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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
lets see, in star wars EU was there ever a:

race of beings that were serial rapists?
a young hutt who was a jedi apprentice?
a ghost storm trooper? (not the zombies!)
a journey through a black hole (possibly with a jedi to use the force to navigate)
a race of hedonists who were too lazy to save themselves from destruction?

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codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

lets see, in star wars EU was there ever a:

race of beings that were serial rapists?

Gonna say Xizor's race from Shadows of the Empire has to count for this.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

codenameFANGIO posted:

Gonna say Xizor's race from Shadows of the Empire has to count for this.

well i suppose the rule is if one does it they all do it

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

well i suppose the rule is if one does it they all do it

Apparently the Falleen showed up on Clone Wars and were all exactly like Xizor so yeah probably lol

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Falleen

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

It was one of like 3 computer games I had on a deployment to Iraq, I wish I had picked another game looking back

the one that was a reskin of Age of Empires was way better I think but its been like 15 years so gently caress if i know. I mean it's not Han Solo dancing but Age of Empires is pretty solid gameplay

star wars battlegrounds. i loved the poo poo out of that game

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

lets see, in star wars EU was there ever a:

race of beings that were serial rapists?
a young hutt who was a jedi apprentice?
a ghost storm trooper? (not the zombies!)
a journey through a black hole (possibly with a jedi to use the force to navigate)
a race of hedonists who were too lazy to save themselves from destruction?

1. i guess the fallene

2. there was a jedi hut who lived on planet with the scarabs from the mummy. he was bad and leia killed him.

3. dont know.

4. yeah there is its most of the jedi academy series.

5. the zeltron basicaly just gently caress/party all day but they have pheramone that makes people relaxed plus heavy planetry defences.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Lol I forgot about the hutt jedi

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Dapper_Swindler posted:

4. yeah there is its most of the jedi academy series.

No, he didn't go through a black hole, just between several black holes. The only pilot I know of to successfully travel through a black hole is Fox McCloud.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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who is a better pilot; wedge antilles or fox mccloud

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Groovelord Neato posted:

it was entertaining seeing a bunch of goons blather on about luke and rey being mary sues showing they have no idea what that term means at all.

w-what's a hero's journey?

when we studied the hero's journey in high school we watched a new hope because Luke's story is a great example of it.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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we studied the iliad in high school and i was constantly incredibly annoyed by how perfect and unrelateable achilles was

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Achilles was a prat

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

sinking belle posted:

less tvtropes tier piss posting, more awful loving EU garbage







why did they paint a stormtrooper on the first one, seems like it would be harder to drive. don't those dummies know cool decals go on the back window?

also the last one is my favorite because it's like a child built it

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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no that's the pilot don't you see???
Also goddamn that last is just shameful.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Second to last is the best since I can pretend the upper wing is to prevent the ol' blow a wing off a TIE and just let it spin off into the distance maneuver


Best TIE Fighte will always be the OG one however

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
They must get those wings at a huge discount because they put them on everything.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Also TIEs make the best noise for something that is in noiseless space

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

verbal enema posted:

Also TIEs make the best noise for something that is in noiseless space

star wars does have good sound effects. bb8 sounds like a keyboard solo

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

spacemang_spliff posted:

why did they paint a stormtrooper on the first one, seems like it would be harder to drive. don't those dummies know cool decals go on the back window?

Old video games had problems displaying lots of complex shapes, so rather than model a stormtrooper inside the cockpit and make the glass transparent, they just put an image of the stormtrooper on the front.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

spacemang_spliff posted:

star wars does have good sound effects. bb8 sounds like a keyboard solo

That's something the prequels did right too. The sound of the robot guns pinging off the Gungan shields, the evil THUMPTHUMPTHUMP of the bad guy podracer. lovely movie but the sound was great

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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The Pod Race Boost / Nitro noise

SKKKRUUUUHHHHGHTTT

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Sebubla lmaooooo that fuggin guy

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax

boom boom boom posted:

That's something the prequels did right too. The sound of the robot guns pinging off the Gungan shields, the evil THUMPTHUMPTHUMP of the bad guy podracer. lovely movie but the sound was great

