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PUGGERNAUT posted:Please tell me you're including the "gluten shamed at the liquor store" story. That's the one that inspired me to start looking. This one removed any doubts I had.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:That's the one that inspired me to start looking. This one removed any doubts I had. that might just be one of the most terrifying link/article titles I've ever seen.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:That's the one that inspired me to start looking. This one removed any doubts I had. quote:My theory is that our sheets are to blame: I'm not very good at making the bed every day so Cricket and Donut have free reign. My fiance and I don't use condoms so it'd be easy for him to unknowingly have some hair on his penis and during sex it'd be easy for that hair to migrate to my strings where everything got all tangled up. ![]()
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Don't forget the demisexuality one. The comments definitely have some MVP potential.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:That's the one that inspired me to start looking. This one removed any doubts I had. ![]()
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Oh man. Don't forget the classic about the lady that lives like she's a Victorian and is hilariously up her own butt about it. crazy victorian lady posted:
I'll stop now because the entire thing is quotable. I think that may end up being the trouble with making an f plus doc; they're all pretty long so it'll be tough to edit things so there's a variety of lengths for them to pick from. But I have faith in your ability to make it work, All-Pro Sexman. http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/sarah-chrisman-victorian-secrets FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Dec 29, 2015 |
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Lumbermouth posted:Don't forget the demisexuality one. The comments definitely have some MVP potential. Eh, the article really just says "I have a low sex drive, people bullied me about it, I found a label to help me cope." Completely harmless. I do agree the comments are much sillier with people going crazy about such a modest sentiment.
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A corporeal beau. As opposed to the immaterial nineteenth century.![]()
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Sham bam bamina! posted:A corporeal beau. As opposed to the immaterial nineteenth century. I read it as "everyone thought I was insufferable so I dated the Instant Adoring Boyfriend for a good while, but then *gasp* a flesh-and-blood man who gets it appeared!".
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FoxTerrier posted:Oh man. Don't forget the classic about the lady that lives like she's a Victorian and is hilariously up her own butt about it. Yea I bet she'd love staying in her house near 24/7 and getting sent to an asylum if she questions her husband too much or whatever. Because of COURSE these people all think they'd be oh so elegant (and piss reeking) aristocrats and not 'that chick that works in the flowershop while hoping her husband doesn't die in the mines'.
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It Happened To Me - I've Got A Terminal Case of Purple Prose
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This xojane insanity definitely seems more up Lou's alley than the Fplus.
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kalensc posted:I read it as "everyone thought I was insufferable so I dated the Instant Adoring Boyfriend for a good while, but then *gasp* a flesh-and-blood man who gets it appeared!".
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Added Space posted:Eh, the article really just says "I have a low sex drive, people bullied me about it, I found a label to help me cope." Completely harmless. I do agree the comments are much sillier with people going crazy about such a modest sentiment. Yeah, the main point of that article was "our society is really obsessed with sex and it's okay to not be all that interested in it". It doesn't have the smugness about not being a filthy sexuals that made the episode about asexual people amazing.
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As an ace, I am both completely ignorant of this word and seriously triggered by it. Could you just, like, not?
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Sham bam bamina! posted:As an ace, I am both completely ignorant of this word and seriously triggered by it. Could you just, like, not? What? What are you responding to? Oh, ha, I understand now. Sorry, I'm just so ace I often can't even perceive the word "sex". Gosh, I am having such an ace day today lol tonguey-face colon-three.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:As an ace, I am both completely ignorant of this word and seriously triggered by it. Could you just, like, not? I'm not even sarcastically say that that was funny. Is there a doc of incredibly unfunny people making incredibly low effort tumblr jokes? dijon du jour posted:What? What are you responding to? This on the other hand is on point.
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can we have a doc of people getting upset at other people's low effort tumblr jokes can we have a doc of shitpostign
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Djeser posted:can we have a doc of people getting upset at other people's low effort tumblr jokes this thread
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I know Lou has read some SA stuff so I guess that fits?
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watho posted:I'm not even sarcastically say that that was funny. Is there a doc of incredibly unfunny people making incredibly low effort tumblr jokes?
