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BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; Can't post for 4 hours!

Kitchner posted:

"Wow I still can't get over how much birds stink" in cow talk

For this I will chew my steak extra angrily, gently caress those ozone-killing fart machines

# ? Jan 10, 2016 07:08

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# ? May 26, 2024 00:39

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Ozz81 posted:

For this I will chew my steak extra angrily, gently caress those ozone-killing fart machines

"gently caress you cows! Why do you even exist? Why are you eating and farting so much? Why are there so many of you?"

[chews steak extra angrily]

# ? Jan 10, 2016 12:29

schnickety scribe: Jul 5, 2015

Ozz81 posted:

For this I will chew my steak extra angrily, gently caress those ozone-killing fart machines

Don't just eat cows, eat cows and deer. Stop those cervine bastards from running into my drat car. :argh:

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

"gently caress you cows! Why do you even exist? Why are you eating and farting so much? Why are there so many of you?"

[chews steak extra angrily]

So, like in every '90s cartoon about the environment, the real monster is man?

# ? Jan 10, 2016 16:16

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

The real monsters are cows. A herd of them chased my dog once. He loving poo poo himself.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 19:44

schnickety scribe: Jul 5, 2015

Kitchner posted:

The real monsters are cows. A herd of them chased my dog once. He loving poo poo himself.

Cows are both adorable and delicious. I'm sorry they chased your dog, though.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 19:51

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

schnickety scribe posted:

Cows are both adorable and delicious. I'm sorry they chased your dog, though.

They are tasty indeed, but they occasionally revenge themselves on luckless humans.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:16

Aston: Nov 19, 2007; Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

schnickety scribe posted:

That's not as bad as me thinking that the British dude I work with was named "Aston" instead of "Ashton" until I saw his name on an email chain.

Strange, usually I find the opposite.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:18

Woodenlung: Dec 10, 2013; Calculating Infinity

EmmyOk posted:

They have also gotten horses on the Luas (tram)

Some drunk teenagers in France stole a llama from a circus a few years back and took it on a metro ride as well

Their group photo with it was sensational

# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:28

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

I remember that Llama story, it was amazing.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:43

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

How did that llama not kick someone to death?

# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:47

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Woodenlung posted:

Some drunk teenagers in France stole a llama from a circus a few years back and took it on a metro ride as well

Their group photo with it was sensational

Speaking of group photos and now that is a designated PYF chat thread here are some great ones of Daniel Radcliffe. The Dublin minors won the All-Ireland a few years back and bumped into him on the home from the pub and convinced him to come back drinking with them.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:54

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

LingcodKilla posted:

How did that llama not kick someone to death?

It's a French Llama so it was drunk on wine when they stole him and he just surrendered to them instantly the moment they opened his cage.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:56

schnickety scribe: Jul 5, 2015

LingcodKilla posted:

How did that llama not kick someone to death?

Kitchner posted:

It's a French Llama so it was drunk on wine when they stole him and he just surrendered to them instantly the moment they opened his cage.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:38

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

EmmyOk posted:

Speaking of group photos and now that is a designated PYF chat thread here are some great ones of Daniel Radcliffe. The Dublin minors won the All-Ireland a few years back and bumped into him on the home from the pub and convinced him to come back drinking with them.

No one knows or cares who this is.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:07

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Darth123123 posted:

No one knows or cares who this is.

He was Frodo in Lord of the Rings, idiot.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:10

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

EmmyOk posted:

He was Frodo in Lord of the Rings, idiot.

That's a tv show right? He's an actor.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:40

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Darth123123 posted:

That's a tv show right? He's an actor.

No, I think it's from the musical.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 09:32

Phosphine: May 30, 2011; WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊

Oh, cool, beards aren't banned anymore? (re: new title)

In celebration, have a chill beard:

(Never go outside in the winter)

# ? Jan 11, 2016 11:28

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Your beard looks like 90s Justin Timberlake

# ? Jan 11, 2016 11:46

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Phosphine posted:

Oh, cool, beards aren't banned anymore? (re: new title)

In celebration, have a chill beard:

(Never go outside in the winter)

Beards were never banned so long as you're a wizard, Brian Blessed, or a mega wizard

# ? Jan 11, 2016 11:53

Phosphine: May 30, 2011; WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊

What about viking?

# ? Jan 11, 2016 13:23

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Phosphine posted:

What about viking?

Doesn't matter, vikings don't respect the rules anyway.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 15:32

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

EmmyOk posted:

Your beard looks like 90s Justin Timberlake

jtimbz is a musical hero so I assume that this is a compliment :colbert:

# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:03

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

I wear all denim every day in honour of JT as I search in vain for my Denim Empress.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:10

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

jtimbz is a musical hero so I assume that this is a compliment

The second things cows say is:

MOooOOOoOoo!

Which means:

"The only thing that stinks worse than birds is Justin Timberlake's music"

# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:25

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Phosphine posted:

What about viking?

I will allow Vikings a pass, but only if they are actually from the baltics and I don't think I could take them in a fight.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:26

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

JT is actually great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0

# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:29

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gOHvDP_vCs

# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:00

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Lol

Look at these losers and their wrong opinions

# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:11

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

pyf jtimbz vid

# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:12

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

pyf jtimbz vid

JT is what my soul looks like so this is still a selfie imho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuZE_IRwLNI

# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:15

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

pyf jtimbz vid

I can't because he sux

# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:26

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

pyf jtimbz vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiIpIrJM9bM

# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:36

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

haters gonna hate :parrot:

# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:40

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

pyf jtimbz vid

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
no no no no no
yeah yeah yeah no no no

# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:47

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiIpIrJM9bM

Picnic Princess posted:

I can't because he sux

# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:49

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

pyf jtimbz vid

https://youtu.be/UK7GuGWDiGA

# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:49

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

titties posted:

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
no no no no no
yeah yeah yeah no no no

yesss

# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:52

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

3 way the golden rule was better

# ? Jan 11, 2016 20:01

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# ? May 26, 2024 00:39

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Kitchner posted:

3 way the golden rule was better

I linked all 3

# ? Jan 11, 2016 20:49

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