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That man is cooking a woman
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:22 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 15:41 |
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I'm a guy and I learned how to cook because I like having good food whenever I want to. I also learned to bake because I like having fresh baked bread whenever I like. Later I discovered that women like it if you cook for them on a date. It's also a good way to just have company. If you're feeling lonely make a big dinner and tell your friends there's no way you can eat it all by yourself so if they'd like to come have some they're welcome to. ... That's my story.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:22 |
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If you really want to wind one of these idiots up, tell him no, it's because a man's place is in the kitchen, and he really shouldn't be wearing a shirt under that apron either.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:23 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:If you're feeling lonely make a big dinner and tell your friends there's no way you can eat it all by yourself so if they'd like to come have some they're welcome to. This how my parents lure me into visiting.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:23 |
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I'm not too far off the "throw meat in a fire" style I mentioned, because I just basically season some chicken and throw it on an oiled pan, and then I know how to prepare rice, pasta, and vegetables. But it's not because of some manly-man thing, it's because I do all my cooking for one, and am sort of broke.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:32 |
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SpacePig posted:I'm not too far off the "throw meat in a fire" style I mentioned, because I just basically season some chicken and throw it on an oiled pan, and then I know how to prepare rice, pasta, and vegetables. But it's not because of some manly-man thing, it's because I do all my cooking for one, and am sort of broke. The most elaborate dish I can personally make is a quasi chicken and broccoli stir-fry. I'm certain that most real chiefs would cry if they had to watch me prepare the sauce.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 19:57 |
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:There's no such thing as a four Michelin restaurant, Forbes guide rates on a five star scale, Michelin is a three star scale. Thank you for correctly pointing out the faulty reasoning of my former co-worker's statement.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 20:25 |
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Klaus88 posted:The most elaborate dish I can personally make is a quasi chicken and broccoli stir-fry. I'm certain that most real chiefs would cry if they had to watch me prepare the sauce. Of course none of us can cook like a real chef, but then again that doesn't mean you can't cook. There are tons of good simple recipes and unless you're really dumb you can actually cook. You might never have tried to but you can. It's just that like in most skills, being able to cook doesn't mean you're a loving 3 star chef.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 20:41 |
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I usually just cook while I'm stoned out of my mind, so everything I make is delicious
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 20:50 |
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Klaus88 posted:The most elaborate dish I can personally make is a quasi chicken and broccoli stir-fry. I'm certain that most real chiefs would cry if they had to watch me prepare the sauce. sorry
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:04 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Of course none of us can cook like a real chef, but then again that doesn't mean you can't cook. There are tons of good simple recipes and unless you're really dumb you can actually cook. You might never have tried to but you can. It's also commonly believed that cooking should be some horrifying ordeal that eats up multiple hours of your day. And I'm like...no. I can make very good baked chicken that takes something like five minutes of actual effort. Then you put it in the oven, do something else for 40-50 minutes, and hey there's your dinner! Mix olive oil, black pepper, and lemon juice. Coat chicken breasts in it. Put them on a baking pan. Dump a can of mushrooms, water and all, over the chicken. Bake it 40-50 minutes. Really good stuff, almost no effort at all.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:05 |
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Ok guys, men can cook, we get it.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:12 |
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I can cook but I'm a two-spirited fox/ki-rin hybrid otherkin, so it goes without saying.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:31 |
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Men can cook but God created women for a reason
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:35 |
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To cook!
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:35 |
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Only one of my headmates cooks, so zhe cooks for all of us.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:36 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I can make very good baked chicken ToxicSlurpee posted:a can of mushrooms
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:37 |
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EvilGenius posted:Ok guys, men can cook, we get it. Any MGTOW should learn to be a self reliant healthy eater instead of feeding political correct ready made food / fast food corporations that push the feminist agenda while destroying people's health. In fact the whole fast food and ready made food industry is just as bad as feminism by legally turning people towards unhealthy, unnatural lifestyles. A healthy diet should be paleo (either with or without meat) - meaning just unprocessed ingredients with few exceptions such as naturally fermented foods. Women these days can't cook to save their lifes anyway and the likeliness of a woman ever serving you elaborate multi-part meals like in the 50s are slim to none.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:44 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:political correct ready made food What? Oh god and that bit about naturally fermented foods, is he talking about high meat?
