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cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

twistedmentat posted:

Ooh I gotta find a the guy a friend of mine interacted with on OKC recently.

Meet, Sphincter Scorpion

His pick up technique could use some work.

Those pictures. Look at that loving tattoo. Oh, my God. This is gold.

# ? Jan 16, 2016 16:56

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That feels like a family guy joke

# ? Jan 16, 2016 17:45

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

twistedmentat posted:

There's also blanket warnings on sites like Fetlife to be on the look out for anyone who tries to hide their identities because there are people who are simply sadists attempting to exploit peoples kinks for their own sick pleasures.

Careful when you're meeting people who want to exploit your weird kinks for their sick pleasure, because among them might be a predator who wants to exploit your weird kinks for his sick pleasure.

# ? Jan 16, 2016 17:49

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

BrigadierSensible posted:

Is there a female version of this? I.E. Women who go all shouty and insulty after being rejected.

Not an adult so maybe it doesn't count but in highschool a girl I barely knew and only met for the first time the previous night asked me to take her to my prom.

She responded in this way when I declined.

# ? Jan 16, 2016 18:30

Hadaka Apron: Feb 12, 2015

Jazz trumpeter Chet Baker, near the end of a life filled with drug addiction:

Jazz pianist Walter Davis, Jr.:

# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:22

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Hadaka Apron posted:

Jazz trumpeter Chet Baker, near the end of a life filled with drug addiction:

Jazz pianist Walter Davis, Jr.:

drat those are some leathery rear end faces

# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:28

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Hihohe posted:

leathery rear end faces

# ? Jan 16, 2016 19:43

CheesyDog: Jul 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Hadaka Apron posted:

Jazz trumpeter Chet Baker, near the end of a life filled with drug addiction:

The Chet Baker after just isn't the same without the Chet Baker before:

# ? Jan 16, 2016 20:00

Sir Juan: May 5, 2009

My dad once went to a record store and asked for Chet Baker. The guy at the counter said "with or without teeth?"

# ? Jan 16, 2016 20:13

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

goose fleet posted:

Medium rare, or well done?

# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:59

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

Grraarrgghh posted:

Everytime, but that loving Grindr pic with CyanCoyote being green makes me irrationally angry.

Maybe his fursona artwork is more cyan but when he ordered his custom fursuit they made it too green, but it cost too much money to get a new one and he can't possibly change his furry name, so now he's stuck with it. Maybe he feels embarrassed about it every day but is still out there trying to find hookups on Grindr.

Or maybe he knows it's the wrong color and waits for guys to complain about it and then they go and have angry sex where they yell at him for having his fursuit the wrong color and that's what he gets off on.

Or he's probably just a big idiot and I need to stop thinking now.

# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:59

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

twistedmentat posted:

Did the Furrys on Grindr image come from this thread?

BTW, I think a decent dating site/app would not permit you to wear masks or use artwork as your profile pic for safety reasons.

Speaking of Grindr and Growlr, it reminds me of my favorite thread on SA ever:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3627866

goose fleet posted:

A student of the Bob Barker school of tanning

# ? Jan 17, 2016 01:17

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

# ? Jan 17, 2016 01:26

BlackIronHeart: Aug 2, 2004; PROCEED

Sir Juan posted:

My dad once went to a record store and asked for Chet Baker. The guy at the counter said "with or without teeth?"

To be fair though, Chet Baker made some good loving music with or without teeth.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 01:33

spite house: Apr 28, 2009

Sir Juan posted:

My dad once went to a record store and asked for Chet Baker. The guy at the counter said "with or without teeth?"

This is a legit jazz-head question. Chet had his teeth kicked in while trying to buy drugs in the late 60s and it changed his embouchure so much that he sounded very different afterward. All the dope probably had something to do with it as well. And yeah, he was still great.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 02:51

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

goose fleet posted:

Has she never seen someone with cancer?

# ? Jan 17, 2016 02:56

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Scathach posted:

Has she never seen someone with cancer?

