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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
office of personnel management? Jesus, Jeb!, I had you on in the background not really listening and you still bored me

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Zyla posted:

serious question, out of the field, who do you think is the best lover?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


this is what makes me wonder and ask the question

Adar
Jul 27, 2001
Clearly it's the man who has a sex act named after him

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zyla posted:

serious question, out of the field, who do you think is the best lover?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Adar posted:

Clearly it's the man who has a sex act named after him

"You want me to do.. the Rand..?"

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

like who would be the most passionate? the most giving and caring? Who would make me feel like a cherished woman the most?

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Adar posted:

Clearly it's the man who has a sex act named after him

santorum is a sex after-effect at best, not an act in itself

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Would Jeb! bring more enthusiasm to the bedroom?

Would Rubio's massive narcissism demand he provide incredible sex?

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
they havent been able to answer the women/minority outreach question for 7 years why the gently caress did that guy think jeb would be able to answer it

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

man that's the ugliest book cover ever

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Zyla posted:

like who would be the most passionate? the most giving and caring? Who would make me feel like a cherished woman the most?

Jeb! Would be the most attentive, but in an annoying, cloying way that just makes you kick him out the door faster.

Rubio seems the likely best balance point for attractiveness.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




This is mesmerizing.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
his most thorough and clear answer was a response to the question about selfies

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Vegetable posted:

man that's the ugliest book cover ever

Counterpoint

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Zyla posted:

like who would be the most passionate? the most giving and caring? Who would make me feel like a cherished woman the most?

Jeb - Needy baby, cries after sex
Trump - gently caress and dump.
Ted Cruz - Ted Cruz and Chill
Rubio - Coke dick
Santorum - butt stuff
Christie - Creepy Cuddles
Huckabee - Creepier Cuddles
Rand - Selfish and cold.
Ben Carson - Slow and steady Gifted hands
Kasich - Sad dad sex
Fiorina - Angry hate loving

Out of that group... Most likely Carson.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i like all of the allusions to trump without actually saying his name

edit:

oh His Name Has Been Said for the last question

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Carson by a mile. Eleven hours of ceaseless but steady hand control? Yes please

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Rubio is most likely to watch tv while you masturbate and when challenged on why he won't gently caress you would give you the excuse that you're going to cum either way so he doesn't need to be there, but he's also demanding anal.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

Rubio is most likely to watch tv while you masturbate and when challenged on why he won't gently caress you would give you the excuse that you're going to cum either way so he doesn't need to be there, but he's also demanding anal.

:holymoley:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Zyla posted:

serious question, out of the field, who do you think is the best lover?

Kasich strikes me as sensitive and generous to his partners. :3:

Edit: Never mind, that is a compelling Carson argument.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I don't think kasich's fruit ninja routine would go over too well in bed

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


I can't even tell what's real anymore.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

In response to a question from The Post about whether his policies have affected his standing in the race for the Republican presidential nomination, Carson said, "In terms of missteps, I think that people simply can’t sometimes understand what I’m talking about."

Ben Carson is energized and ready to retool his campaign for 2016. He's identified the problem - you. You are the problem. You simply sometimes can't understand the proper way to complete Ben Carson's mumbling rhetorical scavenger hunts.

In 2016, we need to all do our part to support Ben Carson by simply always understanding what he's talking about. And also we need to send him more money.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

It is homophobic to deny Trump is the most handsome candidate of the last century. The Kenyan doesn't count, he's betrayed this land and made it so bad, and so weak.

Nonsense fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Dec 28, 2015

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I can't even tell what's real anymore.

I view that invitation as a threat.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Do It Once Right posted:

Ben Carson is energized and ready to retool his campaign for 2016. He's identified the problem - you. You are the problem. You simply sometimes can't understand the proper way to complete Ben Carson's mumbling rhetorical scavenger hunts.

In 2016, we need to all do our part to support Ben Carson by simply always understanding what he's talking about. And also we need to send him more money.

That man is literally good at only one thing in the entire world. He is very good at it and it is an important thing, but on all other matters he has the intelligence of a 3 year old.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

baw posted:

his most thorough and clear answer was a response to the question about selfies

http://www.nbcnews.com/video/jeb-bush-gives-audience-a-selfie-clinic-on-the-campaign-trail-592409155652

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
New Hampshire internal poll from Chris Christie's people:

Trump 29
Cruz 13
Fat Man and Little Boy 12
Kasich 7
Jeb! 6
Paul 5
Fiorina 4
Carson 3


So...if you're a Chris Christie person and you get this internal poll showing your guy tied for third with Rubio way behind Trump, why do you leak said poll to the press? Usually campaigns only leak internal polls that are good and keep the bad ones secret.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

"Just as viable as Rubio" is a good poll for Christie.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Patter Song posted:

New Hampshire internal poll from Chris Christie's people:

Trump 29
Cruz 13
Fat Man and Little Boy 12
Kasich 7
Jeb! 6
Paul 5
Fiorina 4
Carson 3


So...if you're a Chris Christie person and you get this internal poll showing your guy tied for third with Rubio way behind Trump, why do you leak said poll to the press? Usually campaigns only leak internal polls that are good and keep the bad ones secret.

It's "good" for Christie because his campaign was dead in the water not more than two months ago.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Because Christie was like 4% before, going up to 12% shows upwards trajectory.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I just had to make this little change...

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
"Tied for third" is also a tiny bit disingenuous since he's only one point off of Cruz, as well

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Seriously though, is the Cruz Netflix and Chill thing real?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Patter Song posted:

New Hampshire internal poll from Chris Christie's people:

Trump 29
Cruz 13
Fat Man and Little Boy 12
Kasich 7
Jeb! 6
Paul 5
Fiorina 4
Carson 3


So...if you're a Chris Christie person and you get this internal poll showing your guy tied for third with Rubio way behind Trump, why do you leak said poll to the press? Usually campaigns only leak internal polls that are good and keep the bad ones secret.

Credible argument to get some of that sweet donor lucre that would otherwise go to Jeb.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Seriously though, is the Cruz Netflix and Chill thing real?

as real as friend bear

as real as you want it to be

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

baw posted:

but i've seen this terrible graph which proves him wrong



good job calling the high schooler a liar though

edit:

oh the terrible graph is gun deaths not overall murders

It's also upside-down for some reason. And yeah, a stand your ground law increasing gun deaths is a given, the interesting figure is what it does to murders.

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