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:45 |
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I think he's just looking for an excuse to drink beer.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:51 |
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hyperhazard posted:I think he's just looking for an excuse to drink beer. I don't know dude, he mentioned paleo, that poo poo is like the crossfit of diets.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:54 |
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Tardcore posted:What? Oh god and that bit about naturally fermented foods, is he talking about high meat? I think its the paleo diet's excuse for still being able to get drunk. E: f,b
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 21:55 |
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If you can't cook and are proud of it, regardless of gender, you have no culture and should subsist on nothing but Soylent brand cumshakes until the heavy metals in it solve your problem for you.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 22:01 |
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Tardcore posted:What? In the US you at least have the option for homeschooling or the option to get a GED while in highschool, so you can go straight to college and at least cut through some of the bullshit. Where I'm from it's illegal and the cops will come by your home and force you to go to school if you don't show up anymore. The system is also set up in this way to ensure that only politically correct people that fit into the system and are willing to suck up to teachers get to go to university after 13 years of indoctrination.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 22:04 |
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How many homeschooled kids are taught by their fathers?
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 22:06 |
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Who wanted hot takes on the situation in Oregon?quote:So, it looks like we get to start the year with an armed showdown in Oregon. Awesome.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 22:16 |
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Blind Pineapple posted:Who wanted hot takes on the situation in Oregon? I grew up in Oregon and I'm glad that this is reminding people that most of Oregon is dumb rednecks and not some weirdo paradise people think Portland is.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 22:36 |
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Portland is exactly a weirdo paradise. It just makes up a very small area of the state.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 22:39 |
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They're protesting two idiots that covered up poaching by setting the wilderness on fire. They were convicted of this in eastern loving Oregon. It's as redneck hick y'all land as anywhere.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 22:49 |
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Freep thread is having a field day with this bullshit. Apparently the guys are asking for people to send the "snacks and gear". Also they are freezing their rear end off because they can't get a fire going
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 23:14 |
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Cross-post from freep thread
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 23:35 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Freep thread is having a field day with this bullshit. Apparently the guys are asking for people to send the "snacks and gear". Also they are freezing their rear end off because they can't get a fire going So much tactical equipment, and yet not a single tactic.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 23:37 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Freep thread is having a field day with this bullshit. Apparently the guys are asking for people to send the "snacks and gear". Also they are freezing their rear end off because they can't get a fire going Arsehole are going to end up accidentally burning the whole wilderness down, aren't they.
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 23:51 |
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Eponine posted:How many homeschooled kids are taught by their fathers? Teaching's not a man's job! That's women's work! Now, coaching, on the other hand, that's a real man's job.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 00:09 |
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Madkal posted:Arsehole are going to end up accidentally burning the whole wilderness down, aren't they. They just gave up and turned themselves in so no
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 00:29 |
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RareAcumen posted:Teaching's not a man's job! That's women's work! Now, coaching, on the other hand, that's a real man's job. As long as it's not volleyball, because volleyball is a woman's game. Or is it ESPECIALLY volleyball because of the short shorts on the girls?
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 00:31 |
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Je suis fatigue posted:They just gave up and turned themselves in so no Who? The ranchers who said they were before this poo poo show started?
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 00:52 |
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:As long as it's not volleyball, because volleyball is a woman's game. Hmmm, tough call. Let's bring in a bunch of Middle school girls while our FOX NEWS panel discusses their appearance in the most uncomfortable way possible for anyone not living in the Conservative fever dream.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 01:05 |
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DemeaninDemon posted:Who? The ranchers who said they were before this poo poo show started? Ah, I was just going by the CCN news update on my iPad without actually following this story very closely. I was under the impression that the fire starters were with the occupation guys in Oregon but I guess they were in California? Like it was a protection thing not a lovely stupid protest, so then the federal land squatting goes on.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 01:14 |
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Je suis fatigue posted:Ah, I was just going by the CCN news update on my iPad without actually following this story very closely. I was under the impression that the fire starters were with the occupation guys in Oregon but I guess they were in California? Like it was a protection thing not a lovely stupid protest, so then the federal land squatting goes on. The guys occupying the building say it's in support of the arsonist ranchers but the arsonist ranchers already turned themselves in and went back to jail quietly. Apparently their response to the guys occupying the building is more or less "wait, what the gently caress are you idiots doing?" So apparently now they're saying that it's in support of making sure it doesn't happen to any other arsonist ranchers. Because I guess lighting fire to and grazing cattle on federal land you were told not to do those things in is a God-given freedom that must not be taken away.
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