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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

bbchops posted:

I blame the booker.

edit: the Booker

It's true, Harley Race is God.

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
But really, it was the Huns that killed Rome as a territory.

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



RZApublican posted:

Judas' heel turn was pretty good, but the aftermath kind of killed Jesus as a character.

Yeah he tried to make it big in Japan afterwards but never got much of a push http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/tomb-of-jesus-christ

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Prop Wash posted:

Yeah he tried to make it big in Japan afterwards but never got much of a push http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/tomb-of-jesus-christ

He did move some merch there for a little while, though.

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Dec 26, 2015

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
One of the stranger career moves had to be when Judas became a priest, though.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

bbchops posted:

loving no seller

He kicked out at three which killed Pilate's push before it even got started.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Karmine posted:

He kicked out at three which killed Pilate's push before it even got started.

It was really more of a dusty finish if you think about it

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

I Before E posted:

The Booker, The Mark, and The Holy Dirtsheet

But Regal said to Her, "Even though all of TNA may fall away because of Meltzer, I will never fall away."

Dixie said to him, "Truly I say to you that this very night, before a rooster crows, you will deny naming a dirt sheet three times."

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

CobiWann posted:

But really, it was the Huns that killed Rome as a territory.

Yeah, they tried to keep it alive by moving it to Constantinople, but it got the works and got rebranded as Istanbul.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

CobiWann posted:

But really, it was the Huns that killed Rome as a territory.

Nah, they changed venues and rebranded but it was still pretty much the same thing

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
good job everyone

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The bad posts need to be from other sites, that's why I don't post in here as much.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
- cold fusion perfected in early 2016, unlimited energy for all
- ISIS throw down their arms and start work as a children's charity
- Australia not ravaged by either fire or flood this summer

...oh sorry, I thought this was the "post absolute fantasy" thread.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


wtf is up with TNAMecca's boner for Shynron?

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!

super macho dude posted:

wtf is up with TNAMecca's boner for Shynron?

If they can gather the seven dragon balls and summon the Eternal Dragon, they restore all the wrestlers' contracts that were signed to WWE and usher in a golden age.

Wait, wrong Shenron.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

super macho dude posted:

wtf is up with TNAMecca's boner for Shynron?

at least he's someone that TNA could plausibly sign for a change.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

The Bee posted:

If they can gather the seven dragon balls and summon the Eternal Dragon, they restore all the wrestlers' contracts that were signed to WWE and usher in a golden age.

Wait, wrong Shenron.

No, no, they're trying to defeat Ryu.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Are you sure they're not trying to tap into that sweet sweet Mako energy stream?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Kay Lee Ray is starting a 3 month Japanese tour with STARDOM. While Nikki Storm is preparing for NXT.

The Hausu Usher
Feb 9, 2010

:spooky:
Screaming is the only useful thing that we can do.

rovert posted:

Kay Lee Ray is starting a 3 month Japanese tour with STARDOM. While Nikki Storm is preparing for NXT.

Wait, is this a stupid opinion or a true fact?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

BisonDollah posted:

Wait, is this a stupid opinion or a true fact?


rovert posted:

Kay Lee Ray is starting a 3 month Japanese tour with STARDOM. While Nikki Storm is preparing for NXT.

in addition to these aj and redragon probably not catching a red eye out of japan to make a tna show the next day

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Literally the only possible one there is Maria/Bennett, and that's only because everyone already knows they're going to TNA

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

oatgan posted:

in addition to these aj and redragon probably not catching a red eye out of japan to make a tna show the next day

It also seems that redragon are close to renewing with ROH, and why would AJ return?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

bobkatt013 posted:

It also seems that redragon are close to renewing with ROH, and why would AJ return?

Hoping for another TNAsylum pioneers award obviously

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

bobkatt013 posted:

It also seems that redragon are close to renewing with ROH, and why would AJ return?

I mean, I know this is the stupid thread, but there's seriously no loving way he'd come back, right? He's making more money in front of bigger crowds than ever before isn't he?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
That reads more like a wish list than actual predictions, except... I know better by now.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

I mean, I know this is the stupid thread, but there's seriously no loving way he'd come back, right? He's making more money in front of bigger crowds than ever before isn't he?

He poo poo all over TNA in interviews and went from being totally unmotivated with them to being excellent, seemingly enjoying himself and by all accounts making way more money with njpw. "Pull-the-plug" life support levels of POP TV TNA have zero chance of getting AJ Styles back

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Was Styles with them from the beginning? He was there for a LONG loving time and always just not quite main eventing.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Maxwell Lord posted:

Was Styles with them from the beginning? He was there for a LONG loving time and always just not quite main eventing.

Styles is on the very first weekly PPV getting pinned by an Elvis impersonator

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Aj wrestled in front of 600 paying customers in a 2/3rds basketball court gymnasium last weekend.

When's the last time tna sold 600 tickets?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Maxwell Lord posted:

Was Styles with them from the beginning? He was there for a LONG loving time and always just not quite main eventing.

Are you saying he's a TNA Pioneer?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Are you saying he's a TNA Pioneer?

You have tried to FORD the river

The wagon has capsized!

You LOST:

21 Wrestlers
365 Touring Dates
2 TV Deals

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Are you saying he's a TNA Pioneer?

Hes the future of the company

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

corn in the bible posted:

Hes the future of the company

Bram is working an AJ Styles gimmick?!

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

RZApublican posted:

Bram is working an AJ Styles gimmick?!

If Bram starts coming out in a hooded leather jacket it would probably solve a lot of his problems.

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

MotU posted:

You have tried to FORD the river

The wagon has capsized!

You LOST:

21 Wrestlers
365 Touring Dates
2 TV Deals
The Dixieland Trail

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Sanguinia posted:

If Bram starts coming out in a hooded leather jacket it would probably solve a lot of his problems.

prison orange is more his style i think

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Some guy on The Board started this, so update your Twittah Machines accordingly

https://twitter.com/tnameccaquotes

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

dsriggs posted:

Some guy on The Board started this, so update your Twittah Machines accordingly

https://twitter.com/tnameccaquotes

https://twitter.com/tnameccaquotes/status/681839321033367552

:psyduck:

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