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Went to law school with this guy. He's a pretty cool guy.
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Hahaha. I love the part where he's rattling of a laundry list of things that Moslems have apparently done to annoy him. "You can protest in the streets and call us cunts." I'm still laughing over this one, I wasn't expecting anything coherent from him, but it was so randomly out of left field. Who else remembers the great Islamic oval office-calling protest of 2015?
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Kintamarama posted:Who else remembers the great Islamic oval office-calling protest of 2015? I do, it really hurt my feelings like
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I see you're shooting for the title of "most annoying poster in the A/U/G/ thread." Keep up the good work! That's actually not a gimmick, that's just his personality.
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Picnic Princess posted:WHAT THE gently caress Well, it's not like I needed to sleep tonight. Oh wait, I did. gently caress.
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Stoatbringer posted:How's her stage magic coming along? She's gives talks on wellness and crystals, no Bollywood musicals though
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I see you're shooting for the title of "most annoying poster in the A/U/G/ thread." Keep up the good work! Yeah, I think his goal is to derail threads until they're unreadable. For whatever reason, he's very sandy about mockthreads in general. HOLY GOD
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cash crab posted:HOLY GOD  they do not recommend the wasabi & soy sauce pringles btw
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titties posted:
Because they already ate the entire stock of them?
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It looks like the evil baby meme all grown up.
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http://youtu.be/BcNco-mM700 Girl shows you how to make artificial menstrual blood in case you want to be uncomfortably damp? Show your filled menstrual cup to your friends  oh and she keeps some of her menstrual blood from A WEEK PRIOR for comparison (Please don't let this lead to some awful derail. No matter what the old blood just sitting around is definitely gross)
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CeramicPig posted:http://youtu.be/BcNco-mM700 It's somebody's fetish. Somewhere. Somehow.
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CeramicPig posted:http://youtu.be/BcNco-mM700 I skipped ahead and landed on the line, "If it's edible, you can probably put it in your vagina." Fun fact, because I am beginning to now understand Americans get lovely sex education: this is not true. Beyond that:  Auggh, why did you save the blood. WHY. WHY.
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Double post but: AUGGGGGH. GOD. Did some unsavoury wizard cast a spell on these women? They look ageless, in a bad way, like the way all human evils transcend every generation. I am so mad. I hate how good posts in this thread are like some Phyrric victory. Never show me their shelf heads again.
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^^^I thought the poster earlier was exaggerating about the fat foreheads, I was wrong.cash crab posted:I skipped ahead and landed on the line, "If it's edible, you can probably put it in your vagina." That's what I don't get, she says she was asked about this just a couple days prior but has been hanging onto her old blood for five days.
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cash crab posted:Double post but: AUGGGGGH. GOD. Did some unsavoury wizard cast a spell on these women? They look ageless, in a bad way, like the way all human evils transcend every generation. I am so mad. I hate how good posts in this thread are like some Phyrric victory. Never show me their shelf heads again. They're like the 3 witches that live in the Swamp in Witcher 3.
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titties posted:
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Normal sized skeleton I'm not so sure about this one.
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I found a man for those lovely ladies:
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Watrick posted:I found a man for those lovely ladies: I love how he's perfectly hairless, works well with his body. Just makes him look like a giant baby.
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twistedmentat posted:I love how he's perfectly hairless, works well with his body. Just makes him look like a giant baby. I wonder if that's some kind of hormonal thing, like man boobs. Fat is a pretty potent endocrine organ, having too much of it it plays havoc with all kinds of body functions from blood sugar regulation to androgen production
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Fatkraken posted:I wonder if that's some kind of hormonal thing, like man boobs. Fat is a pretty potent endocrine organ, having too much of it it plays havoc with all kinds of body functions from blood sugar regulation to androgen production Muscle leads to testosterone production and that leads to war. *drops mic fatly*
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:That chin though Which one?
