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amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
Actually that would be even funnier

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I think those guys are pieces of poo poo because now no one else can do the same thing as easily :mad:

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Phil Moscowitz posted:

I celebrate their entire collection lol



gonna put chocolate next this box filled with pencils, it is artsy

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Cowman posted:

I think those guys are pieces of poo poo because now no one else can do the same thing as easily :mad:

local neighborhood men discover one weird trick to separate hipsters from their money

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
There is no shortage of ways to separate hipsters from their money.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Every day that goes by and I'm not scamming snobs with artisanal bullshit I regret it.

Megera
Sep 9, 2008

amusinginquiry posted:

If those chocolate guys don't make you mad... Just imagine if it was your favorite microbrew that they were just filling with bud light!!!!

My boyfriend made moonshine using an entire case of Costco light beer and it was delicious.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
people should start selling nuts as digestive health aids and put "nuts to butts" as the catchy consumption hook on the label

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Our artisanal porn features only fair trade rear end to mouth.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

NESguerilla posted:

Our artisanal porn features only fair trade rear end to mouth.

Sir, I have done an expose on your little operation, and the public would be very interested to learn that what you claim is a sham. While you say your porn is artisinal fair-trade rear end to mouth, it is in fact nothing more than rebranded domestic rear end-2-rear end.

What is your response to these claims, sir?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Phil Moscowitz posted:

I celebrate their entire collection lol



Oh man that's hilarious. I was in NYC on vacation last year and got two bars for my hosts after seeing recommendations for it. Their store in Brooklyn is this typical artisanal experience that gives you a warn and fuzzy feeling, but the chocolate didn't really impress me, it just had some weird flavors to it while I just prefer plain dark chocolate.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

mobby_6kl posted:

Oh man that's hilarious. I was in NYC on vacation last year and got two bars for my hosts after seeing recommendations for it. Their store in Brooklyn is this typical artisanal experience that gives you a warn and fuzzy feeling, but the chocolate didn't really impress me, it just had some weird flavors to it while I just prefer plain dark chocolate.

Your hosts are pissed at the gift while laughing at your millenialism.

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
The idea of having one of those tiny houses doesn't seem like the worst idea. Most people have poo poo that they don't need anymore but keep around simply because they have room for it. But anyone that chooses to live in one with another person and expects the relationship to survive is an idiot. It's basically living in a studio apartment with a bed above the kitchen.

I wouldn't be surprised if in 10 or 20 years they become very popular in urban areas for people that don't want to rent an apartment or house, but can afford the morgage on the tiny houses. Hell, there's a couple delipadated houses on my block that if they were torn down could fit 3 or 4 of them on the lot each.

JohnnySavs
Dec 28, 2004

I have all the characteristics of a human being.

The American Dream posted:

The idea of having one of those tiny houses doesn't seem like the worst idea. Most people have poo poo that they don't need anymore but keep around simply because they have room for it. But anyone that chooses to live in one with another person and expects the relationship to survive is an idiot. It's basically living in a studio apartment with a bed above the kitchen.

I wouldn't be surprised if in 10 or 20 years they become very popular in urban areas for people that don't want to rent an apartment or house, but can afford the morgage on the tiny houses. Hell, there's a couple delipadated houses on my block that if they were torn down could fit 3 or 4 of them on the lot each.

Artisanal Poverty.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

JohnnySavs posted:

Artisanal Poverty.

Yep. We can now have our own version of Japanese capsule hotels, American style.

Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.

Automatic Slim posted:

Yep. We can now have our own version of Japanese capsule hotels, American style.

Capsule hotels? Far too trendy and cyber-chic.

No these stupid fuckers will be living in genuine Hong Kong cage apartment living conditions as soon as mommy and daddie's inheritance runs out.



I've owned dog kennels bigger than those and I still felt bad every time we had to confine the dog in it.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
Tiny houses tend to be really energy inefficient, too, since they rarely have a concrete base or have all that much insulation since "they're tiny! they'll cost nothing to heat/cool anyways"

Troutful
May 31, 2011

NESguerilla posted:

Every day that goes by and I'm not scamming snobs with artisanal bullshit I regret it.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

The American Dream posted:

The idea of having one of those tiny houses doesn't seem like the worst idea. Most people have poo poo that they don't need anymore but keep around simply because they have room for it. But anyone that chooses to live in one with another person and expects the relationship to survive is an idiot. It's basically living in a studio apartment with a bed above the kitchen.

I wouldn't be surprised if in 10 or 20 years they become very popular in urban areas for people that don't want to rent an apartment or house, but can afford the morgage on the tiny houses. Hell, there's a couple delipadated houses on my block that if they were torn down could fit 3 or 4 of them on the lot each.

It's the most wasteful selfish version of a studio apartment you can have. Very millennial.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Psychotic Weasel posted:

Capsule hotels? Far too trendy and cyber-chic.

No these stupid fuckers will be living in genuine Hong Kong cage apartment living conditions as soon as mommy and daddie's inheritance runs out.



