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Johnny FOotball
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he owns 46 9.85%
John Football 86 18.42%
I love the elfish drunkardd 78 16.70%
In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area 257 55.03%
Total: 467 votes
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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
must be nice to have parents who are rich as gently caress

eagerly awaiting his train wreck reality show on bravo in a couple of years

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Elotana
Dec 12, 2003

and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Our sources tell us Manziel was at a popular night club on the strip Saturday night. The QB entered wearing a blonde wig, a fake mustache, glasses, and a hoodie.

Manziel introduced himself as “Billy.” He was there into the 3am hour and when it came time to pay the bill, he asked to have it comped because he didn’t bring cash and also didn’t want to put it on his card.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
:chanpop:
:boom:
:vince:


:golfclap:

I wish the JFF ride never ends.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Maybe he's hungry and needs a Snickers.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He didn't bring cash haha

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
Dude has a problem and it's sad to see but he has to live with the consequences of his actions so...bye Felicia.

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009

Yea...I was down for a villainous team - not one led by a guy who belongs in a mental institution.

JFF, live fast and die young you mini goblin football-thrower.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Joe Namath was nearly expelled from the NFL for co-owning a NYC nightclub with real life Italian mafiosos, Johnny Football merely parties in Vegas disguised as an Aryan. Free Johnny Football

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
this is gonna make a great 30 for 30 in like 10 years

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Joe Namath was nearly expelled from the NFL for co-owning a NYC nightclub with real life Italian mafiosos, Johnny Football merely parties in Vegas disguised as an Aryan. Free Johnny Football

Johnny Football is Ken Stabler without the talent, charisma or a Super Bowl ring.

Mainly just the substance abuse issues.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Rabble posted:

bye Felicia.

lol the last time I heard this it was coming out of the mouth of a 22 year old girl

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



I would buy this shirt

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Manziel is too good for this world

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Chinatown posted:

this is gonna make a great 30 for 30 in like 10 years

what if i told you a drunk moron failed

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

NC-17 posted:

what if i told you a drunk moron failed

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

NC-17 posted:

what if i told you a drunk moron failed
but enough about bernie kosar

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009



E: :stare:

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!


Sir Joseph Dirt

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
He's just doing guerilla advertising for the sequel

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


That cannot be possibly real.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


It was his Halloween costume, he just added a mustache to it in Vegas

Yeah, this 30 For 30 is going to be legendary

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

It was his Halloween costume, he just added a mustache to it in Vegas

Yeah, this 30 For 30 is going to be legendary

They're just going to play clips of Barny from "How I met your mother" alongside the game film.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

O.M.G. how can you cynical retards not love this guy?

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Hello, I'm Lonny Panzelle

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Hello, I'm Lonny Panzelle

There's not accounting for taste in this world, D-Link; many people, for instance, hate fun.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Jan 5, 2016

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
What if Johnny Manziel were white?

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Makes u think

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

O.M.G. how can you cynical retards not love this guy?

Idgi

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

Jerry Jones is ok with "some risk" at backup QB

This is the second-best news of the day outside of Dalton getting his cast off.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Apparently there are people in this thread that, get this, don't like Johnny Manziel.

hosed up, if true.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Stupid Dick posted:

Jerry Jones is ok with "some risk" at backup QB

This is the second-best news of the day outside of Dalton getting his cast off.
it's happening

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

He literally wore a Joe Dirt wig with sunglasses and a fake mustache as a disguise. Do you get it now

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Johnny Manziel is Gronkowski's evil hobbit twin, like Danny Devito to Schwarzenegger

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chichevache posted:

Johnny Manziel is Gronkowski's evil hobbit twin, like Danny Devito to Schwarzenegger
So much like DeVito's character, Manziel was the "crap left over". Sounds about right.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Reminder that Johnny has a Drake tattoo.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Bigass Moth posted:

Reminder that Johnny has a Drake tattoo.

That's a real thing? :stonklol:

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