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Fatkraken posted:I wonder if that's some kind of hormonal thing, like man boobs. Fat is a pretty potent endocrine organ, having too much of it it plays havoc with all kinds of body functions from blood sugar regulation to androgen production Counterpoint: I'm fat and hairy
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cash crab posted:I skipped ahead and landed on the line, "If it's edible, you can probably put it in your vagina." Reminds me of that story I read on SA a while back about that woman who "gave birth" to a whole cooked chicken.
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Paladinus posted:Which one? The spare
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No one is judging a picture of a thin girl eating pizza in her underwear about their brainpower or inner beauty, it's about looks. The majority of people simply don't want to see an obese person half naked eating pizza. It isn't a pretty sight. I'm fat and I don't want to see myself eating pizza half naked and know most people don't either. If I posted a picture I wouldn't be surprised about all of the negative comments about it because I know I'm gross comparitivly.
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Circuitjerky posted:No one is judging a picture of a thin girl eating pizza in her underwear about their brainpower or inner beauty, it's about looks. The majority of people simply don't want to see an obese person half naked eating pizza. It isn't a pretty sight. I'm fat and I don't want to see myself eating pizza half naked and know most people don't either. If I posted a picture I wouldn't be surprised about all of the negative comments about it because I know I'm gross comparitivly. You never know until you try.
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beato posted:Reminds me of that story I read on SA a while back about that woman who "gave birth" to a whole cooked chicken. Oh yeah that story: 
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twistedmentat posted:I love how he's perfectly hairless, works well with his body. Just makes him look like a giant baby. Yeah, he definitely has a very fresh, gleaming quality to him, like a perfectly glazed donut. I wonder what his secret is. Circuitjerky posted:No one is judging a picture of a thin girl eating pizza in her underwear about their brainpower or inner beauty, it's about looks. The majority of people simply don't want to see an obese person half naked eating pizza. It isn't a pretty sight. I'm fat and I don't want to see myself eating pizza half naked and know most people don't either. If I posted a picture I wouldn't be surprised about all of the negative comments about it because I know I'm gross comparitivly. I honestly feel like I wouldn't think it was cute to see a thinner girl sitting in her underwear eating a pizza, either. Regardless of how cute she was, I'd just assume she'd be the sort of person who doesn't wash her rear end enough. Besides, out of all the things you could be upset about in regards to how fat people are treated, she's going to get pouty over the fact that she feels uncomfortable not being arsed to put on some pants and eat at the table like a regular person? Why would you need to telegraph to the internet that you're eating pizza without half your clothes? Maybe don't so enthusiastically embrace the Panopticon and just eat by yourself without worrying about how people theoretically would assess you if they knew what you were doing.
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amityville anus posted:Oh yeah that story: That was totally stdh, but it was still a good story.
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reminded of the classic muslamic rayguns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYd9qbRz2fc are cuntry 
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Forti posted:reminded of the classic muslamic rayguns. You can't post it without the remix. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU
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Circuitjerky posted:No one is judging a picture of a thin girl eating pizza in her underwear about their brainpower or inner beauty, it's about looks. The majority of people simply don't want to see an obese person half naked eating pizza. It isn't a pretty sight. I'm fat and I don't want to see myself eating pizza half naked and know most people don't either. If I posted a picture I wouldn't be surprised about all of the negative comments about it because I know I'm gross comparitivly. But don't you see? You're entitled to change other people's opinions, and overwrite half a billion years of evolutionary selection because of how they make you feel.
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https://youtu.be/NEcZmT0fiNM Ad for a period starter kit.
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cash crab posted:I honestly feel like I wouldn't think it was cute to see a thinner girl sitting in her underwear eating a pizza, either. Regardless of how cute she was, I'd just assume she'd be the sort of person who doesn't wash her rear end enough. Wait, what? I really want to hear the logic behind this.
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BurntCornMuffin posted:https://youtu.be/NEcZmT0fiNM Good ad. I'm excited to have my first period, too.
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