I've owned dog kennels bigger than those and I still felt bad every time we had to confine the dog in it.

Sequel to deus ex human revolution looking good

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The American Dream posted:

The idea of having one of those tiny houses doesn't seem like the worst idea. Most people have poo poo that they don't need anymore but keep around simply because they have room for it. But anyone that chooses to live in one with another person and expects the relationship to survive is an idiot. It's basically living in a studio apartment with a bed above the kitchen.

I wouldn't be surprised if in 10 or 20 years they become very popular in urban areas for people that don't want to rent an apartment or house, but can afford the morgage on the tiny houses. Hell, there's a couple delipadated houses on my block that if they were torn down could fit 3 or 4 of them on the lot each.

Put them in Detroit.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Psychotic Weasel posted:

Capsule hotels? Far too trendy and cyber-chic.

No these stupid fuckers will be living in genuine Hong Kong cage apartment living conditions as soon as mommy and daddie's inheritance runs out.



I've owned dog kennels bigger than those and I still felt bad every time we had to confine the dog in it.

As a suburbanite, this is what everything inside the loop looks like to me already

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

Psychotic Weasel posted:

Capsule hotels? Far too trendy and cyber-chic.

No these stupid fuckers will be living in genuine Hong Kong cage apartment living conditions as soon as mommy and daddie's inheritance runs out.



I've owned dog kennels bigger than those and I still felt bad every time we had to confine the dog in it.

let's get real here these kind of conditions are inevitable for everyone

the middle class four bedroom three bathroom house with a dog and a yard is flagrantly unsustainable and expensive, as is the idea of a middle class

we're basically rapidly approaching the point where the middle class skillset has ended up being the bare minumum people need if they want to survive and this means the middle class will soon be the poor

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I like tiny houses idea, materialism brings only pain to life

But not next to a sewer and a railroad

naem
May 29, 2011

Gyra_Solune posted:

let's get real here these kind of conditions are inevitable for everyone

the middle class four bedroom three bathroom house with a dog and a yard is flagrantly unsustainable and expensive, as is the idea of a middle class

we're basically rapidly approaching the point where the middle class skillset has ended up being the bare minumum people need if they want to survive and this means the middle class will soon be the poor

Space isn't at a premium in the U.S. though there are still miles and miles of nothing

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

naem posted:

Space isn't at a premium in the U.S. though there are still miles and miles of nothing

living in that nothing is soul crushing and more expensive & inconvinient than you might think

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

It's almost like my city has been reading the thread. Plans to build a tiny house in the middle of the homeless tent city:

http://www.moultrienews.com/article/20160112/MN01/160119954/1310

In fact, the picture used in the article is perfect for the game of "Homeless, Hipster, or Both?"

Doggles fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jan 13, 2016

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

naem posted:

Space isn't at a premium in the U.S. though there are still miles and miles of nothing

Space at where people actually want to live, instead of the middle of nowhere is going for insane prices

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012

Octopus Magic posted:

Space at where people actually want to live, instead of the middle of nowhere is going for insane prices
if people actually want to live anywhere that has super high rent they're dumb so its ok

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

if people actually want to live anywhere that has super high rent they're dumb so its ok

What if they want to work?

Stick me in the middle of nowhere, and now I'm unemployed.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Doggles posted:

It's almost like my city has been reading the thread. Plans to build a tiny house in the middle of the homeless tent city:

http://www.moultrienews.com/article/20160112/MN01/160119954/1310

In fact, the picture used in the article is perfect for the game of "Homeless, Hipster, or Both?"



from left to right: hipster, homeless hipster, homeless

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Squashy Nipples posted:

What if they want to work?

Stick me in the middle of nowhere, and now I'm unemployed.

I have the opposite problem, all the places I've lived for work are always hick towns or city-less suburbs.

5er
Jun 1, 2000



This may not be the thread for it, but Three Kingdoms 2010 was loving incredible, and now I have that epic intro music stuck in my head.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



I have no clue what is going on here but :lol:

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
I think I figured out the dividing line between millennials and older generations. Have your parents ever paid your cell phone bill? (Hardship exception obviously)

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

blugu64 posted:

I think I figured out the dividing line between millennials and older generations. Have your parents ever paid your cell phone bill? (Hardship exception obviously)

does a beeper count?

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
What is artisanal beer and how is it different to normal beer

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Don Tacorleone posted:

I like tiny houses idea, materialism brings only pain to life

But not next to a sewer and a railroad

i think as long as the current government continues to tax and regulate things at current rates the value of the tiny house is undeniable, it's just a thousand cases of well documented poor executions that really hurts it

if these kids had a tiny amount of building experience, knew enough about electricity to set up some solar panels, and got the heating up to code, i'd have a good deal of respect for their lack of materialism and the 50 percent pussy deficit they put themselves into fearlessly knowing any woman who wants kids or a big house will never even come inside

unfortunately a lot of their blogs are just like 'dont know how an axe works, ive got the wood salesman coming over today. the sink doesn't work and i don't own a wrench, so i've offered my friend bill an eighth of bud to come fix that next"

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