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Matlock Birthmark: Sep 24, 2005; I wanted this to happen!!; Soiled Meat

A Neurotic Jew posted:

the notes:

We are aware that the elevator UI frequently provides a false-positive �server full� error message when attempting to join an instance. We are investigating the cause of these errors.

gently caress yes. I'm so glad they are aware of that elevator bug. Glad they told us.

Seriously glad they fixed those top speeds though. That sorta thing can be a major blocker.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:15

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 14:35

SuperSpiff: Apr 4, 2007; Mentally retardation is such a strong word.

Because I can contain myself in the brown sea:

Brown Sea posted:

Special Notes:

We are aware that the elevator UI frequently provides a false-positive �server full� error message when attempting to join an instance. We are investigating the cause of these errors.
Arena Commander Module:
Balance/Tweaks:
Ships

The Freelancer top speed in SCM mode has been adjusted from 200 m/s to 170 m/s.
Fixes:
Ships

Fixed an issue where the Vanduul Glaive and Scythe had incorrect top speeds in SCM mode.

The Scythe now has a top speed of 195 m/s in SCM mode.

The Glaive now has a top speed of 205 m/s in SCM mode.
Persistent Universe:
Gameplay

Fixed an issue where the explosions from player ships would not appear for all clients in range.
Ships

Fixed an issue where the Cutlass Black would bounce around constantly on landing platforms.

No door fixes

e: beaten. but formatting. so there.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:15

Mustache Ride: Sep 11, 2001

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/312799/2-1-0g-published-to-ptu

2.1g patch notes. Apparently banned accounts can't read them.

edit: beaten, but picture

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:16

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

edit: lol nevermind

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:16

HKS: Jan 31, 2005

Hey cig, which ships have you guys been working on??

Oh we've been working on deciding which ships we should be working on...and...yea.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:17

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

This discussion has been closed.

Mirificus posted:

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/312604/bottom-of-the-list-does-not-alwasy-mean-least-important

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:17

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Apparently adjusting the Freelancer's speed is a balance tweak, but adjusting the Glaive/Scythe is a fix.

So they:
- Changed a XML value.
- Changed a XML value.
- Changed a XML value.
- Fixed a visual problem.
- Slightly unfucked the Cutlass.

How the hell do they prioritize this stuff?

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:18

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

glad to see that the core game is so rock-solid that they can just duff around fixing ship top speeds now

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:18

mrking: May 27, 2006; There's No Limit To What We Can't Accomplish

patch notes:

Fixed an issue where players speeding in the 'Verse were not being fined in UEC.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:18

Darkpriest667: Feb 2, 2015; I'm sorry I impugned
your cocksmanship.

fuctifino posted:

For those who haven't heard: You need a platinum account to read this message

She's not going to be happy. lol

Holy poo poo, when did this happen?

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:19

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

quote:

Subscription campaign

We are currently in the Design phase for the new Subscribers section of the website. In addition to the look-and-feel of the new landing page, we are creating a new logo and many other assets which will then be used to promote subscriptions to the general public.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:20

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Apparently adjusting the Freelancer's speed is a balance tweak, but adjusting the Glaive/Scythe is a fix.

So they:
- Changed a XML value.
- Changed a XML value.
- Changed a XML value.
- Fixed a visual problem.
- Slightly unfucked the Cutlass.

How the hell do they prioritize this stuff?

it's called "quick do some easy changes that hopefully won't break everything else so these fuckers think we are working on a game!"

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:20

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Star citizen : fixed an issue where people were running in the corridors.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:21

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

lol good job trying to hide those patch notes, Sandi

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:22

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

How the hell do they prioritize this stuff?

"What's quick to pad out the notes and give the appearance of progress" would be my guess.

How many gigs was is that little tweak patch? No doors at least this time.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:22

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

The ship pipeline is currently blocked with :lesnick:

(too lazy to shoop Ben's face)

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:22

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Fixed an issue where it looks like we didn't get anything done this week

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:23

OhDearGodNo: Jan 3, 2014

A Neurotic Jew posted:

CIG has been using the "ship pipeline" bullshit since mid-2013.

That's one hell of a pipeline.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:24

SuperSpiff: Apr 4, 2007; Mentally retardation is such a strong word.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Apparently adjusting the Freelancer's speed is a balance tweak, but adjusting the Glaive/Scythe is a fix.

So they:
- Changed a XML value.
- Changed a XML value.
- Changed a XML value.
- Fixed a visual problem.
- Slightly unfucked the Cutlass.

How the hell do they prioritize this stuff?

