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Wow can't even make jokes about this poo poo anymore without real life beating you to it.
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Another delivery. Anyone know if the Lube has shown up yet? https://twitter.com/WandaKTVZ/status/688099131122794496
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Jan 15, 2016 22:34
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Lube isn't nearly as hilarious as you guys think it is.
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Jan 15, 2016 22:42
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If they sent $1000 of whiskey instead, the standoff might very well be over by now
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Who What Now posted:Lube isn't nearly as hilarious as you guys think it is. In industrial quantities it is. Maybe in anger they will dump it in the lake - hopefully that isn't an environmental crime.
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many johnnys posted:If they sent $1000 of whiskey instead, the standoff might very well be over by now but aren't some of them Mormon not to say that a Mormon couldn't be tempted by $1000 of whiskey
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Who What Now posted:Lube isn't nearly as hilarious as you guys think it is. A 55 gallon drum of it is. Then again, a 55 gallon drum of anything useless to them would also be hilarious.
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Who What Now posted:Lube isn't nearly as hilarious as you guys think it is. A 55 gallon drum of it is pretty funny imo, but I wouldn't expect them to repeat the dildo vid ever again. Cards against humanity isnt funny or cool. Its an automated and contagious form of edgy teenager. Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Jan 15, 2016 |
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Who What Now posted:Lube isn't nearly as hilarious as you guys think it is. The only thing that would be hilarious at this point would be footage of weeping, zip-tied sovcits.
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Senf posted:but aren't some of them Mormon Not a buy-off. You get them drunk in harsh, confined conditions and this happens.
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SedanChair posted:The only thing that would be hilarious at this point would be footage of weeping, zip-tied sovcits. I'm saving my good laugh for when Ornithologists and Bird Watchers decide to stage their own sit in in the command center.
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Jan 15, 2016 23:02
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Intel&Sebastian posted:A 55 gallon drum of it is pretty funny imo, but I wouldn't expect them to repeat the dildo vid ever again. Cards against humanity isnt funny or cool. Its an automated and contagious form of edgy teenager. Horse pucky. Drinking heavily and playing it awkwardly with your inlaws is hysterical.
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Jan 15, 2016 23:06
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LeoMarr posted:The BUndys have announced they are taking the FBI HQ in Oregon.... Source? Hey has is Pete streaming anything right now? I can't see anything on his live streams (he has 3 up right now but all of them are blank).
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Jan 15, 2016 23:07
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quote:KTVZ NewsChannel 21 @KTVZ 3m3 minutes ago I wonder if this is going to change things.
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ChlamydiaJones posted:I wonder if this is going to change things. Someone finally found the line they've been looking to cross. Here's a link with some pictures: http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/01/protester_arrested_in_burns_dr.html
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Crain posted:Someone finally found the line they've been looking to cross. What exasperates me, although I get that they probably had good reason (dude inside is probably armed, don't want to start a shootout in the parking lot) is that it sounds like they didn't even wait around to arrest the second guy in the other vehicle. I hope they towed the vehicle though. Let that guy have a nice hike back to the refuge with his goodies. Also, this article was just linked via MacNab's Twitter: http://www.opb.org/news/series/burn...racks/?t=399929 Dunno if the arrest that just happened means this is outdated. I hope so, because this article heavily implies the FBI are seriously just waiting around for all them to go away and not really doing anything else but creating little law enforcement forts. edit: And oh yeah, they're not going to cut the power because that would also 'escalate things'. FFS.
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Hey, look at that, they arrested them when they went into town and nobody died. But I thought approaching these guys in any way would result in the deaths of thousands of innocent lives? How is it possible?!
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kartikeya posted:edit: And oh yeah, they're not going to cut the power because that would also 'escalate things'. FFS. Escalate to what, freezing to death? Let 'em prove that they've got the stones.
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That guy in the store has enough cheetos and soda to make a last stand. I fear we have made him more powerful than we can imagine.
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Jan 15, 2016 23:30
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I almost hope that one of the militia just takes a random pot shot at the cops. Nothing harmful, just enough to piss off the FBI that they gently caress with them.
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chitoryu12 posted:I almost hope that one of the militia just takes a random pot shot at the cops. Nothing harmful, just enough to piss off the FBI that they gently caress with them. The FBI provoked it by observing them, obviously. It'd be heralded by ultra-WACO, and we can't have that.
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kartikeya posted:What exasperates me, although I get that they probably had good reason (dude inside is probably armed, don't want to start a shootout in the parking lot) is that it sounds like they didn't even wait around to arrest the second guy in the other vehicle. I hope they towed the vehicle though. Let that guy have a nice hike back to the refuge with his goodies. I don't think this has been realized yet but the FBI doesn't really give a gently caress about their power consumption. The more they do the more charges will be racked up. They want an iron clad case. Shutting off the power means the militants can't steal the power anymore, so how can you convict them of a crime they can't commit? Continue to steal the power and gently caress up land and take poo poo. The more they do the more years they get. Ammon Bundy is just about at the point where he may never see the light of day again with the amount of time he has racked up. The more the merrier. And with how LEOs are conducting themselves they just nabbed a guy with 2 federal vehicles in his constructive control no shots fired no power dropped no blockades.