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Sham bam bamina! posted:It was a lazy "ace" joke, not a lazy Tumblr joke. Sorry for saying "triggered" as shorthand for the "self-righteously offended and desperately wishing to have been traumatized" attitudes that defined that entire episode. did he just trigger you
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watho posted:I'm not even sarcastically say that that was funny. Is there a doc of incredibly unfunny people making incredibly low effort tumblr jokes? Found the Tumblr user.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:It was a lazy "ace" joke, not a lazy Tumblr joke. Sorry for saying "triggered" as shorthand for the "self-righteously offended and desperately wishing to have been traumatized" attitudes that defined that entire episode. That didn't really define that episode though. It was mostly people trying to one-up each other with how little they even knew about sex. "I'm so asexual that I don't even know what porn is, I thought my friend was talking about something called 'cornography'". People who make trigger jokes tend to be the people who sincerely are afraid of cultural Marxism and call people "cucks".
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Is Onision F-Plus material? I've been thinking about making a doc on him and he is such a horrible person. He likes to get into Twitter arguments with his wife (who he married when she was 17) ![]() (This is a 30 year old man)
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watho posted:That didn't really define that episode though. It was mostly people trying to one-up each other with how little they even knew about sex. "I'm so asexual that I don't even know what porn is, I thought my friend was talking about something called 'cornography'". ![]() Kaiju Cage Match posted:Is Onision F-Plus material? I've been thinking about making a doc on him and he is such a horrible person. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Dec 31, 2015 |
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watho posted:People who make trigger jokes tend to be the people who sincerely are afraid of cultural Marxism and call people "cucks". I'm glad that you have such an amazing power of judgement. I've made trigger jokes and I'm not a big fan of cultural Marxism, where should I report to be reeducated into a Trump voter?
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Is Onision F-Plus material? I've been thinking about making a doc on him and he is such a horrible person. what the gently caress is this
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Seagull posted:what the gently caress is this A very crazy person. Speaking of crazy people, which episode featured the ramblings of the guy who claimed Selena Gomez and Kim Kardashian jabbed him with an HIV-filled syringe in a CVS parking lot and that every iPhone has a small piece of his DNA?
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:A very crazy person. Johnathan Lee Riches. Episode 80
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Spaced God posted:Johnathan Lee Riches. Episode 80 Thanks!
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Sinestro posted:I'm glad that you have such an amazing power of judgement. I've made trigger jokes and I'm not a big fan of cultural Marxism, where should I report to be reeducated into a Trump voter? Cultural marxism is a comspiracy theory that states that the jews are using gay marriage to control america because communism (also a jewish plot) fell.
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Spaced God posted:Johnathan Lee Riches. Episode 80 My first episode ![]()
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Improbable Lobster posted:Cultural marxism is a comspiracy theory that states that the jews are using gay marriage to control america because communism (also a jewish plot) fell. I don't know about that kind of weird far-right bullshit, I was talking about actual Marxist critical theory. I guess I'm a LaRouchite now. ![]()
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Sinestro posted:I don't know about that kind of weird far-right bullshit, I was talking about actual Marxist critical theory. I guess I'm a LaRouchite now. Sorry. Someone will be by soon with a roll of tinfoil and a coupon for 50% off your next purchase of ammunition.
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Sinestro posted:I don't know about that kind of weird far-right bullshit, I was talking about actual Marxist critical theory. I guess I'm a LaRouchite now. The phrase "cultural Marxism" was coined by the actual nazis and popularized by Anders Breivik's manifesto. It's about as far right as you can get. Part of me wanted to throw together a doc of the absolutely insane conspiracy theorists around like reddit and such but it ended up being way more depressing than funny.
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I didn't know that. Remember: I'm just an rear end in a top hat, not a far-right extremist.
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Let's travel back in time. To a time when this thread was about a podcast. A podcast with an episode about time travelers.
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Djeser posted:Let's travel back in time. To a time when this thread was about a podcast. Yaaay, a new episode before the year ends! And Isfahan appears finally!
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Equeen posted:Yaaay, a new episode before the year ends! And Isfahan appears finally! Yes hello hi?????
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