4.1 GBs.

XML has grown, clearly.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:24

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

Darkpriest667 posted:

Holy poo poo, when did this happen?

You can read about it all at this link: You need a platinum account to read this message

But don't post about the specifics in this thread. Rule 34 and all that...

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:25

sanctimoniousqfd: Dec 16, 2015

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Apparently adjusting the Freelancer's speed is a balance tweak, but adjusting the Glaive/Scythe is a fix.

So they:
- Changed a XML value.
- Changed a XML value.
- Changed a XML value.
- Fixed a visual problem.
- Slightly unfucked the Cutlass.

How the hell do they prioritize this stuff?

No, see 'cos [some handwavium about Freelancer top speed being tweakable, whilst Glaive/Scythe have deep ship pipeline dependencies on top speed]. Now we're nearly finished ship pipeline v.34g, these types of changes can be made far easier.
Two weeks.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:26

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

OhDearGodNo posted:

CIG has been using the "ship pipeline" bullshit since mid-2013.

That's one hell of a pipeline.

seriously, I love that we've finally moved on to the third pipeline. And I am extremely excited to hear more about the new pipeline in the coming weeks. :allears:

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:26

Matlock Birthmark: Sep 24, 2005; I wanted this to happen!!; Soiled Meat

SuperSpiff posted:

4.1 GBs.

XML has grown, clearly.

Ha ha, really? How are they so bad at patching? This one doesn't even look like it had any assets in it.

Matlock Birthmark fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Jan 14, 2016

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:26

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

Fair few people bitching even on page 1 of that thread. Their modems must still be smoking from the door patch.

Also Beer if you want to read and can't make a new account. My never spent anything account can read that thread just fine.

SuperSpiff posted:

4.1 GBs.

XML has grown, clearly.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:27

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Octopode posted:

VR was promised in the original funding campaign and procedural generation development was first announced as a stretch goal on 21 February, 2014.

You picked up anymore closed dev accounts on RSI?

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:28

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

If Sandi is Goebbels and Ben is Himmler who is Lando?

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:31

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

how long will it ultimately take to develop a pipeline for the pipelines?

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:31

HKS: Jan 31, 2005

if you really think about it, a game is just pipelines all the way down

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:32

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

MeLKoR posted:

If Sandi is Goebbels and Ben is Himmler who is Lando?

The guy from raiders of the lost ark with the black trenchcoat.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:33

kordansk: Sep 12, 2011

MeLKoR posted:

If Sandi is Goebbels and Ben is Himmler who is Lando?

Anakin

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:34

Mr SoupTeeth: Jan 16, 2015

HKS posted:

if you really think about it, a game is just pipelines all the way down

gently caress, Super Mario Bros. is all about pipelines and it's one of the most successful games ever.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:35

Bootcha: Nov 13, 2012; Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending; Grimey Drawer

Another ship pipeline revamp...

And considering they were converting that to suit character animation...

No wonder the UK animation team walked away.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:35

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

A Neurotic Jew posted:

how long will it ultimately take to develop a pipeline for the pipelines?

They need to put the fire out first

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:35

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

A Neurotic Jew posted:

seriously, I love that we've finally moved on to the third pipeline. And I am extremely excited to hear more about the new pipeline in the coming weeks.

Ship Pipeline 4.0 promises to be the next big thing in the development of the development of the Star Citizen Alpha 2.0 PTU with unparalleled fidelity, handcrafted procedurals, and more immersion than ever!

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:35

Darkpriest667: Feb 2, 2015; I'm sorry I impugned
your cocksmanship.

fuctifino posted:

You can read about it all at this link: You need a platinum account to read this message

But don't post about the specifics in this thread. Rule 34 and all that...

Thanks was at work all day and come home to this bombshell

Also

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:35

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Well something is happening.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:36

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

fuctifino posted:

You can read about it all at this link: You need a platinum account to read this message

But don't post about the specifics in this thread. Rule 34 and all that...

why do I fall for every goatse

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:37

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

MeLKoR posted:

Well something is happening.

m"lady

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:37

HKS: Jan 31, 2005

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Oh snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.

oh gently caress the horse is real isn't it

edit: let me try it this way:
*phone rings in A country*
Hej?
no, no refunds this month.
*hangs up*

HKS fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Jan 14, 2016

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:41

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 14:35

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

quote:

We are also working on a scene with Admiral Bishop going planetside to view battle damage and a first scene with Captain Maclaren but both are in their early stages of implementation.

They are so hosed, 352 days until 2017.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:41

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