# ? Jan 17, 2016 03:00

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

goose fleet posted:

# ? Jan 17, 2016 04:27

Palisader: Mar 14, 2012; DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

To be fair to this woman, I would make fun of her even if she was thin.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 04:45

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

Palisader posted:

To be fair to this woman, I would make fun of her even if she was thin.

That reminded me to get tin foil for the ham I'm baking.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 04:54

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

# ? Jan 17, 2016 06:06

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

goose fleet posted:

look friend, a roasted chicken can't give consent. that's just fact. let me take what i can get, okay?

# ? Jan 17, 2016 06:15

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

cash crab posted:

Yet she's not the one in the wheel chair.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 06:29

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

look friend, a roasted chicken can't give consent. that's just fact. let me take what i can get, okay?

# ? Jan 17, 2016 06:29

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

cash crab posted:

It's Vladimir Harkonnen!

# ? Jan 17, 2016 07:09

Zortzico: Jul 3, 2007; We're Just Running In The 90's

cash crab posted:

Before I realised what this really was, I thought someone had thrown a pink Peep onto a griddle to watch it melt.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 07:48

Wayne Knight: May 11, 2006

LingcodKilla posted:

Yet she's not the one in the wheel chair.

What if that bench has wheels

# ? Jan 17, 2016 08:05

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

RZA Encryption posted:

What if that bench has wheels

then the invasion is nigh and we are all doomed.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 08:46

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

Palisader posted:

To be fair to this woman, I would make fun of her even if she was thin.

Stop. Sledghammer time.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 09:21

CommanderApaul: Aug 30, 2003; It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

Zortzico posted:

Before I realised what this really was, I thought someone had thrown a pink Peep onto a griddle to watch it melt.

My 4-yo daughter caught me browsing and said "dad look, it's a gummy!"

# ? Jan 17, 2016 15:20

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

cash crab posted:

Looks like a blob of pink icing.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 15:39

Berk Berkly: Apr 9, 2009; by zen death robot

Hadaka Apron posted:

Jazz trumpeter Chet Baker, near the end of a life filled with drug addiction:

This man needs to update his journal.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 15:52

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

CommanderApaul posted:

My 4-yo daughter caught me browsing and said "dad look, it's a gummy!"

LOL. If only!

# ? Jan 17, 2016 16:07

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Berk Berkly posted:

This man needs to update his journal.

I think maybe he shouldn't have gazed into the Ark of the Covenant.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 16:57

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

cash crab posted:

Work in a hospital, occasionally with people this size....pray for houston folks :'(

# ? Jan 17, 2016 17:00

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

CommanderApaul posted:

My 4-yo daughter caught me browsing and said "dad look, it's a gummy!"

She may be right; we can't see this woman's mouth from way up here.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 17:13

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL: Feb 21, 2006; Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Palisader posted:

From the Leslie Hall Baked Potato collection.

cash crab posted:

Isn't there a specific condition or medical term (beyond "morbidly obese") that refers to so much disproportionate weight hanging on the hips, waist, and buttocks?

# ? Jan 17, 2016 18:03

Filox: Oct 4, 2014; Grimey Drawer

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

From the Leslie Hall Baked Potato collection.

Isn't there a specific condition or medical term (beyond "morbidly obese") that refers to so much disproportionate weight hanging on the hips, waist, and buttocks?

Jabba Syndrome.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 18:15

ro5s: Dec 27, 2012; A happy little mouse!

Berk Berkly posted:

This man needs to update his journal.

# ? Jan 17, 2016 18:30

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uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

From the Leslie Hall Baked Potato collection.

Isn't there a specific condition or medical term (beyond "morbidly obese") that refers to so much disproportionate weight hanging on the hips, waist, and buttocks?

The next step beyond 'morbidly obese' is 'super obese' (with 'A BMI of ≥ 45 or 50'). :science:

probably grows up to be super obese:

uranium grass has a new favorite as of 19:32 on Jan 17, 2016

# ? Jan 17, 2016 19:26

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