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Solfrann posted:Disney will never kill off Ahsoka. She'll get her own spinoff series so they can keep monetizing her. She's a girl jedi with 2 lightsabers and recognizable tailhead things. The costumes alone are worth keeping her. Well canonically she has to be killed at some point prior to the original trilogy because Yoda and Ben are the last surviving Jedi in the galaxy.
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Applewhite posted:Well canonically she has to be killed at some point prior to the original trilogy because Yoda and Ben are the last surviving Jedi in the galaxy. lol is this an unironic statement? I don't think you are really that naive, Applewhite.
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Jan 4, 2016 18:56
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She leaves the Galaxy To live on a farm far far away
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Chomp8645 posted:lol is this an unironic statement? I'm just wondering how they resolve Ahsoka's definitely canon death with the fact that as a character in a children's cartoon she can never be killed.
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Jan 4, 2016 18:58
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Applewhite posted:Well canonically she has to be killed at some point prior to the original trilogy because Yoda and Ben are the last surviving Jedi in the galaxy. Rebels has already hinted that that simply isn't going to be the case, just the rest are either in hiding or turned. Obi Wan and Yoda are just the last two surviving Jedi MASTERS
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Booblord Zagats posted:Rebels has already hinted that that simply isn't going to be the case, just the rest are either in hiding or turned. Obi Wan and Yoda are just the last two surviving Jedi MASTERS Booooooooooooo
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Applewhite posted:I'm just wondering how they resolve Ahsoka's definitely canon death with the fact that as a character in a children's cartoon she can never be killed. Ok, uh "she went into hiding". Optionally, in fact probably, add "also she saved the galaxy 10 more times or whatever but it was all behind the scenes and because of [plot device] word never got out that it was actually a jedi who saved the day" even in midst of the GCW.
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Applewhite posted:Well canonically she has to be killed at some point prior to the original trilogy because Yoda and Ben are the last surviving Jedi in the galaxy. Is that ever directly stated? And if so, by someone who would definitely know for sure that was true?
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Jan 4, 2016 19:02
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Applewhite posted:Booooooooooooo It makes sense, kinda. Considering Masters were the only ones hat really taught people to be Jedi Knights, and any surviving knights would have been the easiest to track since the Republic kept tabs on them, all that would be left would be padawans who just lucked out and weren't near their masters when poo poo went down
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Jan 4, 2016 19:03
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They wouldn't have to just kill Ahsoka, they'd have to kill Ezra and Kanan too. So either there's more than two Jedi, or Rebels ends with everybody dying.
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Death Star plans? Ashoka handed them to whoever but they never knew their mysterious contact was actually a jedi!!!! Bothan spies? They got that poo poo from Ashoka, but she had them claim public credit to protect her true identity!!!! Battle of Hoth? Ashoka was taking poo poo nasty shots with the planetary ion cannon until the final moments of the battle, then stowed away on a Star Destroyer pretending to be a cantina dancer. They never knew she was a jedi!!!!
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boom boom boom posted:They got Billy Dee Williams and James Earl Jones to do voices, maybe they could get the Wedge guy too The guy who played Wedge declined being in TFA because it would have bored him. I don't see him doing anything star wars anytime soon.
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McPhearson posted:The guy who played Wedge declined being in TFA because it would have bored him. I don't see him doing anything star wars anytime soon. They wouldn't need him, just the voice actor. They dubbed over that dude's ridiculous Scottish accent.
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Regarding Ashoka and Vader, they'll probably do a Force Unleashed and have her win a "symbolic victory" that means nothing to the larger story.
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boom boom boom posted:They wouldn't need him, just the voice actor. They dubbed over that dude's ridiculous Scottish accent. Briefing room Wedge was dubbed over, Cockpit Wedge was Denis Lawson and was not dubbed over and went on to play the character in the rest of the movies, and a video game, and I think a couple audiobooks.
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Xenomrph posted:You're thinking of someone different, Wedge was technically played by two people in ANH. Dude does audiobooks but TFA would have "bored him."
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Applewhite posted:Dude does audiobooks but TFA would have "bored him." Well to be fair his role in TFA would have been "standing around a briefing table in a glorified cameo" like Ackbar. At least with audiobooks and voice acting, he actually has something to do, likely has more than 2 lines, and he can show up in pajamas and still get the job done just as well. Stupid Post Maker posted:As a kid Plo Koon was my favorite Jedi. Someone tell me about how lovely he actually was from the EU
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Xenomrph posted:You're thinking of someone different, Wedge was technically played by two people in ANH. Oh hey, you're right. Counting the voice actor, he was played by three different actors in the same movie
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Wookieepedia posted:A'Sharad Hett stated, while on a mission to Aargonar with Anakin Skywalker, that Tusken Raiders were biologically incompatible with Humans. This implies that Tusken Raiders were a non-Human species. "Yep, they were animals and I slaughtered them as such, I did nothing wrong" Sneaky oval office
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I am playing tie fighter for the first time and I made sure to have star fighter collisions on because duh but oh my god its terrifying when you are turning around and you almost crash head first into a y wing formation as they swoosh around you
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mr.capps posted:I am playing tie fighter for the first time and I made sure to have star fighter collisions on because duh but oh my god its terrifying when you are turning around and you almost crash head first into a y wing formation as they swoosh around you Yeah, the debris from an exploded Y-Wing is about 1000x more likely to kill you than the weapons on it
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Here's my awful thought of the day: Does Darth Vader's dick still work? People call that evil Indiana Jones Girl from the Vader comics his waifu and I just thought how awful it would be if they hosed because he looks like uncle fester covered in scabs lol Though I'm pretty sure if he can still get it up, he probably still isn't over Padme and would just break down into tears which would make things even worse
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Gammatron 64 posted:Here's my awful thought of the day: Does Darth Vader's dick still work? Looking at the state of him after he fell into lava in Episode III I'm gonna go ahead and say his dick was almost certainly burned off.
