mdm posted:

dumb fuckin millennials they can't even take their risperdal without getting gynecomastia

why'd you get schizophrenia at 12 then ya dumb millennial

KiteAuraan posted:

Unironically the reason I haven't gotten laid.

Glowku posted:

That family is going to break up because of american Idol. Please please vplease pleaseplease pleaseplease pleasevvv pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

quote:

Suns' Robert Sarver blames team's woes on Markieff Morris, culture

Owner Robert Sarver, while saying the blame for his Phoenix Suns' struggles extends throughout the organization, has linked their challenges more broadly to "millennial culture," with forward Markieff Morris serving as a prime example.

In an interview with The Arizona Republic, Sarver questioned whether Morris, 26, wasn't meeting expectations this season because of what the owner thought could be trouble that his generation has with handling problems.

"I'm not sure it's just the NBA," Sarver said, when reached by The Republic via phone, regarding personality clashing and dysfunction within locker rooms. "My whole view of the millennial culture is that they have a tough time dealing with setbacks, and Markieff Morris is the perfect example. He had a setback with his brother in the offseason, and he can't seem to recover from it."

Morris' 2015 was beset with issues on and off the court, most recently a two-game suspension levied late last month by the Suns after he threw a towel at coach Jeff Hornacek during a game. The suspension cost Morris $145,455.

Morris, averaging 10.5 points, 4.7 rebounds and 23.4 minutes in 23 games this season, has been angling for a trade since the offseason after his brother, Marcus Morris, was traded to the Detroit Pistons. Fined $10,000 by the league for a public trade demand, Markieff Morris has also been involved, along with his brother, in an apparently ongoing aggravated assault case stemming from an alleged incident at a Phoenix recreation center in January 2015. They entered not-guilty pleas to felony charges in May.

"I'm not sure if it's the technology or the instant gratification of being online," Sarver said. "But the other thing is, I'm not a fan of social media. I tell my kids it's like Fantasyland. The only thing people put online are good things that happen to them, or things they make up. And it creates unrealistic expectations.

"We've had a number of setbacks this year that have taken their toll on us, and we haven't been resilient. Therefore, it's up to our entire organization to step up their game."

That organization still includes Hornacek, after the Suns said last week they would be keeping him after reportedly considering his ouster. They instead promoted Earl Watson and Nate Bjorkgren to the bench to work closer to Hornacek and dismissed veteran assistants Mike Longabardi and Jerry Sichting.

"The reality is, there's only a half-dozen championship-caliber organizations in the NBA over the last 25 years," Sarver said. "My job is to find the right people and the right culture to eventually be one of those organizations, and it starts with me. I'm not shirking responsibility."

Since opening 7-5, the Suns have lost 20 of 25 games and stand 14th in the 15-team Western Conference at 12-25.

"The blame is to be shared from the top down," Sarver said. "Our leadership needs to communicate better. It needs to provide a better culture that provides for more accountability and more motivation. We have a lot of good, young players. They need to be playing hard, aggressively and on the same page whether we win or lose. That's what I expect going forward."

notZaar posted:

Wow, can you imagine if these sheltered people saw an SA forums post? They'd start a class action against FYAD.

IncredibleIgloo posted:

I am unsure why you would expect everyone to know that an event titled "Dashcon" would be related to Tumblr?

The American Dream posted:

He's from my city. He was at the mall a couple years ago and there had to be 300 people mobbing him in one of the big open areas.

I wonder how many of them he raped that afternoon.

notZaar posted:

Wow, can you imagine if these sheltered people saw an SA forums post? They'd start a class action against FYAD.

notZaar posted:

Wow, can you imagine if these sheltered people saw an SA forums post? They'd start a class action against FYAD.

Superior Bastard posted:

Conner O'Malley. What a smug looking douche.

Don Tacorleone posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByBhwrwp5Kg

Famous millennial Dodger is getting married, boyfriend of course proposed via a text adventure game



I thought I had a chance but I spent too much time on the SA forums

Don Tacorleone posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByBhwrwp5Kg

Famous millennial Dodger is getting married, boyfriend of course proposed via a text adventure game



I thought I had a chance but I spent too much time on the SA forums

Haier posted:

Eh, it'll last like 2 years most and then she'll bang someone else because of a line of super thirsty nerds all waiting behind the scenes.

EDIT: Just clicked the video. What do these people talk about for an hour and eighteen minutes? Holy poo poo.

KoRMaK posted:

oh for sure, i watched a total of less than 20 seconds. But thats just because other peoples happiness makes me sick, nothing against them really.

JHUGAMEDAY posted:

This guy is hilarious and very nice in real life.

Jusupov posted:

The Taint Reaper posted:

I just basically stopped having friends because they were all millenials.

All the conversations would always turn to how somebody online offended them and then even doing things together became a chore because nobody would put away their phones. Also going out to eat was mostly just going to Whole Foods because nobody could agree what was safe to eat/ which corporation was less evil. The girls were a bunch of powder kegs who would go off at anything and the guys would do nothing but whine, the only activity they seemed to enjoy mutally was getting tattoos. But I had no intrest in ever getting a tattoo so I would just sit and wait as people in the tattoo parlor discussed topics like 50% of babies being born are really transexual.

Whatever happened to the normal people? The workforce has shrunk so much in all fields it's not like they have jobs or something.

The Taint Reaper posted:

I just basically stopped having friends because they were all millenials.

All the conversations would always turn to how somebody online offended them and then even doing things together became a chore because nobody would put away their phones. Also going out to eat was mostly just going to Whole Foods because nobody could agree what was safe to eat/ which corporation was less evil. The girls were a bunch of powder kegs who would go off at anything and the guys would do nothing but whine, the only activity they seemed to enjoy mutally was getting tattoos. But I had no intrest in ever getting a tattoo so I would just sit and wait as people in the tattoo parlor discussed topics like 50% of babies being born are really transexual.

Whatever happened to the normal people? The workforce has shrunk so much in all fields it's not like they have jobs or something.

KiteAuraan posted:

Unironically the reason I haven't gotten laid.

Zzulu posted:

there are pictures of text and everything so it definitely happened

The Taint Reaper posted:

I just basically stopped having friends because they were all millenials.

mdm posted:

have you checked into those class action settlements for a sweet payout?

KoRMaK posted:

they both seem happy helathy and fit so of course goons gonna try to hate

Stinky_Pete posted:

By extension of expecting everyone here to have had a line on anything huge, IRL, and cringey that the Tumblr or other large Internet communities have done.



Someone peed in the ball pit

Haier posted:

Purestrain Millenial.jpg: Getting cucked by your own dad and posting updates about it:

https://imgur.com/a/hlOyr

I really really hope there's a follow up.

OMFG FURRY posted:

im really glad people feel the need to share things

Lufiron posted:

remember when you were a toddler and mom or dad would dress you so you didn't have to worry about being fresh to death, you could focus on eating sugary cereal and watching cartoons? wouldn't you love to not to have to worry about it anymore?

now you can relieve those days again

https://www.bombfell.com