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Rorus Raz posted:
In the not-too-distant future -- Next Sunday A.D. -- There was a goon named Raz Not too different from you or me. He lurked at an Awful message board, Drawing edits and posting songs galore . He did a good job cracking up the place, But the artists didn't like him So they shot him into space. (LET MEEEE GOOOOOOO) We'll send him lovely cartoons, The worst we can sketch (la-la-la). He'll have to sit and read them all, As we check on his intellect (la-la-la). Now keep in mind Raz can't control If the comics begin or end (la-la-la) He'll have to keep his sanity With the help of his Awful friends. GOONY ROLL CALL: Spiffster! (Cheap plug!) Xylo! (Hi, mod!) WarpedNaBa! (What a cool guy!) Moouuutthhh! (What a hungry one.) If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts (la la la), Then repeat to yourself, "It's election year I should really just relax! For Politoon Comic Megathread 3000!"
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...and everyone was peacefully returned the next day. I like that policy.
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Dazzling Addar posted:I have naught but the deepest sympathy for the unfortunate draftees who must man the drone stations under pain of death. Surely nobody would volunteer for such butchery. I found a cartoon that nicely sums up your position: 
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Jan 16, 2016 02:22
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Samurai Sanders posted:...and everyone was peacefully returned the next day. I like that policy.  ).
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Jan 16, 2016 02:29
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Spiffster posted:In the not-too-distant future -- This is beautiful. 
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Jan 16, 2016 02:53
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Spiffster posted:For Politoon Comic Megathread 3000!" TWAAAANG!
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Jan 16, 2016 03:07
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 http://i.imgur.com/F0czVUp.jpg
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Jan 16, 2016 03:22
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OldMemes posted:Drones are a thing where the theory and the reality don't line up. In theory, you should be able to blow up the bad guys from a distance, no boots on the ground, and civillans are spared. In pratice, that doesn't happen, and a lot of innocent people get killed.Drone policy needs to be re-thought to be more ethical and save lives, but thiking that drone pilots run to their desks every morning going "wooo! yeah! Time to kill me some a-rabs, boys!" is silly. Did you watch the video leaked by Chelsea Manning with the helicopter bros jacking each other off as they mistakenly killed civilians? It doesn't seem like that much of a stretch to think some drone operators might do that. The cartoon is supposed to be hyperbolic, anyway. Death to America.
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Jan 16, 2016 03:24
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Spiffster posted:In the not-too-distant future -- You're a good kid
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Jan 16, 2016 03:26
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Thanks for that. Really.
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Jan 16, 2016 03:36
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Samurai Sanders posted:...and everyone was peacefully returned the next day. I like that policy. It's so frustrating, this situation went down as the absolute best case scenario. No blood was shed and relations didn't get worse. You couldn't ask for a more perfect resolution.
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Jan 16, 2016 03:38
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The poor did not die for the benefit of the rich. No wonder they're steamed.
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Jan 16, 2016 03:40
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Geostomp posted:A real leader would have made those sailor fight to the death for no reason! A real leader would have hopped into the Potusmobile, reached the derelict boat in a couple minutes, fixed its engine before it drifts in Iranian waters, then nuked Tehran just because before coming back home under fireworks spelling "Mission accomplished" in the sky.
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Jan 16, 2016 03:42
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What, no stink lines?
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Jan 16, 2016 03:46
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So his brain is his rear end in a top hat? Is this saying he's an rear end in a top hat? Or he thinks with his rear end in a top hat? I need someone to explain this to me, preferably with several diagrams.
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Jan 16, 2016 04:05
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Is that supposed to be an anal prolapse or a brain in that Mr. Fish? Anyway if he got the idea from that "HUGE COCK" comic what a putz.
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Jan 16, 2016 04:06
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It's titled "Not Afraid to Speak His Mind"
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Jan 16, 2016 04:10
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poo poo-for-brains, brains-for-poo poo. The Tao of Trump.
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Jan 16, 2016 04:40
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Just like Wal Mart has self check out lines, it is us who kill people with drones.
