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Can I be the Jew banker
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:08 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 04:07 |
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i can be your holy man, i believe in every god/goddess ever to exist devoutly
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:11 |
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yes, fluo pm'd me some pics that were, quite frankly, astonishing, so he's in charge of pretty much whatever he asks for. Windows 98 posted:Can I be the Jew banker don't see why not Smash it Smash hit posted:i can be your holy man, i believe in every god/goddess ever to exist devoutly alright. not sure what the limit is here, the island is pretty big but most of it is volcanic rock that doesn't really work for construction.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:15 |
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I am a half elf (+1 to stealth, 15% chance of infravision)
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:25 |
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dreezy posted:whoever comes up with the best name gets on the island. hit me with your coolest suggestions! Jonestown II
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:34 |
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can I be the federal bootyhole inspector
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:36 |
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YerAuraBoresMeAlice posted:Jonestown II Jonestown the second: electric Boogaloo
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:48 |
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dreezy posted:
no problem volcanic rock is perfect for worshipping
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:49 |
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A misanthrope posted:how will this lord of the flies thing go down when everyone is Piggy? i can sing high "c" motherfucker, put me in charge
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:17 |
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I didn't make the cut? I am competent handyman and shoveler too. I can be the grave digger.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:44 |
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I'm the guy that dies on the first day
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:45 |
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if you're going to have a self-sustaining society made of up gross nerds you'll need somebody to make and sell weird little anime dolls you don't want that money going off the island do you
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:06 |
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Zzulu posted:I'm the guy that dies on the first day you will make a fine sacrifice to the volcano
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:21 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:I didn't make the cut? I am competent handyman and shoveler too. I can be the grave digger. we will only have sky burials and lava baths on this island tyvm
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:22 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:we will only have sky burials and lava baths on this island tyvm We i can fly the plane we push bodies outta
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:24 |
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ill be your cocunut spotter. if theres a coconut in a tree, I'll be able to point it out for someone to climb up and grab and drop down. someone else can also be the coconut opener
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:26 |
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dreezy posted:also holding a vote on whether to let women and gays in and appoint whoflungpoop as lead amazon warrior. i spoke with the lady chieftain, they're willing to trade access to their high speed internet in return for abalone jewelry and monthly visitations from the most fertile men on the island they have promised to return the jewelry in good condition
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:33 |
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whoflungpoop posted:i spoke with the lady chieftain, they're willing to trade access to their high speed internet in return for abalone jewelry and monthly visitations from the most fertile men on the island can't turn down a deal like that. hope you're okay managing the gays as well.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:36 |
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also being the holy man i will vote against every civil rights platform you offer, stubbornly.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:39 |
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I'll collect oil from my face in coconut husks, for you to use on the butts of all the male goons you trick into being trapped with you on SleazyDreezy Island.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:51 |
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I'll be you papaya guy
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:54 |
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Can i be island surgeon? im practically one now., (not board certified) ill even do breast augmentation for every woman on the island for free so we're not walking around with ladies with small thingies. Im talkin like, theyre going to be needing bigger coconuts for their bras ya know?
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:56 |
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i will be the half blind, crazy rear end deformed beggar with prophetic visions. you will make offerings of the finest crystal meth to fuel my powers
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:57 |
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Claven666 posted:i will be the half blind, crazy rear end deformed beggar with prophetic visions. you will make offerings of the finest crystal meth to fuel my powers I SAID I WAS THE HOLY MAN
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 21:01 |
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whoflungpoop posted:i spoke with the lady chieftain, they're willing to trade access to their high speed internet in return for abalone jewelry and monthly visitations from the most fertile men on the island i had a vasectooy last year and now i cry a lot so am i invited?
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 21:16 |
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i will do the scheduling and ranking for when it's time to butt gently caress so everyone can still butt gently caress and not get sore from doing it too much. everyone chips in.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 22:19 |
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a starwar betamax posted:i had a vasectooy last year and now i cry a lot so am i invited? dreezy posted:can't turn down a deal like that. hope you're okay managing the gays as well.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 22:42 |
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im interested in the position of towel manager at the girl island.. made a good trade on the dogs and ended up with a vitamix
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 22:44 |
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I can operate as the official "meme police" whenever someone on the island says a meme I beat you with a coconut... cocoanut? cocanut? anyway you get the idea
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 23:07 |
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Idea man. I have ideas, I just need people to do them. Like "we should have a kickin' rad flag." See? Now we just need someone to make that and it will be awesome. But, this is different than "leader" in that I can't be blamed for anything that goes wrong.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 23:27 |
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My qualifications: I can grow weed and shrooms. In addition I know a guy who can provide the other drugs I once completed the Legends of the Hidden Temple course successfully
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 21:28 |
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HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE posted:I once completed the Legends of the Hidden Temple course successfully calling bullshit on that, nobody has ever beaten LotHT
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 04:44 |
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I'm literally actually a pilot I would fly you to and fro
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 05:56 |
Crow_Rodeo posted:I'm literally actually a pilot I would fly you to and fro bruce dickinson?!?!
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 06:13 |
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I always wondered how the hell someone managed to make a post in the wrong thread, but I finally did it. Not actually sure how I did it either.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:08 |
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Windows 98 posted:Can I be the Jew banker ill be the other jew banker so that when people need to go to the jew banker they'll look at w98 and say 'lets not go to that jew banker, lets go to the nice one.'
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:39 |
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Bismuth posted:I always wondered how the hell someone managed to make a post in the wrong thread, but I finally did it. Not actually sure how I did it either. you can still apply for island membership. i wont hold it against you.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:40 |
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Anthropologist with knowledge of South Pacific horticultural societies and farming methods.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:41 |
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I think I'm pretty good at being part of the fifth column, op.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 07:42 |
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I have expert-level knowledge of preservation techniques for 19th century photographs
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