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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Stux posted:

handosme muscle monster.

post a shirtless selfie :wink:

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Stux posted:

i wouldnt know anything about that as i am not some extremely idiot nerd, but a handosme muscle monster.

stfu bitch

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

fail yospos beta: *push glasses up nose* uhhh..... i think u;ll find u are not using that word correctly... maybe u should look in the dictionary goonsire...

swole computer god: *crushes nerd with single flick of a bulgingly swole finger* do not speak to me worm.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
mods please re-add stux to the probe train tia

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Stux posted:

fail yospos beta: *push glasses up nose* uhhh..... i think u;ll find u are not using that word correctly... maybe u should look in the dictionary goonsire...

swole computer god: *crushes nerd with single flick of a bulgingly swole finger* do not speak to me worm.

you're a cowardly bitch who didn't post a selfie. fact is you're dumb as bricks as well. Stfu.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Smythe posted:

you're a cowardly bitch who didn't post a selfie. fact is you're dumb as bricks as well. Stfu.

calm down

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Stux posted:

calm down

you're owned dude. get outa the forum

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Smythe posted:

you're owned dude. get outa the forum

u  are  monitor  is  turnt  off

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Stux posted:

u are monitor is turnt off

thats not how that works. you need to stfu and leave yospos

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Smythe posted:

thats not how that works. you need to stfu and leave yospos

lol

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
idiot

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

play stupid games win stupid prizes

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Stux posted:

lol

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hail smythe

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur
it's kind of funny to realize how gentle smythe is

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

program666 posted:

it's kind of funny to realize how gentle smythe is

this "one hour probe for every warning given in the last two pages" policy is very kind

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
i want smythe to give me a big fatty probe because i've been a very bad boy and i deserve it

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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

qntm posted:

notepad SUCKS and file explorer has needed tabs for like 15 years
i'm not sure that second one is correct

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

vodkat posted:

i want smythe to give me a big fatty probe because i've been a very bad boy and i deserve it

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wrekt

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Stux posted:

fail yospos beta: *push glasses up nose* uhhh..... i think u;ll find u are not using that word correctly... maybe u should look in the dictionary goonsire...

swole computer god: *crushes nerd with single flick of a bulgingly swole finger* do not speak to me worm.

This is loving embarassing

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

the two dumbest people on the forum are fighting about computers

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

PleasureKevin posted:

the two dumbest people on the forum are fighting about computers
who are you arguing with now?

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Linguica posted:

who are you arguing with now?

this post gave me great pleasure

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Linguica posted:

who are you arguing with now?

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

triple sulk posted:

hail smythe

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Linguica posted:

who are you arguing with now?

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Smythe posted:

ive had literally no problems with w10. the autists of YOSPOS seek out pain and inflict it upon themselves. as a low IQ normie who started reading at the old age of first grade (not pre-kinder, devouring novels at age 3) i have experienced none of the "fail" of win10. and instead bask in its epic features, UI, and software library.

idk the updates are kind of obnoxious, there's a lot of them all the time and my bad computes with caveman spinny drive takes a long time to do them. also one time windows scheduled a reboot to do updates and wouldn't let me reschedule or postpone it.

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Dubstep Jesus posted:

i'm surprised windows 10 doesnt try and force users to use a bespoke cloud-based version of notepad thats slow as poo poo



good times

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

Linguica posted:

who are you arguing with now?

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless

LentThem posted:



good times

oh cool, microsoft reinvented the wheel.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

having already annoyed nearly everyone on earth with the ribbon, metro tiles and undiscoverable side menus, the ui wizards at microsoft unveil their crowning glory: radial menus, the ui convention so annoying that despite having been invented for the xerox alto it has never been widely deployed outside of specific industry software like maya

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

qirex posted:

having already annoyed nearly everyone on earth with the ribbon, metro tiles and undiscoverable side menus, the ui wizards at microsoft unveil their crowning glory: radial menus, the ui convention so annoying that despite having been invented for the xerox alto it has never been widely deployed outside of specific industry software like maya
how else do you expect them to integrate the xbox one into the windows ten ecosystem

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur

anthonypants posted:

how else do you expect them to integrate the xbox one into the windows ten ecosystem

one

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur
one big pile of poo poo if you ask me

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur
using the hololens radial menu that you point with your face while my neck keep doing these cracking noises ftw

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

exciting news, you're now supposed to Bing it

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



either something is broken or build 2016 tickets sold out in a minute

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

triple sulk posted:

either something is broken or build 2016 tickets sold out in a minute

Broken build 2015 was only half full

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao apparently everyone is on a waitlist, ms said absolutely nothing about it whatsoever, everyone is in the dark about how they're handling the queue

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

qirex posted:

exciting news, you're now supposed to Bing it



when your competitor's logo is a letter g maybe don't use something that looks like a g in your wordmark

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