Call of Duty: With this fist, my Chromebook never stood a chance.

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What gun are you going to use in this Call of Duty?
	The good one that everyone else uses
	Another, different gun

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Javes posted:

Versus, looks like you played against a youtuber (spoiler: you make him really mad).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpeYAFZuJJY

Easily the best part of this beyond his laughable daffy duck rage is the double-thumbs up from Versus right after the guy finishes his VersusUSA rage.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 23:03

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# ? May 14, 2024 22:52

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Put the video in the OP.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 23:22

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Ripper kills cerbs with like half a bar of power it's dumb.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 00:11

Wazzit: Jul 16, 2004; Who wants to play video games?

Mr. McGibblets posted:

It was just one punch.

We know you're hardcore IRL because your melee was a one hit kill.

Thanks for posting.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 00:15

versus: Sep 11, 2001

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Speaking of VersusSA how do I get one of those big try anime avatars for PS4?

https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/search/f=%5Esenran%7Cbucket~games%3Agame_content_type~avatars%7C

rabidsquid posted:

I run high caliber on my KN-44 and sometimes accidentally get a headshot while jumping like an idiot and am surprised at the 2 shot kills.

Also I just unlocked the Argus does this gun have completely garbage hipfire or was I just in one of those hitmarker lobbies

Yeah don't hipfire it outside of where you could just as easily hit them with the butt of your gun.

versus fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jan 9, 2016

# ? Jan 9, 2016 00:48

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

victrix posted:

It's been kind of heartwarming watching you progress from 'how do I shot mans' to 'MOTHERSHIP'

To be fair. All he had to do was get a XIM.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 01:02

Mr. McGibblets: Sep 17, 2015; by Deplorable exmarx

Wazzit posted:

We know you're hardcore IRL because your melee was a one hit kill.

Thanks for posting.

No I just have anger issues when a game in 2016 has issues with hit detection...ruining my experience and immersion and to think people are sold on this whole virtual reality thing just lol.

Never had these issues on Counter-Strike on the original Xbox and that was 8+ years ago?

Mr. McGibblets fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Jan 9, 2016

# ? Jan 9, 2016 01:08

versus: Sep 11, 2001

RAPS is a better choice than Wraith, imo, even accounting for the point difference.

Mr. McGibblets posted:

Counter-Strike on the original Xbox

Also Macys I'd prefer if you didn't mention the xim4 so he can't justify it to himself. :yarg:

versus fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Jan 9, 2016

# ? Jan 9, 2016 01:19

Stux: Nov 17, 2006; Can't post for 11 days!

the only annoying thing about wraith is it unlocking so late each prestige. i usually end up just running lightning strike > talon > raps then swap the talon out for the wraith later on.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 01:27

The_Fuzzinator: Oct 9, 2007; I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.

versus posted:

RAPS is a better choice than Wraith, imo, even accounting for the point difference.

Also Macys I'd prefer if you didn't mention the xim4 so he can't justify it to himself.

Xim4 improved my hit detection 73%
Order now using xim420the_fuzzosellout.corporateshill.com

# ? Jan 9, 2016 01:49

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

ChickenWyngz posted:

Ugh. That guy makes me really sad

I actually would like this as a gimmick. "Loudmouthed New Yorker plays CoD badly while making up ridiculous excuses." It's just he's not that terrible and I don't think it's meant to be a gimmick.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 01:55

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

versus posted:

https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/search/f=%5Esenran%7Cbucket~games%3Agame_content_type~avatars%7C

gently caress yeah anime

# ? Jan 9, 2016 01:57

puppy party: Sep 21, 2008

Mr. McGibblets posted:

No I just have anger issues when a game in 2016 has issues with hit detection...ruining my experience and immersion and to think people are sold on this whole virtual reality thing just lol.

Never had these issues on Counter-Strike on the original Xbox and that was 8+ years ago?

Wow, kid. Wow.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 02:11

The_Fuzzinator: Oct 9, 2007; I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.

Mr. McGibblets posted:

No I just have anger issues when a game in 2016 has issues with hit detection...ruining my experience and immersion and to think people are sold on this whole virtual reality thing just lol.

Never had these issues on Counter-Strike on the original Xbox and that was 8+ years ago?

I had the same issues with anger. I can't play fighters online because of it and refuse to play solo because Macys and mosquitos rage make me smile and be not mad

# ? Jan 9, 2016 02:13

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Hey I've never broken anything from gettin' mad at video games, my rage has been downgraded to "loud annoyance."

