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Kitchner posted:"Wow I still can't get over how much birds stink" in cow talk For this I will chew my steak extra angrily, gently caress those ozone-killing fart machines
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Ozz81 posted:For this I will chew my steak extra angrily, gently caress those ozone-killing fart machines "gently caress you cows! Why do you even exist? Why are you eating and farting so much? Why are there so many of you?" [chews steak extra angrily]
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 12:29 |
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Ozz81 posted:For this I will chew my steak extra angrily, gently caress those ozone-killing fart machines Don't just eat cows, eat cows and deer. Stop those cervine bastards from running into my drat car. SpaceGoatFarts posted:"gently caress you cows! Why do you even exist? Why are you eating and farting so much? Why are there so many of you?" So, like in every '90s cartoon about the environment, the real monster is man?
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 16:16 |
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The real monsters are cows. A herd of them chased my dog once. He loving poo poo himself.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 19:44 |
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Kitchner posted:The real monsters are cows. A herd of them chased my dog once. He loving poo poo himself. Cows are both adorable and delicious. I'm sorry they chased your dog, though.
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schnickety scribe posted:Cows are both adorable and delicious. I'm sorry they chased your dog, though. They are tasty indeed, but they occasionally revenge themselves on luckless humans.
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schnickety scribe posted:That's not as bad as me thinking that the British dude I work with was named "Aston" instead of "Ashton" until I saw his name on an email chain. Strange, usually I find the opposite.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:18 |
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EmmyOk posted:They have also gotten horses on the Luas (tram) Some drunk teenagers in France stole a llama from a circus a few years back and took it on a metro ride as well Their group photo with it was sensational
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:28 |
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I remember that Llama story, it was amazing.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:43 |
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How did that llama not kick someone to death?
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Woodenlung posted:Some drunk teenagers in France stole a llama from a circus a few years back and took it on a metro ride as well Speaking of group photos and now that is a designated PYF chat thread here are some great ones of Daniel Radcliffe. The Dublin minors won the All-Ireland a few years back and bumped into him on the home from the pub and convinced him to come back drinking with them.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:54 |
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LingcodKilla posted:How did that llama not kick someone to death? It's a French Llama so it was drunk on wine when they stole him and he just surrendered to them instantly the moment they opened his cage.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:56 |
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LingcodKilla posted:How did that llama not kick someone to death? Kitchner posted:It's a French Llama so it was drunk on wine when they stole him and he just surrendered to them instantly the moment they opened his cage.
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EmmyOk posted:Speaking of group photos and now that is a designated PYF chat thread here are some great ones of Daniel Radcliffe. The Dublin minors won the All-Ireland a few years back and bumped into him on the home from the pub and convinced him to come back drinking with them. No one knows or cares who this is.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:07 |
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Darth123123 posted:No one knows or cares who this is. He was Frodo in Lord of the Rings, idiot.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:10 |
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EmmyOk posted:He was Frodo in Lord of the Rings, idiot. That's a tv show right? He's an actor.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:40 |
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Darth123123 posted:That's a tv show right? He's an actor. No, I think it's from the musical.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 09:32 |
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Oh, cool, beards aren't banned anymore? (re: new title) In celebration, have a chill beard: (Never go outside in the winter)
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 11:28 |
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Your beard looks like 90s Justin Timberlake
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 11:46 |
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Phosphine posted:Oh, cool, beards aren't banned anymore? (re: new title) Beards were never banned so long as you're a wizard, Brian Blessed, or a mega wizard
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 11:53 |
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What about viking?
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 13:23 |
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Phosphine posted:What about viking? Doesn't matter, vikings don't respect the rules anyway.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 15:32 |
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EmmyOk posted:Your beard looks like 90s Justin Timberlake jtimbz is a musical hero so I assume that this is a compliment
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:03 |
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I wear all denim every day in honour of JT as I search in vain for my Denim Empress.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:10 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:jtimbz is a musical hero so I assume that this is a compliment The second things cows say is: MOooOOOoOoo! Which means: "The only thing that stinks worse than birds is Justin Timberlake's music"
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:25 |
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Phosphine posted:What about viking? I will allow Vikings a pass, but only if they are actually from the baltics and I don't think I could take them in a fight.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:26 |
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JT is actually great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:29 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gOHvDP_vCs
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:00 |
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Lol Look at these losers and their wrong opinions
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:11 |
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pyf jtimbz vid
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:12 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:pyf jtimbz vid JT is what my soul looks like so this is still a selfie imho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuZE_IRwLNI
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:15 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:pyf jtimbz vid I can't because he sux
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:26 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:pyf jtimbz vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiIpIrJM9bM
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:36 |
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haters gonna hate
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:40 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:pyf jtimbz vid yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no no no no no yeah yeah yeah no no no
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:47 |
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Picnic Princess posted:I can't because he sux
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:pyf jtimbz vid https://youtu.be/UK7GuGWDiGA
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:49 |
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yesss
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:52 |
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3 way the golden rule was better
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Kitchner posted:3 way the golden rule was better
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