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Jan 16, 2016 05:15
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Spiffster posted:In the not-too-distant future -- 
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Jan 16, 2016 05:21
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Spiffster posted:In the not-too-distant future -- You're pretty good  
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Jan 16, 2016 05:32
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Spiffster posted:In the not-too-distant future -- This is the song, written for the toon thread! This is the thread, I'm voting five! He tried to teach Bok with an edit... Olé!
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Jan 16, 2016 05:36
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 These need some sort of extra warning.
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Jan 16, 2016 05:40
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Sir Tonk posted:
I'd have figured you would like to see Trump's tower, it's how he's gonna Make America Great Again. 
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Jan 16, 2016 05:55
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 Don't know the cartoonist (Necessary?), just saw this on imgur and appreciated the meta-humor.
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Jan 16, 2016 06:02
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Kakairo posted:Don't know the cartoonist (Necessary?), just saw this on imgur and appreciated the meta-humor. My friend tells me it's Kevin Necessary. Twitter!
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Jan 16, 2016 06:21
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Jay Rust posted:
Are you kidding me? Every single aspect of this is like something written by The Onion. I mean, come on it's literally called "white's boro"? What the gently caress is wrong with your country. Actually, no, what the gently caress is right with it would be a better place to start.
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Jan 16, 2016 06:31
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TheDarkFlame posted:Are you kidding me? Every single aspect of this is like something written by The Onion. I mean, come on it's literally called "white's boro"? Always remember that Parks and Recreation was in fact a documentary about small-town middle America.
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TheDarkFlame posted:Are you kidding me? Every single aspect of this is like something written by The Onion. I mean, come on it's literally called "white's boro"? Come on now, according to the residents of quaint little Whitesboro it's merely a depiction of a friendly wrestling match! A wonderful prelude to the rewarding relationship between the settlers and our noble native friends that continues to this very day!
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TheDarkFlame posted:Are you kidding me? Every single aspect of this is like something written by The Onion. I mean, come on it's literally called "white's boro"? Best part: That's not the original town seal, which was changed in the 70's to be less "Strangle-y"
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Jan 16, 2016 06:53
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DarklyDreaming posted:Best part: That's not the original town seal, which was changed in the 70's to be less "Strangle-y" So they recognized it was bad enough to need to be changed, and yet......
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Jan 16, 2016 06:56
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Let me steal this weak joke setup from someone else, then use it to make a Nothing Gets Past This Guy tepid burn on government spending as a concept. I'm a professional!  Anyone got that fantastic post about how the guy whose life is protected and aided by various government agencies drives to work and posts about how the government can't do anything right?
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Jan 16, 2016 07:04
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The setup goes before the punchline, Tinsley.
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Jan 16, 2016 07:05
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Broken Loose posted:The setup goes before the punchline, Tinsley. It's an old johnny carson bit.
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Jan 16, 2016 07:14
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Broken Loose posted:The setup goes before the punchline, Tinsley. Not when you're ripping off a bit from a comedian who retired 25 years ago!
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Jan 16, 2016 07:14
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Full Battle Rattle posted:It's an old johnny carson bit.  I forgot he was plagiarizing this whole loving thing. The turban should have been a dead giveaway.
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Jan 16, 2016 07:22
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Broken Loose posted:The setup goes before the punchline, Tinsley. He's making reference to something from a comedian who retired a little over 20 years ago, and that I only get because I'm in my 30s and was obsessed with late night talk shows as a child Tinsley is a voice for the thankfully increasingly irrelevant
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DarklyDreaming posted:Best part: That's not the original town seal, which was changed in the 70's to be less "Strangle-y" Bass Bottles posted:So they recognized it was bad enough to need to be changed, and yet...... Well, sort of. If you can find the original image, and this blog post was the best I could find of it, on the original it looks less like he's strangling the guy and more like he's chucking him at the ground:  So, uh, yeah.
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lowercase16 posted:Not when you're ripping off a bit from a comedian who died 10 years ago! ftfy
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