TRUMP: like a supermodel except like times 10

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Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

mike12345 posted:

More importantly, how will people remember Jeb!?

Jeb! also gives me a Reagan vibe in that he probably pisses his pants a lot

# ? Jan 18, 2016 20:45

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

JHVH-1 posted:

While I was watching they were just saying if they actually banned him it would make him a martyr and what if he actually became president would they have to lift the ban then?

On another note, this kid looks like another rear end in a top hat in the making

the current prime minister of India was banned from Great Britain for probably leading genocidal race riots. The ban was of course lifted once elected.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 20:47

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Party Boat posted:

It's from a rule that any petition to the government that gets over 100k signatures has to be "considered" for debate. Nine times out of ten they consider it and go "nah no debate" but this gave everyone a chance to dunk on Trump and call him a buffoon in Parliament. There's no chance it actually passes and even if it did I don't think it'd bind the government (the home secretary in this case) to anything.

Ah, yea that makes sense.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 21:03

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Banning him is probably the best thing they could do for his campaign, it'd be a total idiot move.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 21:20

Party Boat: Nov 1, 2007; where did that other dog come from

who is he

Pick posted:

Banning him is probably the best thing they could do for his campaign, it'd be a total idiot move.

Yeah pretty much. In the end there wasn't even a vote on the issue, just a debate. The MP who opened the debate said this which was pretty on point:

Paul Flynn MP posted:

Could I put it to the committee that the great danger by attacking this one man is that we can fix on him a halo of victimhood. We give him the role of martyrdom, which can be seen to be an advantage among those that support him.

A line will go out �here�s these foreigners interfering, telling us what to do� and I think that�d be a grave error if we gave them that situation and allowed our deliberations today to be seen to be anti-American.

I think our best plan is not to give him that accolade of martyrdom in that way.

I think we may already be in error in giving him far too much attention in the way that this petition is singled on him but he has done some remarkable things which have caused a great deal of upset.

The Guardian tend to be pretty good with their liveblogs if anyone wants to hunt for particularly sick burns: http://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/jan/18/uk-mps-debate-donald-trump-banned-from-uk-commons-live

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:02

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

JHVH-1 posted:

While I was watching they were just saying if they actually banned him it would make him a martyr and what if he actually became president would they have to lift the ban then?

On another note, this kid looks like another rear end in a top hat in the making

how cute, hes got his mothers sneer.

e: reminder that kid was named after the classiest car, the le baron

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN has issued a correction as of 22:31 on Jan 18, 2016

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:27

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

--Cites scriptural passage as "Two Corinthians" and asks, "That's the one you like, right?"

im dying, leave me where i fall. hail trum

# ? Jan 18, 2016 22:50

Goatse James Bond: Mar 28, 2010; If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Party Boat posted:

Yeah pretty much. In the end there wasn't even a vote on the issue, just a debate. The MP who opened the debate said this which was pretty on point:

The Guardian tend to be pretty good with their liveblogs if anyone wants to hunt for particularly sick burns: http://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/jan/18/uk-mps-debate-donald-trump-banned-from-uk-commons-live

I see a new endorsement!

British Congressman: "[Trump] has done some remarkable things."

# ? Jan 18, 2016 23:03

Dahn: Sep 4, 2004

katlington posted:

--Cites scriptural passage as "Two Corinthians" and asks, "That's the one you like, right?"

im dying, leave me where i fall. hail trum

well there are 2 of them, and they are different.

# ? Jan 18, 2016 23:48

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

Party Boat posted:

I think someone actually used their debate speech for a backhanded burn on Galloway

One called Trump a "wazzock"

oh boy, literal pigfuckers calling Trump a wazzock, how droll

# ? Jan 18, 2016 23:56

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

I hope Trump gets banned, gets elected to president and then declares war on the UK out of spite.

Let's have another rematch!

# ? Jan 18, 2016 23:58

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

As an Anglophile, I am for reunification with Britain, and I don't care if God-Emperor Trump has to pacify the British Isles to make it happen.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 00:21

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

Dahn posted:

well there are 2 of them, and they are different.

Corinthians 2: He's done writing from Ephesus.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 00:37

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Maoist Pussy posted:

As an Anglophile, I am for reunification with Britain, and I don't care if God-Emperor Trump has to pacify the British Isles to make it happen.

The losers who tried to block his Scotland golf course will be the first ones hauled off by the goldshirts during the US military occupation of the UK.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 00:39

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Party Boat posted:

It's from a rule that any petition to the government that gets over 100k signatures has to be "considered" for debate. Nine times out of ten they consider it and go "nah no debate" but this gave everyone a chance to dunk on Trump and call him a buffoon in Parliament. There's no chance it actually passes and even if it did I don't think it'd bind the government (the home secretary in this case) to anything.

Trump should fly over to the UK for a day for publicity's sake.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 01:02

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Vox Nihili posted:

Trump should fly over to the UK for a day for publicity's sake.

Trump should fly over the UK to remind them he can land whenever he wants.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 01:39

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

-Troika- posted:

Lol you've clearly never read a D&D gun control thread.