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Applewhite posted:Looking at the state of him after he fell into lava in Episode III I'm gonna go ahead and say his dick was almost certainly burned off. Probably yeah and honestly that's probably a good thing
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Gammatron 64 posted:Here's my awful thought of the day: Does Darth Vader's dick still work? This is my from the hip take on the Vader dick discussion: I think he has no balls but has a mighty dick. He has the power, but lacks the will and drive needed to do anything with it and gets no enjoyment. i am sure that in a specific irony his dick is totally unmarked except for maybe a single scar. (I have scoured wookieepedia for proof, but an artist on the Clone Wars cartoon series' DA page backs me up on this.) He likely installed a prostate massager into his meditation suite. Which is symbolic of the Emperor's control over him. Luke and Leia are his symbolic balls that he needs to have the power to conquer the galaxy and bring balance to the force. Once he has his children acting as his symbolic balls, only then will balance be brought. The twin death stars belonging to the Emperor were built at the same time and either suggest the Emperor is not swinging a full bag or that he just really likes dudes balls. But now is neither the time nor the place for such speculation. An interesting sidebar is the fleet's collection of gigantic Star Destroyers with tiny balls on their bridge. Again signifying the power but lack of conviction. As for the rebels.... well, I don't need to state the obvious do I? Lonos Oboe fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Jan 4, 2016 |
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Gammatron 64 posted:Here's my awful thought of the day: Does Darth Vader's dick still work? i will write the novel saying that his suit had a built in gently caress-dildo connected via a series of neurological pathways to his cerebellum to simulate sexual pleasure someone update wookieepedia
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Fojar38 posted:i will write the novel saying that his suit had a built in gently caress-dildo connected via a series of neurological pathways to his cerebellum to simulate sexual pleasure He has a Robocock I just had the mental image of a naked Uncle Fester with no arms or legs sobbing uncontrolibly and calling out for Padme on top of a confused and horrified prostitute wishing for the sweet release of death
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Gammatron 64 posted:He has a Robocock "I'll do wateva ya want baybe. but does I got ta wear the freaky Japanese gurl make up?" "I am not paying you to talk"
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Xenomrph posted:
That reminded me, Kit Fisto, the jedi with the long flowing squid dreadlocks, literally has a Jamaican accent in the cartoon. Goddamnit.
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Mowglis Haircut posted:That reminded me, Kit Fisto, the jedi with the long flowing squid dreadlocks, literally has a Jamaican accent in the cartoon. Goddamnit. You mean Hermies?
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Mowglis Haircut posted:That reminded me, Kit Fisto, the jedi with the long flowing squid dreadlocks, literally has a Jamaican accent in the cartoon. Goddamnit. He's literally voiced by a Jamaican actor
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boom boom boom posted:He's literally voiced by a Jamaican actor Accents are inherently racist.
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They should've thrown a curveball and had a Russian actor voice him, and given the Jamaican accent to the giraffe neck jedi.
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Kasonic posted:They should've thrown a curveball and had a Russian actor voice him, and given the Jamaican accent to the giraffe neck jedi. But that would've made the stereotypical one-eyed Russian midget Jedi much less unique.
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Maul's_Party_Town
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boom boom boom posted:Is that ever directly stated? And if so, by someone who would definitely know for sure that was true? Yoda is the closest we get. He tells Luke "when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be." But he wasn't counting Leia, whom he definitely knew about, so he leaves open the possibility of other potential Jedi. Was Ahsoka an official Jedi or just a trainee? Actually, one thing that always bugged me is that for all Obi-Wan and Yoda talked about how important Luke was, what did he actually do? He blew up the first Death Star, but from then on, did he do anything to help the Rebels win the war? His big climax is the showdown with Vader and the Emperor, but if he'd lost, so what? It would be personally bad, and it would mean it would be a lot longer for the Jedi to get rebuilt (then again, no Kylo Ren), but the Rebels still would blow up Death Star II and kill Sheev. That's why I liked Timothy Zahn's idea that Sheev was mentally supporting his entire fleet through the Dark Side. I know, it's a silly addition that has no backing in the movies, but at least that way it matters that Luke won. It actually is consistent, as the Empire doesn't start really losing the space battle (most notably losing the Executor) until after Sheev's death.
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site posted:Russian midget Jedi I googled this and the first result was his Wookieepedia page
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Jurgan posted:Yoda is the closest we get. He tells Luke "when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be." But he wasn't counting Leia, whom he definitely knew about, so he leaves open the possibility of other potential Jedi. Was Ahsoka an official Jedi or just a trainee? I don't think Ahsoka ever finished her trials to become a knight, but I might be wrong. Yoda may be referring to just those he has designated as knights, because there's also the Kanan guy in Rebels that was out there somewhere. We still don't know what happens to that guy, either.
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"At last we reveal ourselves to the Jedi. And peripherally to the movies, a thousand other times. gently caress it - I'll fight Grievous and Dooku if I have to. Where's that spotlight? Over here, please. I've got a musical number coming up." He becomes less and less a phantom menace every time he rears his head. No, he is not a drat spiderman. No, he did not go into hiding. He fell down a really long hole and went kersplat. Jesus. EU dorks.
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