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Dammit Pete where's the live stream!? I bet he has tons to say about one of them "finally" being arrested.
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LeoMarr posted:And with how LEOs are conducting themselves they just nabbed a guy with 2 federal vehicles in his constructive control no shots fired no power dropped no blockades. After losing one of their guys to such a stupid mistake, I can't see them doing it again.
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Crain posted:Dammit Pete where's the live stream!? The first to be sent to a fema gas chamber
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kartikeya posted:What exasperates me, although I get that they probably had good reason (dude inside is probably armed, don't want to start a shootout in the parking lot) is that it sounds like they didn't even wait around to arrest the second guy in the other vehicle. I hope they towed the vehicle though. Let that guy have a nice hike back to the refuge with his goodies. Still reading, but please read the "bundyland" article mentioned by OPB if you haven't. Its a report from a local journo they let roam free in the place.
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LeoMarr posted:I don't think this has been realized yet but the FBI doesn't really give a gently caress about their power consumption. The more they do the more charges will be racked up. They want an iron clad case. Shutting off the power means the militants can't steal the power anymore, so how can you convict them of a crime they can't commit? What? I don't get your logic here. It stops bring a crime once the FBI prevents them from using it after a week?
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So when is Trump going to pull a Belisarius on these guys and waltz in with his body guards at the yokel's request, take over the refuge, and declare himself a winner and the hicks losers?
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Jan 15, 2016 23:37
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Doctor Butts posted:What? No but the court may argue something along the lines of "Well if you could have turned off the power at any time why didn't you?" and throw out the charge.
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Doctor Butts posted:What? Yeah, cutting the power doesn't undo any crimes committed, and I'm pretty sure they aren't gonna be charged a year of jail time per gigawatt/hour.
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LeoMarr posted:No but the court may argue something along the lines of "Well if you could have turned off the power at any time why didn't you?" and throw out the charge. Oh no, without the charge of "using power" all of them would have surely gotten off scotfree! It's literally the only crime they've committed, it has to stick!
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LeoMarr posted:No but the court may argue something along the lines of "Well if you could have turned off the power at any time why didn't you?" and throw out the charge. Pop quiz, how much time do you think "And theft of electrical services" adds to all the other charges that they would be charged with?
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LeoMarr posted:I don't think this has been realized yet but the FBI doesn't really give a gently caress about their power consumption. The more they do the more charges will be racked up. They want an iron clad case. Shutting off the power means the militants can't steal the power anymore, so how can you convict them of a crime they can't commit? Continue to steal the power and gently caress up land and take poo poo. The more they do the more years they get. Ammon Bundy is just about at the point where he may never see the light of day again with the amount of time he has racked up. The more the merrier. And with how LEOs are conducting themselves they just nabbed a guy with 2 federal vehicles in his constructive control no shots fired no power dropped no blockades. 1) are you 12? No one gets criminal charges by the kilowatt. This isn't some false flag honey potting operation and the FBI is not trying to go for a high score. What the gently caress. Stick to joking around if this is your understanding of the situation. 2) I'm glad they got him without violence but I'm still not going to be giving a standing ovation to the genius strategy of "let an armed group of militants feel so free for so long they forget they're breaking any laws and drive to safeway during an forced occupation"
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LeoMarr posted:No but the court may argue something along the lines of "Well if you could have turned off the power at any time why didn't you?" and throw out the charge. I doubt it.
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LeoMarr posted:No but the court may argue something along the lines of "Well if you could have turned off the power at any time why didn't you?" and throw out the charge. You are so loving stupid it hurts. Just stop posting your dumb ideas.
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Please tell me the "there were two fed vehicles but the other guy wasn't arrested because he went in the store" is just some bad reporting.
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"Prosector, it says here that at some point power was shut off in the building, is that correct?" "Yes, your honor." "Well why didn't the FBI do that to start with?! This prosecution is a sham, I declare this trial over and hereby appoint Ammon Bundy as Ultra-Mega-Sherrif for life!" *bangs gavel*
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LeoMarr posted:No but the court may argue something along the lines of "Well if you could have turned off the power at any time why didn't you?" and throw out the charge. "We were working the Refuge managers and IT workers to try and determine if any sensitive or important information that was, prior to the takeover, still being worked on the office computers. Additionally we were working with the staff biologists and scientists to determine was detrimental effect a lack of power would have on any of their experiments they may have had at the refuge offices. Lastly we were working with the local historians and the Tribe leaders to establish if any important documents might be damaged if their storage facility should lose power and temp/humidity were not maintained. After establishing that no irreparable damage would be done we approved the disconnection of the refuge center from the local power grid." There.
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