It's just a shame she doesn't see what her persona does to her shagability. Same with that guy on the text photo *wrings hands, wonders if she'll say yes* - jfc, just ask the girl out for coffee!!

It's coming from inside the thread again.

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Ah yes, because a woman's main concern is her "shagability." BARF

Whether or not other people want to have sex with me is my main concern honestly, is there something wrong with that?

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