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Panty Saluter posted:Invest in some competent project management at Bethesda One of those autism facial expression charts and some kind of "already said that line" table for the npcs would really go a long way over there
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:37 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 22:33 |
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 20:19 |
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As a Millennial I posted:http://www.vice.com/read/addicted-to-the-lottery-why-people-buy-false-hope-and-lottery-tickets-511 so loving depressing
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 20:35 |
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy a boat and a 4 wheeler
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 22:19 |
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Bhodi posted:we live in a world where the government happily peddles hope and the illusion of safety security and happiness that actual winning brings, without any effort to actually make it happen so it ends up as an extremely regressive tax on people who can least afford it - those in dire straits already here's another good article about his life as a gas station cashier. i wish he'd write more http://www.vice.com/read/an-exhausting-day-in-the-life-of-a-gas-station-employee-456
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 22:24 |
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PokeJoe posted:I'm gonna win the lottery and buy a boat and a 4 wheeler You could spend $50k per day and have money for 72 years and that's if you keep it as cash in a mattress without any interest
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 22:42 |
in that case I'll get 2 4-wheelers
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 22:46 |
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maniacdevnull posted:You could spend $50k per day and have money for 72 years and that's if you keep it as cash in a mattress without any interest what if I buy Serta, how many mattresses could I store my remaining money under?
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 23:07 |
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how many mattresses would i have if i spent all of it on mattresses? how tall would the mattress mountain be?
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 23:13 |
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Bloody posted:how many mattresses would i have if i spent all of it on mattresses? how tall would the mattress mountain be? put it into wolfram alpha spergmaster flash. bitch.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 23:21 |
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he's right
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 23:22 |
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didn't some australian group literally buy every number for some american state lotto and win it because they did the math and it worked out?
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 23:27 |
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it's common, the risk isn't that you'd win it, is if someone else got the numbers and they had to split the pot you'd end up a net loss
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 23:30 |
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also it doesnt work because you have to buy them in person in cash and lol good luck buying 300 million lotto tickets in person
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 01:54 |
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Bhodi posted:it's common, the risk isn't that you'd win it, is if someone else got the numbers and they had to split the pot you'd end up a net loss Yeah I normally buy a ticket when it's huge like this (yeah yeah yeah) and I'd pick retired Orioles numbers. Then it dawned on me that even if it hit I'd have to split it with a bunch of people who all had the same dumb idea
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:48 |
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Your winning numbers, 4 5 8 20 22 33 *remaining half of Baltimore is burned is the ground*
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:49 |
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if i could prognosticate the lotto numbers i'd announce them at a sporting event like the cool uncle vagrant from step-by-step did in that one episode that we all remember
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:58 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Yeah but what video game company would you invest in? CD Projekt Red
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 04:12 |
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ADINSX posted:my parents emailed me to remind me to get powerball tickets because the jackpot is so high
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 05:47 |
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maniacdevnull posted:Your winning numbers, 4 5 8 20 22 33 *remaining half of Baltimore is burned is the ground* gently caress you Baltimore owns
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 05:48 |
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do you think there are still people who play the numbers from LOST in the lotto?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 05:50 |
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i only watch the DC affiliate stations, because i don't want to associate with ~baltimore~
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:15 |
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I don't even own a TV
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:19 |
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I own 5 tvs
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:26 |
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Wild EEPROM posted:I own 5 tvs how much p/w on rent to own?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:28 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:how much p/w on rent to own? Not too bad at all, if I just pay every week on time i'll own them outright in 3 years
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:29 |
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yep. there's nothing like a vizio brand television
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:38 |
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The 50" vizio smart tv is only 26 bucks weekly for 3 years
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:43 |
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The SA forums are blocked at work under the 'tasteless' category, but I just browse the forums on my phone anyways
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:47 |
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for my powerball numbers I just do all of my kids ages 1, 3, 9, 21, 37 and my special needs one is my bonus number of 44
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 07:08 |
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Beast of Bourbon posted:for my powerball numbers I just do all of my kids ages i always say i have three kids, little billy and jane and also my husband!!!!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 07:56 |
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I bought a 1.2kg bag of M&Ms
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 08:07 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:I bought a 1.2kg bag of M&Ms i measure bulk american chocolate candy in kilograms
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 08:17 |
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i make six figures but in non american money
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 08:19 |
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BONGHITZ posted:i make six figures but in non american money Kick the poo poo out of this euro-haver!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 08:23 |
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BONGHITZ posted:i make six figures but in non american money I Love Another Country I've Never Visited But Surely (France/Japan/Germany/Finland) Will Understand Me
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 16:53 |
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* buys exercise machine * * leaves it to collect dust in basement after 2 weeks *
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 17:39 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 19:12 |
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This is soooooo funny XD
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 19:17 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 22:33 |
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I don't have to wait for Uncle Sam, the cash advance/tax place will give me my refund now! see you at rent a center, we're watching the super bowl on a big freaking screen
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 19:18 |