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| In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area |
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:He literally wore a Joe Dirt wig with sunglasses and a fake mustache as a disguise. Do you get it now Oh no I get that, I absolutely love Manziel. I don't get the people that don't get it, get it?
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Jan 6, 2016 01:45
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This loving team.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:08
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Stupid Dick posted:Jerry Jones is ok with "some risk" at backup QB Everyone here know's Jerry's son makes the decisions now right? Hopefully, Johnny Football is coming to Dallas anyway.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:09
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I approve him coming to Dallas I will also post updates if he flies to Vegas and I'm on the same flight.
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Jan 6, 2016 02:11
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:O.M.G. how can you cynical retards not love this guy? Because I'm a Browns season ticket holder and think he's been a lovely QB?
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Jan 6, 2016 03:02
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because he's addicted to alcohol and addiction, while hilarious, is also extremely funny?
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Jan 6, 2016 03:04
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my mom gave me a browns shirt for christmas and i immediately asked her if it was authentic bc i was dreading that she gave money to jimmy haslam it wasn't. thumbs up emoji
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Jan 6, 2016 03:05
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Somewhere Ryan Leaf stops digging through a landfill for pills and breathes a sigh of relief that he might not be the biggest fuckup QB anymore.
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Jan 6, 2016 03:09
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It's on pace to at least be a tie
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Jan 6, 2016 03:15
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He's a tapdancing lawn gnome so of course they want him in dallas.
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Jan 6, 2016 05:50
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Since there are now rumors that RG3 also wants go to Dallas, I think that Jerry Jones should just get both of them and give us the good cop/bad cop dynamic we all need. It's just the right thing to do.
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Jan 6, 2016 15:12
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Manziel never had anywhere near Leaf's potential, and Leaf wasn't independently wealthy without football like Manziel is. Manziel can't possibly be as big a fuckup as Leaf or Jamarcus.
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Jan 6, 2016 15:43
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Nail Rat posted:Manziel never had anywhere near Leaf's potential, and Leaf wasn't independently wealthy without football like Manziel is. Manziel can't possibly be as big a fuckup as Leaf or Jamarcus. Did either of them wash out of the Browns by trying to get his vegas bender comped while wearing a Joe dirt wig and calling himself Billy? (So is it Billy loving Football? Billy Johnny Eightball?)
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Jan 6, 2016 15:47
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FAUXTON posted:Did either of them wash out of the Browns by trying to get his vegas bender comped while wearing a Joe dirt wig and calling himself Billy? But Manziel will still be rich and going to vegas and living in penthouse apartments, while Leaf has been reduced to stealing painkillers when he's not in prison and Jamarcus is probably off eating himself to death.
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Jan 6, 2016 15:56
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e^ if there's one thing abusive alcoholics are known for it's their solid financial decisions Elotana posted:
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Jan 6, 2016 16:06
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I think you are all overlooking Bernie Kosar in the pantheon of addict quarterbacks.
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Jan 6, 2016 16:21
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Nail Rat posted:Manziel never had anywhere near Leaf's potential, and Leaf wasn't independently wealthy without football like Manziel is. Manziel can't possibly be as big a fuckup as Leaf or Jamarcus. I also don't recall Manziel being touted as highly coming in to the draft as Leaf was, or even Jamarcus. Wasn't he seen as a stretch for a 1st round pick despite the Heisman?
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Jan 6, 2016 16:23
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NC-17 posted:I think you are all overlooking Bernie Kosar in the pantheon of addict quarterbacks. No, he's been name dropped a few times.
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Jan 6, 2016 16:34
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v2vian man posted:because he's addicted to alcohol and addiction, while hilarious, is also extremely funny? Cleveland, the land of depressive alcoholics mad at the happy party alcoholic is pretty funny, my old friend. Did you see the Joe Dirt wig? I'm still laughing about it
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Jan 6, 2016 16:57
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indigi posted:e^ if there's one thing abusive alcoholics are known for it's their solid financial decisions He doesn't have to make good decisions if rich mommy and daddy are there to take care of him.
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Jan 6, 2016 16:57
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Jan 6, 2016 17:01
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Who is this master of disguise?
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Jan 6, 2016 17:03
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Here should have used Jonathon Rugby as his alias.
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Jan 6, 2016 17:03
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Nail Rat posted:He doesn't have to make good decisions if rich mommy and daddy are there to take care of him. Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
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Jan 6, 2016 17:06
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how does this keep getting funnier/sadder
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Jan 6, 2016 17:09
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Prove that's Johnny Manziel. You can't. Brilliant!
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Jan 6, 2016 17:09
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I'm willing to bet my life savings that JFF is feeling absolutely zero shame over pretty much everything he's done since being drafted
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Jan 6, 2016 17:10
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Real talk if you don't think Manziel is awesome kill yourself
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Jan 6, 2016 17:10
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are you as mentally broken as he is 
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Jan 6, 2016 17:16
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What's a "diplo"?
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Jan 6, 2016 17:22
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A popular DJ
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Chichevache posted:What's a "diplo"? Famous DJ.
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Jan 6, 2016 17:23
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famous dj lol
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Jan 6, 2016 17:26
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Hitting shuffle on an iPod makes you famous now? Neat.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Hitting shuffle on an iPod makes you famous now? Neat. Uh oh, prepare yourself to feel the wrath of Crazy. He loves EDM and apparently his cousin is Skrillex or one of those other famous DJs.
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Jan 6, 2016 18:02
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Jesus how old ARE you guys?
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Jan 6, 2016 18:05
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Dattserberg posted:Uh oh, prepare yourself to feel the wrath of Crazy. He loves EDM and apparently his cousin is Skrillex or one of those other famous DJs. I liked Skrillex better when he was in an emo band. 
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Jan 6, 2016 18:05
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4 RING SHRIMP posted:Jesus how old ARE you guys? Old/young/stupif enough to own every album From First to Last ever released!
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That skillrex stuff is ok in small doses, can't imagine hearing it for hours at a party tho.
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