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What gun are you going to use in this Call of Duty?
	The good one that everyone else uses
	Another, different gun

beaner69: Sep 12, 2009

sba posted:

there's a fake Yeyo

Prolly my greatgrandad aurelio.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 21:32

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# ? May 30, 2024 15:05

widespread: Aug 5, 2013; I believe I am now no longer in the presence of nice people.

gvibes posted:

Yep, it's fun. Engineer + blackcell + care packages = being maybe useful sometimes.

And I realized why you go UAV/Package/CUAV. It's because the UAV Assists just rack the gently caress up, don't they.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 21:37

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Thanks for carrying me earlier. I never tried Safeguard or one of the maps before so that was pretty cool too.

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# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:21

The_Fuzzinator: Oct 9, 2007; I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.

5 raps 5 cerb 5 talons 45 kills 0 deaths thats how you cause a host to leave

The_Fuzzinator fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Jan 10, 2016

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:11

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

My HCXD was the MVP on that match.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:13

The_Fuzzinator: Oct 9, 2007; I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.

streaming this nonsense https://www.twitch.tv/the_fuzzinator

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:32

housefly: Sep 11, 2001

All those raps on combine made my internet poo poo the bed

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:32

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

The_Fuzzinator posted:

5 raps 5 cerb 5 talons 45 kills 0 deaths thats how you cause a host to leave

I haven't beaten thirty since Blops2, and forty since Blops1.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Jan 10, 2016

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:38

Bagpuss_UK: May 22, 2001; (NOT BAGPUSS)

The pharoah is... good?

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/ASaggyClothCat/video/13805276

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:38

eleven extra elephants: Feb 16, 2007; Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!

who tf up, smash that fukn xbox button and come play some BO2 w/ me

edit: bo3, it's lit.

# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:48

Carecat: Apr 27, 2004; Buglord

I called in a GI unit and it got destroyed in seconds by one person. I don't think it was just blasted with FMJ, aren't they three Blackcells to kill?

# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:00

Superanos: Nov 13, 2009

Carecat posted:

I got a legendary silencer. For the gorgon

Attachment variants are the most pointless thing you can get from cryptokeys. Nobody is going to notice them.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:03

versus: Sep 11, 2001

Bagpuss_UK posted:

The pharoah is... good?

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/ASaggyClothCat/video/13805276

Hope someone else noticed this.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:20

Mill Village: Jul 27, 2007

Carecat posted:

I called in a GI unit and it got destroyed in seconds by one person. I don't think it was just blasted with FMJ, aren't they three Blackcells to kill?

GI Units are glitchy as gently caress.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:34

venutolo: Jun 4, 2003; Dinosaur Gum

Here's a HC weapon spreadsheet I made using data from the RedDev weapon sheet:

1-Shot Range is the distance up to which (inclusive?) the gun will one-shot kill.
2-Shot TTK is the time-to-kill in the two shot range.
ADS Time and ADS + 2-Shot TTK are provided as a convenience. You should probably never ADS with shotguns.
The burst guns' 2-Shot TTKs are goofy and probably should be ignored. With the M8A7, in practice, you'll get one burst kills basically always. I'd assume the same is true of the Pharo and Dredge, but I don't have firsthand experience with them. I'm not sure about the RK5.
Two of the LMGs have a one-shot kill up to 127 units, which is really loving far, and basically should be considered one-shot kills always.
I'm not entirely sure about that the Haymaker might 2-shot kill. I have no firsthand experience with it and the shotgun damage calculations are kinda goofy with the whole base damage plus pellet damage thing. I'd guess you very unlikely to get hitmarkers with it in HC.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 01:03

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

I've used the Dredge in Hardcore, and it's an absolute hoot. You can sweep it left to right, and every bullet in that six shot burst will basically guarantee kills.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jan 11, 2016

# ? Jan 11, 2016 01:11

The_Fuzzinator: Oct 9, 2007; I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.

Had to hop off for a bit but now im back in action, Whos looking to shoot mans

PSN: The_Fuzzo

also scrubs need to share voice so my stream is more interesting https://www.twitch.tv/the_fuzzinator

The_Fuzzinator fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jan 11, 2016

# ? Jan 11, 2016 02:05

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

The_Fuzzinator posted:

5 raps 5 cerb 5 talons 45 kills 0 deaths thats how you cause a host to leave

in it, voted RAPS

# ? Jan 11, 2016 02:30

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Anybody want to play some video games maybe?

# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:26

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Yeah I'm getting on now would like to shoot mans.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:37

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Of course.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:42

The_Fuzzinator: Oct 9, 2007; I know now why you Cuddle. But it's something I can never do.

apparently being a month late on my cable bill will effect my ability to stream.... oh well!

# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:46

Kizurue: Apr 5, 2006; There's somethin' fishy goin' on here...

The_Fuzzinator posted:

apparently being a month late on my cable bill will effect my ability to stream.... oh well!

