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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Cthulu Carl posted:

His helmet says 'Born to Ill'

Ill In Peace, bro...

I don't care what the Internet thinks, Ello rules and he had a boss voice.

He's trench-running in heaven now :angel:

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Ello Asty is good, and also good in the X-Wing game.

Quixotic1
Jul 25, 2007

Just watched the newest video by RLM and after all their talk of budgetary concerns,I now have to ask: Does Vader have a salary, did he have insurance, and did he have to foot the bill after each visit to the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


bunnyofdoom posted:

Latest book, Mercy Kill. I recommend it. Alot more zany schemes than starfighter pew pew tho.

The zany schemes were the heart of wraith squadron so I hope it's good. The battles were just the backdrop. Case in point: the battle where wedge straps Lt Kettch to his chest is just the punchline to the long-running joke.

This is why it seriously was space top gun and good. Top gun wasn't good because of the pew pew and lock on split S. It was the volleyball scene and the locker room and the funny way iceman winks at maverick.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Constant schemes. Also genuine pathos to mix it up. Like the good wraith books
they are all good

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
What happens to Asoka and Asajj Ventress from Clone Wars? They are (unsurprisingly) not featured in season 6 at all.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

site posted:

What happens to Asoka and Asajj Ventress from Clone Wars? They are (unsurprisingly) not featured in season 6 at all.

For Asoka, go watch Rebels.



Actually just go watch rebels

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

Quixotic1 posted:

Just watched the newest video by RLM and after all their talk of budgetary concerns,I now have to ask: Does Vader have a salary, did he have insurance, and did he have to foot the bill after each visit to the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center?

I like to imagine everything mentioned in that video as a robot chicken skit.

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

site posted:

What happens to Asoka and Asajj Ventress from Clone Wars? They are (unsurprisingly) not featured in season 6 at all.

Asoka's alive, not sure about Ventress. I think she dies in one of the books, but I don't read anything in the EU.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Has this been posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005



This is of course not embellished from the article at all, which cites 66 sources.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Vader's_armor

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all

Gammatron 64 posted:

Holy loving poo poo. :psyduck:

See also:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Korun

It's really hosed up that they let really racist poo poo fly in the Star Wars EU by saying that blacks and Asians are literally different species.

God loving drat it Star Wars

I knew the characters in the phantom menace were basically racial stereotypes, but I had no idea George Lucas was this bad.

Props to Disney for getting rid of all this rancid poo poo.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



The Korunnai version of a shrug was to tilt the head a centimeter to the right. Their phrase for nonsense was 'tusker poop'.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!


proof that in their lovely attempt to explain Star Wars, EU fucks actively make it worse. vader goes from scary robot-voiced monster to pathetic tin-man who apparently is tortured with everlasting beep noises and an overexposed vital chest panel. just leave it alone, guys.

Quixotic1
Jul 25, 2007

TheHoosier posted:

proof that in their lovely attempt to explain Star Wars, EU fucks actively make it worse. vader goes from scary robot-voiced monster to pathetic tin-man who apparently is tortured with everlasting beep noises and an overexposed vital chest panel. just leave it alone, guys.

This is why on, one hand I'm glad the Tolkien estate hate and try to stop anything from expanding the Tolkienverse. You only needs to look at the games based on the movies to see how it would have gone down if they weren't so protective of it.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Breasts were the mammary glands of mammalian species and some reptomammals,

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



why would the boots go over the robot feet and not just be his robot feet like robocop?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Why would "budget concerns" stop you from making the most badass possible suit for the #2 man and basically commander in chief of the armed forces of a totalitarian empire with a tax base in the multiple quadrillions of beings?

I kind of envy them not knowing what BBY/ABY is. Is that an in-universe thing? I don't think they'd use the Battle of Yavin to define an epoch. Sheev would probably want to use the start of his rule, the Rebel Alliance would probably continue using whatever the Republic used to be contrarian.

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli
I don't know if BBY/ABY ever showed up in any comic/novel/game/whatever, but I agree that it's a silly thing to base an epoch around. The Rebels might, but the Republic was only in power a couple of decades ago so I don't think there's much point. As for the Empire, why the gently caress would they define an epoch around one of their biggest defeats?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Gammatron 64 posted:

Holy loving poo poo. :psyduck:

See also:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Korun

It's really hosed up that they let really racist poo poo fly in the Star Wars EU by saying that blacks and Asians are literally different species.

God loving drat it Star Wars

reading the book, its basically space Heart of Darkness with the indian jedi being kurtz, in space africa/zimbawei. surprisingly, the book that all that dumbshit is in. is pretty good, it actually makes mace a character.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Yeah, it's a decent book.

I just wish they hadn't made the Space Blacks all a warlike hungle tribe. That's bad, IMO.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
was there an eu about the bantha who took a poo poo that jar jar stepped in
dd the force tell him to poo poo there in order to save the galaxy

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
/\ Search your feelings, you know them to be true!

Pththya-lyi posted:

Han and Chewie were skirting a black hole! That takes skill, dammit!

