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JB50
Feb 13, 2008


Why do those women scream when shits falling over half a mile away.

Woman your screams arent going to make it stay up!

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

JB50 posted:

*Woman screams*

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

JB50 posted:

Why do those women scream when shits falling over half a mile away.

As females didn't evolve to fight, the reflex to scream at things perceived dangerous to alert the males was necessary to our survival. :tipshat:

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
If you read the comments, apparently she's screaming because the crane is falling on her house. Her dog died in the accident.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

:smith:

Cheez
Apr 29, 2013

Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

:siren:
TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!
:siren:

JB50 posted:

Why do those women scream when shits falling over half a mile away.

Woman your screams arent going to make it stay up!

beep boop what are emotions what is terror

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

SpacePig posted:

All of these are pretty cool, except the one where a guy is filming a woman in a skirt under her desk.

I was hoping the scene was going to end with her kicking him in the face with those boots

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Do pumps in russia not cut off automatically from the back pressure? I've never heard of someone looking in their tank to see if it was full.

Resurrecting an ancient conversation but we don't pump our own gas in Oregon so the first time I ran out of gas in Vancouver WA at 3am I was confronted with a gas pump that had a credit card slot and an empty attendant booth. I had always seen gas attendants pump the handle a couple more times when I was getting fills so I cargo culted and was rewarded with a quarterpanel and shoe covered in gasoline. So what I'm saying is maybe she was actually an Oregonian visiting Russia.

E: In my defense I didn't actually use my lighter to check how much gas was in the tank before I overfilled it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Looks like fun

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.


mirrors edge 2 isn't looking so hot

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Public transit infrastructure in the remote parts of Russia may consist of two excavators. Hard hats are optional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vPfrW1xk_4

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
So you've got about a 95% chance of making it across without getting wet, maybe? And there's a line of how many people? And they do this every day?


VVV I really can't complain about my commute anymore.

Mozi fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Jan 8, 2016

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Mozi posted:

So you've got about a 95% chance of making it across without getting wet, maybe? And there's a line of how many people? And they do this every day?
No idea if it's daily occurrence, but description mentions that those are FIFO workers.

Edit:

Here's another one, that plenty of commenters refer to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EkdEIDwN14
:eyepop:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


:china: produces the very best deathtraps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EViyccc2t9w

:stonklol:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

There is a non-zero chance that one of these has been placed in someones butt.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

There is a non-zero chance that one of these has been placed in someones butt.

you can say that about nearly anything tbh

5er
Jun 1, 2000


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

They're allowing Lucas to go back in and make one last Special SPECIAL Edition, so he can make everything safer so young children and millennials don't get frightened.




There will be an additional 5 minutes added that shows Obi Wan sneaking into the supervisor's office, properly filling out lockout/tagout forms, and then placing a red tag on the switch he drops before sneaking off to his completely HR infuriating confrontation with Vader.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

5er posted:

There will be an additional 5 minutes added that shows Obi Wan sneaking into the supervisor's office, properly filling out lockout/tagout forms, and then placing a red tag on the switch he drops before sneaking off to his completely HR infuriating confrontation with Vader.

Independent contractor gets in altercation with tenured professor. Yeeesh

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




These are popular in ex-USSR as well, though they are at least somewhat safer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNM8BqAVLNk

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

kalstrams posted:

These are popular in ex-USSR as well, though they are at least somewhat safer.

That’s an immersion heater, which is significantly less of a bad idea than an electrode boiler.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

1000W, 120V, and 220mA in MY drink?!

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Platystemon posted:

That’s an immersion heater, which is significantly less of a bad idea than an electrode boiler.
Oh wait, that's heater through electrical discharge? :stonk:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Oh boy, new Kreosan, what are they getting up to this time? :neckbeard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmCsVw5CuDE

:supaburn:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


E: ^^^^ You can use steel wool and a 9V battery like that too. It works great as a firelighter.

kalstrams posted:

Oh wait, that's heater through electrical discharge? :stonk:

Indeed it is, and I have to say that it works a hell of a lot faster than my electric kettle :science:

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jan 8, 2016

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

KozmoNaut posted:


Indeed it is, and I have to say that it works a hell of a lot faster than my electric kettle :science:

I'm ok with the 2-3 minutes it takes my kettle to boil rather than manually discharging electricity into my tea.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Enfys posted:

I'm ok with the 2-3 minutes it takes my kettle to boil rather than manually discharging electricity into my tea.

Pussy. You should man up.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i drink the tea cold and shove electrodes down my throat

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Plugging works better.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
2-prong, 3-prong or generator-style 4-prong?

vvv pro move

Mozi fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Jan 8, 2016

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Mozi posted:

2-prong, 3-prong or generator-style 4-prong?

Twist-lock.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Mozi posted:

2-prong, 3-prong or generator-style 4-prong?

vvv pro move

3 pin stage connector!

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

It really is rude to post pictures of your mom's dildo

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:

Life and death of an excavator, a play in one act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3tF5gCBv-Y

Where do these communities get these vehicles? And are they totally screwed in debt once they destroy them

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Drad_Bert posted:

It really is rude to post pictures of your mom's dildo

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

A Man With A Plan posted:

*Ring*

Uh yeah Mr. Three-Phase, there's been a bit of an accident, we're going to need you to come in today.

*click*



I saw a video on liveleak of a dead guy who was zapped by something like that, gruesome scene of charred smoking flesh and visible bone

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Weird place to see a rocket.

Your pic?

Ulf
Jul 15, 2001

FOUR COLORS
ONE LOVE
Nap Ghost
Ooh, that's a SpaceX Falcon 9 with an octaweb engine layout.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Is that... clear packing tape holding together the plastic seal?

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

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Munin
Nov 14, 2004



This thing should blow fuses like a champ surely?

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