I am waiting on my provider to get back to me with a reason for my .47 Mbps download speed.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 06:26

Mill Village: Jul 27, 2007

Looks like Treyarch didn't fix the problem from BLOPS 2 where killstreaks over 5 do not count towards the 5 Bloodthirsty Medals camo challenge. I guess Flak Jacket does nothing if you're not at 100% health, either? A grenade shouldn't kill me after getting tickled by a concussion grenade.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 07:01

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

I dunno, even in BLOPS 1, a grenade at your feet would kill you dead from full health, Flak Jacket or no.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Jan 11, 2016

# ? Jan 11, 2016 07:12

versus: Sep 11, 2001

Mill Village posted:

Looks like Treyarch didn't fix the problem from BLOPS 2 where killstreaks over 5 do not count towards the 5 Bloodthirsty Medals camo challenge. I guess Flak Jacket does nothing if you're not at 100% health, either? A grenade shouldn't kill me after getting tickled by a concussion grenade.

It's five lives where you get five kills with the gun, not five bloodthirsty medals, and I've gotten the notification about completing that challenge while I was still alive, so Works On My Machine.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 07:18

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRT_pewZjJQ

I'd make it a .gif, but... :downs:

# ? Jan 11, 2016 08:18

Goodchild: Jan 3, 2010

Has anyone completed the Outrider heroic hood? 4 Pulse (Tag and Bag) in a single game. I've gotten upwards of 6 tag and bags and the game just refuses to give me progress.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 09:47

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

When it says "a single game" what it actually means is a single round. The counter resets on half times/attacking swaps so you're basically Sisyphus if you try to do them in anything other than TDM/KC/HP.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 10:16

el B: Jan 30, 2004; holler.

We started the game 3 v 5 and got triple capped less than a minute in.

Bunch of killstreaks later and nice long triple cap of our own, and we pulled it together.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 10:20

Hackan Slash: May 31, 2007; Hit it until it's not a problem anymore

venutolo posted:

The burst guns' 2-Shot TTKs are goofy and probably should be ignored. With the M8A7, in practice, you'll get one burst kills basically always. I'd assume the same is true of the Pharo and Dredge, but I don't have firsthand experience with them. I'm not sure about the RK5.

I'm not entirely sure about that the Haymaker might 2-shot kill. I have no firsthand experience with it and the shotgun damage calculations are kinda goofy with the whole base damage plus pellet damage thing. I'd guess you very unlikely to get hitmarkers with it in HC.

Haymaker is a guaranteed ohk out to twelve units, and can still ohk out to fifteen if 6 out of 8 pellets hit. It's the only shotgun that can theoretically get you hitmarkers other than the long barrel Brecci in its bonus range.

Also, I haven't unlocked gunskill with the pharaoh and miss way to many one burst kills.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 13:45

versus: Sep 11, 2001

I still need to find the part where 2 teammates were running in place for about 1, 1.5 seconds because they ran into each other and make it into a gif.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 14:01

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

versus posted:

I still need to find the part where 2 teammates were running in place for about 1, 1.5 seconds because they ran into each other and make it into a gif.

This happens to me all the god drat time.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 14:29

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

Is there a special mode or something I need to use to play in nuketown? It never comes up in the normal map rotation in core TD or KC

# ? Jan 11, 2016 15:45

versus: Sep 11, 2001

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Is there a special mode or something I need to use to play in nuketown? It never comes up in the normal map rotation in core TD or KC

It's in chaos moshpit.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 15:55

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

versus posted:

I still need to find the part where 2 teammates were running in place for about 1, 1.5 seconds because they ran into each other and make it into a gif.

2 hours, 52 minutes into your recording as I recall, on Evac.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:07

Fatty_McLumpkin: Sep 30, 2002; Oh I loooove going to the mooon ahaha ahhhahaaa

beaner69 posted:

Prolly my greatgrandad aurelio.

well you tell him I said that he sucks at CoD.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:49

Fatty_McLumpkin: Sep 30, 2002; Oh I loooove going to the mooon ahaha ahhhahaaa

Bagpuss_UK posted:

The pharoah is... good?

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/ASaggyClothCat/video/13805276

I know this applies to you but this is the first I've heard of this happening.

:siren:

Be sure the air space above you is clear when calling in Care Packages/Cerberus//GI Unit :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIQjrFU8wzg

# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:51

teknetik: Jan 13, 2010; SO
JEWISH

Man, Outrider and War Machine really, really loving sucks compared to the Tempest. Wouldn't be surprised if the latter gets toned down in the future.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:10

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# ? May 30, 2024 15:05

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

teknetik posted:

Man, Outrider and War Machine really, really loving sucks compared to the Tempest. Wouldn't be surprised if the latter gets toned down in the future.

What you said is the opposite of true. War Machine is way better. How can you be bad with a grenade launcher?

# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:32

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