So they didn't poz Lando's neg hole?.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Blistex posted:

/\ Search your feelings, you know them to be true!


So they didn't poz Lando's neg hole?.

Lando wasn't neg

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
uhm I mean we dont use it as a calendar but we do like to use the terms pre 9/11 post 9/11 so I dont think using before/after yavin is crazy

But yeah we don't refer to it as 15P911 or anythi ng

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
The thing that really kills me about wookiepedia is how little they care about reality. I'm watching The Clone Wars and they introduce this new character. He doesn't sound like a voice actor, and he's got a voice that's really distinctive and seems familiar. So I wanna see who played him. I go to the Wookiepedia page, and I have to scroll through the whole drat thing, pages of poo poo about his lightsaber and where he was born, to get to the very last section, "Behind the scenes" and halfway through the first paragraph they finally say he was played by Jon Favreau.

The actual reality of this stuff as things that exist in our world just doesn't matter, they only care about the in-universe minutia.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
lol Greg Proops is in this show.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
In the second season of the Clone Wars they do an episode that was Seven Samurai, and then a two-parter that was King Kong.

They ran out of ideas real fast.

Kasonic
Mar 6, 2007

Tenth Street Reds, representing

So this has to be some kind of fandom sabotage from the inside or something. Was there a novel from Vader's perspective where he just internally bitched and moaned about how much his suit and life sucks? Why would you make the coolest character in your fake universe into this depressed Captain Pike loser? Why don't his loving shoes fit?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

boom boom boom posted:

lol Greg Proops is in this show.

He's the voice of the Pod Race play by play announcer in Episode 1.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Bonzo posted:

He's the voice of the Pod Race play by play announcer in Episode 1.

They made him do it in full face makeup, and then decided to make it all CG anyway

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Kasonic posted:

So this has to be some kind of fandom sabotage from the inside or something. Was there a novel from Vader's perspective where he just internally bitched and moaned about how much his suit and life sucks? Why would you make the coolest character in your fake universe into this depressed Captain Pike loser? Why don't his loving shoes fit?

highlight of the video was "he was gonna get a much better far more advanced suit but budget constraints happened"

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Fojar38 posted:

highlight of the video was "he was gonna get a much better far more advanced suit but budget constraints happened"

ol' sheev clowinin' on him so hard.

"yeah i was able to shake another 5*10^8 quintillion space dollars from the budget for a triple-size death star, but i just can't come up with the million the sheev palpatine memorial hospital needs to give you a much nicer suit, sorry sith bro"

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Sheev is just sittin there all disappointing, wondering when the hell his fuckup of an apprentice is gonna become a real man and murder him already.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


will never grasp the need to know every tiny bit of minutiae about some piece of media ya like. it's not why you liked the thing you liked to begin with.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

boom boom boom posted:

In the second season of the Clone Wars they do an episode that was Seven Samurai, and then a two-parter that was King Kong.

They ran out of ideas real fast.

Star Wars copying Kurosawa? Well I never!

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




big cummers ONLY
Jul 17, 2005

I made a series of bad investments. Tarantula farm. The bottom fell out of the market.

I thought I had clicked on the OKCupid thread and that image still sorta felt like it belonged

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

uhm I mean we dont use it as a calendar but we do like to use the terms pre 9/11 post 9/11 so I dont think using before/after yavin is crazy

But yeah we don't refer to it as 15P911 or anythi ng

That's a very good point, but you have to admit that the universal use of ABY/BBY in Wookieepedia is silly (I think you're saying that anyway). That said, IRL there were pretty big social and cultural changes after 9/11 so it's a good dividing point. IMO there's not really anything obvious like that between ANH and ESB.


boom boom boom posted:

The thing that really kills me about wookiepedia is how little they care about reality. I'm watching The Clone Wars and they introduce this new character. He doesn't sound like a voice actor, and he's got a voice that's really distinctive and seems familiar. So I wanna see who played him. I go to the Wookiepedia page, and I have to scroll through the whole drat thing, pages of poo poo about his lightsaber and where he was born, to get to the very last section, "Behind the scenes" and halfway through the first paragraph they finally say he was played by Jon Favreau.

The actual reality of this stuff as things that exist in our world just doesn't matter, they only care about the in-universe minutia.

Pretty much. It's really annoying. Even the Star Trek wiki is better - that one always has the actor who played a character listed in the info box at the top, with a separate page for the actor themselves.

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silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

That's a very good point, but you have to admit that the universal use of ABY/BBY in Wookieepedia is silly (I think you're saying that anyway). That said, IRL there were pretty big social and cultural changes after 9/11 so it's a good dividing point. IMO there's not really anything obvious like that between ANH and ESB.

There isn't, but ten years after that? Twenty? I think the general idea is that that date "marked the end of the Empire and the beginning of the New Republic" in the eyes of whoever the gently caress decided it. I think Luke muttered "these calendar changes are all dumb poo poo" when looking up Thrawn in Heir to the Empire, though.

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