Remember when D&D was full of pro-gun libertarians?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Edit: oh my god that WWE gif. I'm still waiting for the reveal that Trump's entire candidacy was a PR stunt for the next season of The Apprentice that got out of hand.

nah thanks has issued a correction as of 02:03 on Jan 19, 2016

# ? Jan 19, 2016 01:58

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

dat ted is breddy nasti :-DDD
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# ? Jan 19, 2016 02:02

The Real Paddy: Aug 21, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

I was hoping he'd be banned so he could be really unsubtle about how, "The UK? That country is a wreck, their Prime Minister...look, I don't want to talk about this, but he's got some serious problems! I mean, we all had fun when we were young, but if you read about what he's alleged to have done, which, in all fairness, he hasn't exactly denied, he may have some real psychological problems. All I'm saying is, do I feel bad about being banned from a country whose leader has a history with farm animals? I don't think so!"

# ? Jan 19, 2016 02:11

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

squidgee posted:

Remember when D&D was full of pro-gun libertarians?

I think a lot of people just, you know, grew up. And maybe quit smoking weed. But lol @ that

# ? Jan 19, 2016 04:22

Top Bunk Wanker: Jan 31, 2005; Top Trump Anger

CortezFantastic posted:

I think a lot of people just, you know, grew up. And maybe quit smoking weed. But lol @ that

If anything, they smoke even more weed now.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 04:31

Interlude: Jan 24, 2001; Guns are basically hand fedoras.

CortezFantastic posted:

I think a lot of people just, you know, grew up. And maybe quit smoking weed. But lol @ that

lol no, they quit posting and a bunch of millennial sjws moved in

# ? Jan 19, 2016 05:37

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzMKqysuCM8

^{spurs owned you dirk}

# ? Jan 19, 2016 06:02

bomb: Nov 3, 2005

at which point does fake supporter become real supporter

# ? Jan 19, 2016 07:51

Full Battle Rattle: Aug 29, 2009; As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

squidgee posted:

Remember when D&D was full of pro-gun libertarians?

The election toxx'es in '08 and '12 nearly annihilated SA's conservative readership, if memory serves

# ? Jan 19, 2016 07:57

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

bomb posted:

at which point does fake supporter become real supporter

I'll let you know.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 07:59

The Saurus: Dec 3, 2006; by Smythe

Interlude posted:

lol no, they quit posting and a bunch of millennial sjws moved in

# ? Jan 19, 2016 15:03

greatn: Nov 15, 2006; by Lowtax

Trunk is going to get the endorsement of the only person who matters, Donald Trump.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 15:53

USSAr: Sep 16, 2007; Your a Commie

i'm not sure why people think Trump would care about a country run by pedophiles (no hyperbole)

# ? Jan 19, 2016 16:42

Goatse James Bond: Mar 28, 2010; If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

USSAr posted:

i'm not sure why people think Trump would care about a country run by pedophiles (no hyperbole)

David Cameron has probably never hosed an underage human, dead or otherwise.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 16:44

USSAr: Sep 16, 2007; Your a Commie

GreyjoyBastard posted:

David Cameron has probably never hosed an underage human, dead or otherwise.

i like how you had to qualify that with "probably"

also the UK is run by just one guy dum dum

also it's the labor party

# ? Jan 19, 2016 16:56

Mainwaring: Jun 22, 2007; Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!

Jeremy Corbyn wants to invite Trump over to chat to his Mexican wife and take a tour of a local Mosque in north London. I'd love to see that.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 17:01

Wall Is Life: Sep 29, 2015; #NoBanNoWall

bomb posted:

at which point does fake supporter become real supporter

For me about a month of ironically quoting trumps positions and phrases led to real support. Not really sure how it happened

# ? Jan 19, 2016 17:02

greatn: Nov 15, 2006; by Lowtax

USSAr posted:

i like how you had to qualify that with "probably"

also the UK is run by just one guy dum dum

also it's the labor party

I like how he has to qualify it with "human"

# ? Jan 19, 2016 17:03

USSAr: Sep 16, 2007; Your a Commie

Mainwaring posted:

Jeremy Corbyn wants to invite Trump over to chat to his Mexican wife and take a tour of a local Mosque in north London. I'd love to see that.

Donny should go, think of all the child he can save from torment

# ? Jan 19, 2016 17:07

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Mainwaring posted:

Jeremy Corbyn wants to invite Trump over to chat to his Mexican wife and take a tour of a local Mosque in north London. I'd love to see that.

Corbyn just wants advice on how to get a sweet deal for Trident.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 17:46

The Saurus: Dec 3, 2006; by Smythe

I don't know how to feel about donald trump's tax plan. It gets rid of the estate tax and hugely cuts taxes for the rich, but it lets working individuals earn 25k before paying any tax at all and is projected to create 5 million full time jobs - And it's not like the 1% won't get all of that in the end anyway. Still a solid second to Bernie getting rid of the social security cap imo.

# ? Jan 19, 2016 22:28