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Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Because other than wheels it's kinda similar to one?

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END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Nitrox posted:

Because other than wheels it's kinda similar to one?

So other than lacking the major defining feature of a hover board? Got it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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To be fair most things with wheels are just losing the wheels from being a "hover" something. Planes are maybe the exception.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

one step closer to buddy christ

He's one step closer to God if that thing decides to combust while he's in those robes.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nitrox posted:

Because other than wheels it's kinda similar to one?

Hoverboards are used like a skateboard. "Hoverboards" are used like a Segway.

Hoverboards don't have POWER. "Hoverboards" you lean and they move under their own locomotion.

Hoverboards are kickin' rad. "Hoverboards" are pathetically uncool.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
I've actually seen someone on one of those things on a busy city street, and they're even more stupid-looking in-person. Not to mention slower than the average walking pace.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I saw a large group of people taking a segway tour of Denver a few months ago and I actually started laughing when I spotted them. Soon enough we'll have "hoverboard" tours - god bless America.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

OctoberBlues posted:

I saw a large group of people taking a segway tour of Denver a few months ago and I actually started laughing when I spotted them. Soon enough we'll have "hoverboard" tours - god bless America.

That's actually a thing in Lisbon nowadays. I see them a lot of times, it looks ridiculous.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I've actually seen someone on one of those things on a busy city street, and they're even more stupid-looking in-person. Not to mention slower than the average walking pace.

Someone in my office has one and brought it to work. you can actually go really fast, like sprinting speed fast. Most people just don't have the balance or courage to go that fast.

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably
Only store I've seen them they were being sold as "Swagways."

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006


This guy is cool as hell now

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

JEEVES420 posted:

Someone in my office has one and brought it to work. you can actually go really fast, like sprinting speed fast. Most people just don't have the balance or courage to go that fast.

My cousin got one for Christmas and she was speeding around the street by day's end. I got on it and couldn't muster to go any faster than maybe a light jog speed, but it was cool as poo poo to roll around on that regardless. Getting on and off of it is one of the harder parts, and that's where most people have problems.

Makes me think that most people just have poor balance and coordination.

nerd plus rage posted:

Only store I've seen them they were being sold as "Swagways."

That's probably the only manufacturer who hasn't had battery issues and guarantees service on their boards. Edit: Apparently they're also one of the oldest manufacturers, and just recently dropped their prices to a more affordable level.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Skim Milk posted:

This guy is cool as hell now

Naw not really.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Ozz81 posted:

Fat guy with a lit-tle faaaacceee

Did I just witness a Tommy Boy reference?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I've actually seen someone on one of those things on a busy city street, and they're even more stupid-looking in-person. Not to mention slower than the average walking pace.
I went out in the area of Berlin that's infamous for hipsters the other day, and there were on the whole a lot less hipsters than I expected but I did spot one guy riding a hoverboard, bless him.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Millenial hoverround

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

My Lovely Horse posted:

I went out in the area of Berlin that's infamous for hipsters the other day, and there were on the whole a lot less hipsters than I expected but I did spot one guy riding a hoverboard, bless him.

Was it Techno-Viking, whipping around to rave music?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Uhhhhhgggg it's so obvious. Come on now.... so I gotta be the old guy?





Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Uhhhhhgggg it's so obvious. Come on now.... so I gotta be the old guy?







I guess you're not actually old enough. It's from Battling Buses of World War II in the National Lampoon's Encyclopedia of Humor, published in 1973. Stripes stole it from them.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


I like how it's got the ding ding next stop berlin rotating banner from old movies and presumably old reality up top.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Deteriorata posted:

I guess you're not actually old enough. It's from Battling Buses of World War II in the National Lampoon's Encyclopedia of Humor, published in 1973. Stripes stole it from them.

Right. Because virtually everyone involved in the writing, directing, and acting in Stripes had nothing to do with National Lampoon whatsoever.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Now you guys have made me go look up that National Lampoon's High School Yearbook Parody and discover that it's now available on the wayback.

I always wondered how they would render the exchange student's name, even Unicode doesn't have some of those letters


E: haha, it's an OCR trainwreck

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 00:38 on Dec 31, 2015

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

"Seriously?! Right now?! God-dammit, I was just in the middle of the third season of Everybody Loves Romans, and you want to crucify me now?! Whatever, great, fine, GOOD! Let's go, clearly only the Centurians time is worth anything around here."

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


It's a Ren's Rights Activist :haw:

(found on twitter)

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



It's a Ren's Rights Activist :haw:

(found on twitter)

M'Leia

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Uhhhhhgggg it's so obvious. Come on now.... so I gotta be the old guy?




you just made the list, hotshot

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

I knew that David Cross was guilty of something!

Demp
Nov 5, 2003

GLORIOUS

This guy is a Mississippi State fan and all of a sudden everything makes sense in the world.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Kakairo posted:

I knew that David Cross was guilty of something!

Obviously, he's a jew

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

popewiles posted:

Did I just witness a Tommy Boy reference?

It's gonna leave a mark.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

:bravo:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Chrpno posted:

you just made the list, hotshot

The top of the list. :colbert:

edit.... a hotshot:

Pennywise the Frown has a new favorite as of 09:12 on Dec 31, 2015

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pennywise the Frown posted:

The top of the list. :colbert:

edit.... a hotshot:



Bacm when parody movies were funny.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Chrpno posted:

you just made the list, hotshot

Lighten up Francis.

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Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



It's a Ren's Rights Activist :haw:

(found on twitter)

Kamen Rider Skull western remake looking good.

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