Thank this guy, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Burtt

The sound design may be my most favorite thing about Star Wars overall.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



boom boom boom posted:

That's something the prequels did right too. The sound of the robot guns pinging off the Gungan shields, the evil THUMPTHUMPTHUMP of the bad guy podracer. lovely movie but the sound was great

i forget if i posted it in this starwar thread yet but the sound design on the obi wan/jango space battle was good poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utFRqsT61-k

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Dr. Lariat posted:

Thank this guy, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Burtt

The sound design may be my most favorite thing about Star Wars overall.
Ben Burtt is a goddamn maestro, and the trifecta of him, John Williams' music, and Ralph McQuarrie's concept art, arguably contributed as much to what makes "Star Wars" recognizable as "Star Wars" as anything George Lucas did.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


The prequels were a writing and acting clusterfuck, but they did indeed nail the sound and music.

Grimshak
Oct 8, 2013

I know you need the meat, girl, but damn.

That looks like a bomber with tumors all over it

outerw
Oct 22, 2012
Empire at war also had the Forces of corruption expansion, in which you were supposed to "corrupt" planets. They would stay in enemy hands, but you would get its money as a crime syndicate. But the missions to corrupt were all terrible and these planets were frequently uncorrupted so you had to beat the same boring missions over and over. It was way better to just invade and take over. In the end you had like half the galaxy, while the game pretended you were just a crimelord. Also, in the final mission both the rebels and the imperials threw every ship they had at you, so you'd fight like a hundred star destroyers and calimari cruisers and then thousands of Acclamators and blockade runners.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



You have to admire the commitment to the aesthetic, both with the canon and non-canon fighters and cap ships. They only iterate (weirdly, sometimes) on the same basic components assembled in different ways.

It's actually decent production design to reinforce the difference between the uniformity of the Space Fascists and the egalitarian, open-minded Rebels with their diverse and often asymetrical ships.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
whats an eu train?

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



wiffle ball bat posted:

whats an eu train?
TGV

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



From the same EU that made Mace Windu a member of a race of clannish aggressive jungle warriors comes the Epicanthix a near-human who's distinguishing feature is "Epicanthic folds on their eyes."

They possess a rare genetic immunity to Force-assisted mental tricks, influence, domination and mind reading. Darth Chratis, a Lord powerful enough to read the minds of other Sith against their will, could not even read the true intentions of an honest Epicanthix Imperial Agent spy.

That's right. They're special ability is being inscrutable.

Disney did nothing wrong. gently caress the EU.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Geisladisk
Sep 15, 2007

Grimshak posted:

That looks like a bomber with tumors all over it

"What if we make a TIE Bomber but... more."

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

yeah i loving hated those things when playing as the rebels. but yeah was in the video game so its totally canon. What about the part where you build the death star and destroy like every planet i guess thats canon too


like jesus loving christ
They have wiki pages for all the buildings and units from Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds. (the AoE2 reskin)

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Imperial_Airbase

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Heavy_Y-wing

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Advanced_X-Wing

At least one airbase was located near the Imperial Palace on Coruscant, along with an Imperial fortress and a war center.

e: Burning question guys was Jar-Jar present when the New Republic recaptured Coruscant??
During the mission in Galactic Battlegrounds, players can find Jar Jar Binks by exploring the whole map. Since his appearance is most likely an easter egg, it is not known if it should be treated as canon.

Elukka fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Dec 30, 2015

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay



:wtc: T-R8R does not belong in the bad EU thread!!!

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Chill la Chill posted:

:wtc: T-R8R does not belong in the bad EU thread!!!

I'd grace CineD with the presence of TR-8R but I bet they're all traitor scum who hate loyalty.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


I'm gonna end up painting TR8R on my X wang minis.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Groovelord Neato posted:

i learned from that game that the monster in the death star's trash compactor is called a dianoga.

they usually fix the controls when they put it on steam...like turok is kb+m dude.

You guys do realize there was a much better PC port made of SotE that came out at the same time?

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