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Klaus88 posted:I prefer to remember him as a Die Hard villain personally. Ah yes, definitely Alan Rickmans second best Christmas movie.
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Fulchrum posted:Ah yes, definitely Alan Rickmans second best Christmas movie.
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Fulchrum posted:Ah yes, definitely Alan Rickmans second best Christmas movie. Ugh, why do people keep saying this. Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, it is a movie that was set during Christmas.The fact that it takes place over Christmas is completely incidental to the plot, and the writers could have picked any other time of the year and they wouldn't have needed to change anything. It's no more a Christmas movie than Kojima's Snatcher is a Christmas videogame. 
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The punchline is funnier if you accept it as a complete nonsequiter instead of a point about businessmen. "You like Trump, huh? Well what if I told you I pissed in your Cheerios!"
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Wanamingo posted:Ugh, why do people keep saying this. Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, it is a movie that was set during Christmas.The fact that it takes place over Christmas is completely incidental to the plot, and the writers could have picked any other time of the year and they wouldn't have needed to change anything. It's no more a Christmas movie than Kojima's Snatch is a Christmas videogame. Heh, it's Snatcher, and it features a dude in a Santa costume at one point, it counts. 
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MonsieurChoc posted:Heh, it's Snatcher, and it features a dude in a Santa costume at one point, it counts. Snatcher? No, no, I'm just really into Hideo Kojima. Really into him.
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Saint Sputnik posted:The punchline is funnier if you accept it as a complete nonsequiter instead of a point about businessmen. "You like Trump, huh? Well what if I told you I pissed in your Cheerios!" Funnier to me is framing the release of US prisoners from Iran as scoring points against Republicans. It's incongruous but I still understand why Animal Nuz is doing a victory dance.
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Wanamingo posted:Snatcher? No, no, I'm just really into Hideo Kojima. Really into him. Is your ringtone that "thank you for your continued support" quote that plays if Psycho Mantis finds multiple Kojima games on your memory card?
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Wanamingo posted:Ugh, why do people keep saying this. Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, it is a movie that was set during Christmas.The fact that it takes place over Christmas is completely incidental to the plot, and the writers could have picked any other time of the year and they wouldn't have needed to change anything. It's no more a Christmas movie than Kojima's Snatcher is a Christmas videogame. Oh cool, I have a new favourite Christmas videogame! I'm lying, it's still Elf Bowling
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Wanamingo posted:Ugh, why do people keep saying this. Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, it is a movie that was set during Christmas.The fact that it takes place over Christmas is completely incidental to the plot, and the writers could have picked any other time of the year and they wouldn't have needed to change anything. It's no more a Christmas movie than Kojima's Snatcher is a Christmas videogame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rtezCvY6mc
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Wanamingo posted:Ugh, why do people keep saying this. Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, it is a movie that was set during Christmas.The fact that it takes place over Christmas is completely incidental to the plot, and the writers could have picked any other time of the year and they wouldn't have needed to change anything. It's no more a Christmas movie than Kojima's Snatcher is a Christmas videogame. Looks like somebody forgot the Reason for the Season...
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SOFREP (the milblog that Lang shills for these days) got a redesign with tags and things to make it easier to find the cartoons! And then they forgot to put the "cartoon" tag on this one! SOFREP posted:Trump is almost tailor made for the Joe the Plumber crowd, but can he get the votes, or the nomination he needs? Remember that guy? I still think he was a satirical character played by Michael Chiklis.
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Trump will round up and publically purge all of the minorities and people he disagrees with, and this is a good thing. A Joseph Stalin Cartoon. (showing your canidiate as murdering somebody, even a representation of an abstract concept, is not a good way to make people think your guy is the good guy).
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Unless, of course, you're the kind of person that believes unrestrained rape and murder is a heroic ideal. Which, uh, might explain a bit about certain constituents.
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xthetenth posted:gently caress you poor, you're not really poor unless you're eating dried rice and beans because you don't have money for a refrigerator or any dietary variety. I thought this, too. Well, something like this, but I still don't get the point of the cartoon.
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Wanamingo posted:Ugh, why do people keep saying this. Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, it is a movie that was set during Christmas.The fact that it takes place over Christmas is completely incidental to the plot, and the writers could have picked any other time of the year and they wouldn't have needed to change anything. It's no more a Christmas movie than Kojima's Snatcher is a Christmas videogame. Honestly, the same could be said about It's a Wonderful Life. Hitler B. Natural posted:Remember that guy? I still think he was a satirical character played by Michael Chiklis. The Thing is not a Tea Partier.
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Look at that pansy-rear end Iranian uniform with a tutu and spats! OBAMA YOU PUSSY SHOOT THE IRANS It amazes me how good Lester is at being a complete shitheel. I mean, other people have better art, but no one is as good at pulling together a bunch of rear end in a top hat opinions and weaving them into a single cartoon that astounds with its hosed-up-ness.