# ? Jan 9, 2016 02:16

Mr. McGibblets: Sep 17, 2015; by Deplorable exmarx

SubponticatePoster posted:

Hey I've never broken anything from gettin' mad at video games, my rage has been downgraded to "loud annoyance."

Filthy casuals

# ? Jan 9, 2016 02:30

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

versus posted:

RAPS is a better choice than Wraith, imo, even accounting for the point difference.

Also Macys I'd prefer if you didn't mention the xim4 so he can't justify it to himself.

If you're going to own it, then own it. Like when Homer owned the nerd at the science fair cause he was just a kid.
The bitch got schooled by the better hardware, and if Sony were smart they'd have branded their own OEM Logitechs by now.

SubponticatePoster posted:

"Loudmouthed New Yorker

Isn't this redundant? :haw:

SubponticatePoster posted:

Hey I've never broken anything from gettin' mad at video games,

Ditto.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jan 9, 2016

# ? Jan 9, 2016 02:33

Xenaero: Sep 26, 2006; Slippery Tilde

I'm thinkin War Machine on Combine might actually get me what I need.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 03:03

GET MY BELT SON: Sep 26, 2007

how about SUCK MY COCCYX

# ? Jan 9, 2016 03:38

Carecat: Apr 27, 2004; Buglord

Scorestreaks should just stay unlocked after your prestige so you actually see the high tiers. What's the point to keeping them as unlocks?

# ? Jan 9, 2016 04:12

BrokenKnees: Aug 28, 2008; Ow.

Carecat posted:

Scorestreaks should just stay unlocked after your prestige so you actually see the high tiers. What's the point to keeping them as unlocks?

Illusion of progress/ depth of content

# ? Jan 9, 2016 04:54

The_Fuzzinator: Oct 9, 2007; I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.

BrokenKnees posted:

Illusion of progress/ depth of content

Im both scared and excited for Master prestige because i don't wanna keep having to unlock everything but i dont want to run out of prestiges to hit

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:02

Stux: Nov 17, 2006; Can't post for 11 days!

anyone playing

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:03

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:11

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Brecci is op I felt so bad for the other team.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:40

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

The_Fuzzinator posted:

Im both scared and excited for Master prestige because i don't wanna keep having to unlock everything but i dont want to run out of prestiges to hit

Well, I mean after Master Prestige you still have 945 levels and 10 more 'prestiges' to go.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:58

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Also I've run into two full clans who do total strats and poo poo who play hardcore domination and stomp pubs and get super mad when you kill them.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 06:15

Mill Village: Jul 27, 2007

Is this a Bethesda game? :stare:

https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=89612F5DD09D8EF3!493&authkey=!AGuddEk9ef2hZbQ&ithint=video%2cmp4

# ? Jan 9, 2016 07:01

fit em all up in there: Oct 10, 2006; Violencia

Boy ground war can be unpleasant sometimes.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 07:28

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Mill Village posted:

Is this a Bethesda game? https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=89612F5DD09D8EF3!493&authkey=!AGuddEk9ef2hZbQ&ithint=video%2cmp4

With these upgrades you never stood a chance.

I'm really hating these haymaker headshots. I'm at 30 and about to kill myself.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 07:46

Mr. McGibblets: Sep 17, 2015; by Deplorable exmarx

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

With these upgrades you never stood a chance.

I'm really hating these haymaker headshots. I'm at 30 and about to kill myself.

Uhh is that an Xbox exclusive map?

# ? Jan 9, 2016 08:02

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I golded Haymaker a few days ago and it was the worst. Like, everybody will tell you every round that you're a poo poo scrub for using it, yet it's also easily the worst of all the shotguns and the low-damage makes headshot kills even harder.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 08:08

Magus42: Jan 12, 2007; Oh no you di'n't

The_Fuzzinator posted:

Im both scared and excited for Master prestige because i don't wanna keep having to unlock everything but i dont want to run out of prestiges to hit

You'll still have levels to earn until you hit 1000.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 08:15

Superanos: Nov 13, 2009

Ghostlight posted:

Well, I mean after Master Prestige you still have 945 levels and 10 more 'prestiges' to go.

945 levels that will take 55k XP each (that's the same as 55->prestige) which will be the equivalent of more than 20 prestiges. You won't run out of grind in this game and you have everything unlocked the whole time.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 08:19