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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

York_M_Chan posted:

IMJack, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny Lincoln.

The Lincoln Squirrel has been assassinated. We'll stay with this story all night if we have to.

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


TMMadman posted:

Oh yeah? Think you're better than us, huh? Deviant, come here a minute!

Oh yeah?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

TMMadman posted:

Permission pending. First, quote my posts.

Thou shalt not... screw it. *Throws a rock at TMMadman.*

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

York_M_Chan posted:

IMJack, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny Lincoln.

It is off... :stare:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

York_M_Chan posted:

Wait a minute. You didn't learn how World War II ended.

Buenos noches, Mein Fuhrer. :godwinning:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Writer Cath posted:

Thou shalt not... screw it. *Throws a rock at TMMadman.*

So you want a rock war, huh?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

So you want a rock war, huh?

That's a crud rock, it belongs in crud thread.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

So you want a rock war, huh?

Now do Classical Gas!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:

Ow...my bones are so brittle.

But I always drink plenty of...malk Milkwise Milk Beverage?



Oh, Superindendant Chalmers! Can I offer you a cup of coffee-flavored beverine?

Yes, I take it grey, with creamium.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Oh, Superindendant Chalmers! Can I offer you a cup of coffee-flavored beverine?

Yes, I take it grey, with creamium.

Do over Ham, for your continuing and baffling desecration of our beloved sacred Quote Thread you are hereby banned from the Stonecutters Something Awful forever.

And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked dragging behind you the Stone of Shame.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Do over Ham, for your continuing and baffling desecration of our beloved sacred Quote Thread you are hereby banned from the Stonecutters Something Awful forever.

And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked dragging behind you the Stone of Shame.

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? :sassargh:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Do over Ham posted:

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? :sassargh:

It's the no Do over Hamsss club. We can have one

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

After The War posted:

Errr... no, sir. I've discussed this with our lawyers, and they consider it murder.

As punishment for your desertion it is forum policy to give you the plague.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

As punishment for your desertion it is forum policy to give you the plague.

Plague's like the measles, it's better to get it while you're young.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Plague's like the measles, it's better to get it while you're young.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs

Mom, Dad, Bart’s dead!

That’s right, dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


TMMadman posted:

Do over Ham, for your continuing and baffling desecration of our beloved sacred Quote Thread you are hereby banned from the Stonecutters Something Awful forever.

And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked dragging behind you the Stone of Shame.

Remove the quote of shame!

Attach the quote of triumph!

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Deviant posted:

Remove the quote of shame!

Attach the quote of triumph!

Wow, my father a SomethingAwful goon, I feel so full of . . . what’s the opposite of shame?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

CatchrNdRy posted:

As punishment for your desertion it is forum policy to give you the plague.

Can't you just kick me in the butt instead?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Root Bear posted:

Can't you just kick me in the butt instead?

:smug: That's a pretty big caboose for a baby.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

Can't you just kick me in the butt instead?

What kind of a sick thread would kick someone with a giant boot?

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



TMMadman posted:

What kind of a sick thread would kick someone with a giant boot?

TMMadman, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Oh Marge, I'm sorry, I can't make it. The coolant tank just blew and they're taking Lemmy to the hospital.

Oh, no, not Lemmy -- not Lemmy!

Yes, I'm going to have to work late instead of seeing you and the kids, which is what I really want.
.
Okay, sure.

Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lemmy.

Not Lemmy! :ohdearsass:

RIP Lemmy.

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/dec/29/lemmy-lead-singer-of-motorhead-dies-at-70-after-battle-with-cancer

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Do over Ham posted:

Oh Marge, I'm sorry, I can't make it. The coolant tank just blew and they're taking Lemmy to the hospital.

Oh, no, not Lemmy -- not Lemmy!

Yes, I'm going to have to work late instead of seeing you and the kids, which is what I really want.
.
Okay, sure.

Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lemmy.

Not Lemmy! :ohdearsass:

RIP Lemmy.

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/dec/29/lemmy-lead-singer-of-motorhead-dies-at-70-after-battle-with-cancer


I thought Lemmy was the black guy!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Deviant posted:

I thought Lemmy was the black guy!

I know what you're going through. We're coming up on Mount Carlmore.



I carved that one wonderful summer.

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Dec 30, 2015

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

I know what you're going through. We're coming up on Mount Carlmore.



I carved that one wonderful summer.

They say he carved it himself... from a bigger Mount Carlmore. :allears:
.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Do over Ham posted:

Oh Marge, I'm sorry, I can't make it. The coolant tank just blew and they're taking Lemmy to the hospital.

Oh, no, not Lemmy -- not Lemmy!

Yes, I'm going to have to work late instead of seeing you and the kids, which is what I really want.
.
Okay, sure.

Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lemmy.

Not Lemmy! :ohdearsass:

RIP Lemmy.

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/dec/29/lemmy-lead-singer-of-motorhead-dies-at-70-after-battle-with-cancer


Have the Rolling Stones killed.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Writer Cath posted:

:smug: That's a pretty big caboose for a baby.

Just more of me to love, honey.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

Just more of me to love, honey.



Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

jscolon2.0 posted:

Have the Rolling Stones killed.



That's it. Big smile. Everybody's happy.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Do over Ham posted:

Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

Alright Do Over Ham, I think you've learned your lesson.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Alright Do Over Ham, I think you've learned your lesson.

Goons, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TMMadman posted:

Goons, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNOutomr5XI

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



TMMadman posted:

Goons, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Jerusalem was dead.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Class3KillStorm posted:

I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Jerusalem was dead.

And his sister IMJack, to whom I am fairly indifferent.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Boardroom Jimmy posted:



That's it. Big smile. Everybody's happy.

I believe it was a boaking accident

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

And his sister IMJack, to whom I am fairly indifferent.

Especially Fruitbat! But especially Killstorm...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Class3KillStorm posted:

I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Jerusalem was dead.

The following neighbourhood goons will not be killed by me: IMJack, The SituAsian…Doctor_Fruitbat, M Simpson, DrBouvenstein, that little baby Do over Ham. That is all.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

TMMadman posted:

The following neighbourhood goons will not be killed by me: IMJack, The SituAsian…Doctor_Fruitbat, M Simpson, DrBouvenstein, that little baby Do over Ham. That is all.

TMMADMAN DOYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?:black101:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

TMMadman posted:

The following neighbourhood goons will not be killed by me: IMJack, The SituAsian…Doctor_Fruitbat, M Simpson, DrBouvenstein, that little baby Do over Ham. That is all.

Which two popular Simpsons forum posters died in the last year?

If you said Jerusalem and Writer Cath, you were wrong. They were never popular.

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The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

TMMadman posted:

The following neighbourhood goons will not be killed by me: IMJack, The SituAsian …Doctor_Fruitbat, M Simpson, DrBouvenstein, that little baby Do over Ham. That is all.

Not quite my lady love-though sometimes I wish I had

:slick:

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