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I tried doing that once and gave myself a rug burn on my arm. 
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Eschers Basement posted:Look at that pansy-rear end Iranian uniform with a tutu and spats! OBAMA YOU PUSSY SHOOT THE IRANS Also Obama's carrying a juice box because OBAMA PUSSY DAMMIT Unlike this hunka hunka man here: 
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Wanamingo posted:Ugh, why do people keep saying this. Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, it is a movie that was set during Christmas.The fact that it takes place over Christmas is completely incidental to the plot, and the writers could have picked any other time of the year and they wouldn't have needed to change anything. It's no more a Christmas movie than Kojima's Snatcher is a Christmas videogame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUDntpV_HdQ
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The last panel should be written "God is not so nice." This isn't true for all Christians, mind, but does the author realize he just made the argument that he's more compassionate towards the dead than God?
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D.N. Nation posted:Haha. I love this poo poo. It seems like Lester is taking the Eric Allie/Scott Stantis route that an enormously racist bigot and complete loving jackass is leading the GOP primaries Mike "Moe" Lester is leading the GOP primaries?
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Eschers Basement posted:Look at that pansy-rear end Iranian uniform with a tutu and spats! OBAMA YOU PUSSY SHOOT THE IRANS IMO, Branco is worse, and by worse I mean The Worst. 
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AVeryLargeRadish posted:IMO, Branco is worse, and by worse I mean The Worst. It's a toss up between him and the McCoys for me. Rameriez gets dishonorable mention. I have to admit that out of all the cartoonists here, Lester seems to be the objectively worst human being.
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And I mean, really - isn't it White People's turn to be on top? Haven't we spent enough time NOT flourishing and dancing in the sunlight? Can't WE have it easy for loving once? I just want to walk into any public space, drop my pants, and then scream until the nearest brown person sucks me off. Double points if it's a brown woman! I'm just worried if I don't vote for Trump - who by the way is NOT RACIST and NOT MISOGYNIST; that's all just a bunch of bullshit the media's feeding ya - then I'm just dooming myself to another ten thousand years of being completely owned and destroyed by brown people, and it's not a world I want to leave my perfect children in.
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Wanamingo posted:Ugh, why do people keep saying this. Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, it is a movie that was set during Christmas.The fact that it takes place over Christmas is completely incidental to the plot, and the writers could have picked any other time of the year and they wouldn't have needed to change anything. It's no more a Christmas movie than Kojima's Snatcher is a Christmas videogame. this joke isnt as funny as the one where die hard is a christmas movie
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Might as well never criticize New York ever again. *it's september 11, 2001, and for some reason ted cruz is there* Cruz: LAAAAAME! LLLLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEE!!!! HEY, HOW ABOUT THOSE loving KNICKS, YOU GODDAMN LOSERS. THE YANKEES ARE GAY. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW cram me sideways fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Jan 17, 2016 |
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Why is Jimmy Carter holding Biden's cancer cure?
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MelvinBison posted:Why is Jimmy Carter holding Biden's cancer cure? How do you think Carter got rid of his cancer?
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Yo, Stallie, you are mediocre in every way and will never be a tenth as talented as Bill Waterson.
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Geostomp posted:It's a toss up between him and the McCoys for me. Rameriez gets dishonorable mention. Sure, he's a wife-beater, but that's not how we judge these things. Otherwise, Ed Wood was a better film-maker than Roman Polanski. Originally, my "unholy trinity" was Asay, Lester, and Glenn McCoy. With Asay's retirement, I need someone to replace him, and since then Branco seems to have become much more noticeably evil. Ramirez occasionally goes for the "pure evil" prize, but most of the time he's too bland to hate.
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I asked my New Yorker friend what "New York values" are and she said not missing the drunk train at 1:40am and having to wait four hours for the next one. Seriously though, if Trump gets the nomination I'm gonna be sad because it means Republicans will stop their outlandish complaints about him, and be replaced with comparatively more reasonable and less entertaining complaints from the Dems. Samurai Sanders fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jan 17, 2016 |
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cram me sideways posted:Might as well never criticize New York ever again. The only time Real Americans like New York is when it's blown up/under rubble/meltin' steel beams with jet fuel. Not the rest of the time when it's full of hateful Jews and frightening immigrants and complicated food and the homosexuals.
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mandatory lesbian posted:this joke isnt as funny as the one where die hard is a christmas movie That joke is so loving tired it's reaching dad joke territory.
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:
a) I really enjoyed how Stantis Allie decided to deal with the continued popularity of Trump by moving on to attacking Clinton. b) Yes, I remember when Democratic politician Hillary Clinton was famously in an "undisclosed location."
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