My Q-Face posted:

Are you loving serious? Millennials are Generation CAB, the loving "I got shot at" medal



We didn't need that poo poo in 2003, it was just kind of assumed that if you were in an actual warzone, you were going to get shot at. That's why you got Hostile Fire Pay. Then suddenly "I got shot at once" became some kind of achievement to set you apart from the losers who deployed but didn't get shot at.

You think it takes work ethic to go sit in a desert for 12 months, ride around in armored vehicles most of the time, and walk around occasionally? I'll admit, there were some who busted their rear end and worked because it needed to be done and I admire them, but the vast, vast majority were too lazy to check their own oil, too lazy to change a tire, and too lazy to pull the big bright red "stop" button back out before they tried to turn on the generator and decided it was broken when it didn't start. The vast majority were too goddamned lazy and self-absorbed to pitch in to get a job done right, because "it's not my job", because they had more pressing things to do like get back to their hooch to play CoD all night.

radiatinglines posted:

yea lemme dig through clogged up pipes instead of getting the maintenance guy I pay for to do it, then I'll drink my coffee out of a pint glass

y'all are insecure

Lufiron posted:

If I had the time and resources I would totally build a house from scratch, just to say to my grandchildren "I loving built this with my own two hands"

A Strange Aeon posted:

Do millennials even listen to REM? The gif seems kind of suspect.

Lufiron posted:

If I had the time and resources I would totally build a house from scratch, just to say to my grandchildren "I loving built this with my own two hands"

eclipse232 posted:

There was a big part of me that did not want this to be true. Looks like Achievement badges are not just earned in Steam.

Lufiron posted:

not everyone lives in apartments.. Some people own single family homes.

also i like working with my hands and building poo poo and taking pride in myself for having the skills and ability to do things like rebuild engines, re-do kitchens, tile a bathroom, and build computers.

it's millennials that don't, hence the bitching in the millennial thread

radiatinglines posted:

lol you are just a whiney old man, plenty of millenials work with their hands and fix poo poo

radiatinglines posted:

there is not enough irony left in the thread. too many bitter old nerds with zero self awareness

radiatinglines posted:

lol you are just a whiney old man, plenty of millenials work with their hands and fix poo poo glue LEDs to things and make "wearables"

a starwar betamax posted:

when exactly did modern men start thinking it was a-ok to wear fluffy pajamas and drink coffee out of big silly mugs and such

symbolic posted:

yes but usually only "Losing My Religion", "The One I Love", and maybe "It's the End of the World"

mdm posted:

Stupid Millennials can't truly appreciate What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

King Vidiot posted:

And they probably like Shiny Happy People

a starwar betamax posted:

when exactly did modern men start thinking it was a-ok to wear fluffy pajamas and drink coffee out of big silly mugs and such

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

that obamacare advertisement, it wasn't enough that it was a conservative caricature of gay men

nomadologique posted:

rem monster was my first cd.

A Strange Aeon posted:

I wonder what this could reveal about millennial / not millennial. My first cd was embarrassingly The Sign by Ace of Base.

I know buying a cd isn't really a thing anymore, but do people still buy entire albums, just on iTunes?

A Strange Aeon posted:

I know buying a cd isn't really a thing anymore, but do people still buy entire albums, just on iTunes?

A Strange Aeon posted:

I wonder what this could reveal about millennial / not millennial. My first cd was embarrassingly The Sign by Ace of Base.

I know buying a cd isn't really a thing anymore, but do people still buy entire albums, just on iTunes?

Larry Parrish posted:

I purchased Lil B's 05 gently caress Em. That's some value for your dollar right there.

plain blue jacket posted:

I saw a millenial while I was driving home from my job at the DMV. I almost stopped to spit at his feet but knowing them he'd cry to the cops about harassment or some poo poo.

King of Bees posted:

Displayed for your approval, a most imminently punchable millennial man child. Ignore the peta blah blah blah. Notice:
- beard and snarl and tattoos of toughness
- shoulders as broad as a toothpick
- powered by invented outrage and poutiness

Verdict: five year exile to Somolia

King of Bees posted:

Irradiation posted:

I know the answer is no but have these people never been to a county fair before?

Horniest Manticore posted:

lol i bet you all read newspapers too

King of Bees posted:

Displayed for your approval, a most imminently punchable millennial man child. Ignore the peta blah blah blah. Notice:
- beard and snarl and tattoos of toughness
- shoulders as broad as a toothpick
- powered by invented outrage and poutiness

Verdict: five year exile to Somolia

nomadologique posted:

lol. that sheep is so happy to be a few pounds lighter and not so hot. but that's bc we bred them to grow more hair to need shearing.

here is a sheep that had gone like 10 years without shearing, btw.

nomadologique posted:

lol. that sheep is so happy to be a few pounds lighter and not so hot. but that's bc we bred them to grow more hair to need shearing.

here is a sheep that had gone like 10 years without shearing, btw.

King of Bees posted:

Displayed for your approval, a most imminently punchable millennial man child. Ignore the peta blah blah blah. Notice:
- beard and snarl and tattoos of toughness
- shoulders as broad as a toothpick
- powered by invented outrage and poutiness

Verdict: five year exile to Somolia