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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
OP you lost me with the well analogy..............

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Spanish Manlove posted:

I don't think you guys should post about his wife because so far no one's managed to not be creepy about it but that's like just my opinion, dude.
yeah that poo poo was super loving creepy

i feel kinda bad for his future wife because it's fairly evident from the pictures that she's more than competent at what she does and makes interesting and good quality marketable food and is holding up her side of the labor division like a boss and is probably expecting her future husband to hold up his side of it with the same level of competence and from the first page when he had to text her to confirm what the ingredients on the skewer were it was evident that funding wasnt the only gap

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
If it'l make everyone feel a little better I'm going to go back and hand out probations for all the posters who said rude things about his fianceee

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Unless g-splice has already done that since he's the responsible one around here.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Dr. Tommy John posted:

I know the goon in a well story quite well

what goon got stuck in a well? should we start a gofundme to get them out?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

a starwar betamax posted:

If it'l make everyone feel a little better I'm going to go back and hand out probations for all the posters who said rude things about his fianceee

It's probably going to take too long. But I do think it's funny that calling the guy's wife a tranny was worth six hours while begging for sex was three days.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

satanic splash-back posted:

How much does a PR specialist cost to hire? Because you're going to need one.

It's gonna cost him a significant chunk of the funds he's raised to open his restaurant, that's for sure

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



im opening a restaurant where i serve jamaican patties but with pizza filling i've ben thinking about it for a week who in/

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

social vegan posted:

im opening a restaurant where i serve jamaican patties but with pizza filling i've ben thinking about it for a week who in/

im in ive been managing restaurants since before i could legally drink and all my sanity had already eroded away leaving only a tiny black core of hatred that i use to flay the souls of lesser men until they are twisted around my arm

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Who is Tito Ron, is that the yugoslavian dude?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Dr. Tommy John posted:

That's all I'll say, thank you to those of you who were cool, whichever side you were on.

u have 2 learn to give props 2 ur fans.

i + several others who stod up for u recieved no "hello" or "thank u for believing / donating"

this is my biggest concern for u and ur business.....the way u treat ur allies.....smh

i wish i could take back the money i gave ur crummy business :(

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

social vegan posted:

im opening a restaurant where i serve jamaican patties but with pizza filling i've ben thinking about it for a week who in/

Have you ever had jerk chicken on pizza? It's really good!

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"
Yeah, I was being too defensive to be courteous.

Thank you to anyone who backed us. I can't tell which of you are who, but it does mean a lot to us and we'll do our best not to fail spectacularly.

Spanish Manlove posted:

I gave you ten american dollars. Enjoy the freedom bucks.

Fojar38 posted:

canceling christmas and pulling from my kids college fund to support you op



dev286 posted:

Hell I gave Lowtax at least 10 bux, I gave you 10 bux too.

And then neophyte whoflungpoo, noyemi K et al who tried to make a valid point, thank you all too

Dr. Tommy John fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Jan 20, 2016

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Enfield posted:

im in ive been managing restaurants since before i could legally drink and all my sanity had already eroded away leaving only a tiny black core of hatred that i use to flay the souls of lesser men until they are twisted around my arm

Hell yeah can I be your assistant manager? My special skills are yelling and also slamming stuff when I am angry. I also sometimes say creative yet mean insults, but only when angry!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Yeah, I was being too defensive to be courteous.

Thank you to anyone who backed us. I can't tell which of you are who, but it does mean a lot to us and we'll do our best not to fail spectacularly.

Somebody paid you money for nothing and you can't even bother to address them by name.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Yeah, I was being too defensive to be courteous.

Thank you to anyone who backed us. I can't tell which of you are who, but it does mean a lot to us and we'll do our best not to fail spectacularly.

:fuckoff:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Spanish Manlove posted:

Have you ever jerked on pizza? It's really good!

ya

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Ew gross.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Enfield posted:

im in ive been managing restaurants since before i could legally drink and all my sanity had already eroded away leaving only a tiny black core of hatred that i use to flay the souls of lesser men until they are twisted around my arm

cool i have never worked in a restaurant but i've got a can-do attitude and think i'm a lil wacky and bohemian so i know the kids will dig my new take on an old classic

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




only if u finish last

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Dr. Tommy John posted:

I can't tell which of you are who

im sorry...what? wow :(

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Yeah, I was being too defensive to be courteous.

Thank you to anyone who backed us. I can't tell which of you are who, but it does mean a lot to us and we'll do our best not to fail spectacularly.

i see you're active in the toronto thread but i didnt look thru all the posts, have you invited toronto goons over for free samples yet? if not u definitely should, because they seem supportive of u and the best way to not look like a bum when asking for money is to give something of value first, and to a well targeted audience so you're shooting fish in a barrel instead of casting a wide net over the plastic trashflats of manila bay.

also im not actually this much of a oval office i just thought it would be fun to combine shitposting with roleplaying a Shark Tank investor. which turned out to be very cuntish. but you're an excellent writer and kinda look like tony romo and thats cute. anyway good luck and do whatever it takes to make ur fiancee happy and proud to be a part of yalls (hopefully) long venture :j:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

social vegan posted:

im opening a restaurant where i serve jamaican patties but with pizza filling i've ben thinking about it for a week who in/

Donated 20 bucks... goon luck!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

whoflungpoop posted:

i see you're active in the toronto thread but i didnt look thru all the posts, have you invited toronto goons over for free samples yet? if not u definitely should, because they seem supportive of u and the best way to not look like a bum when asking for money is to give something of value first, and to a well targeted audience so you're shooting fish in a barrel instead of casting a wide net over the plastic trashflats of manila bay.

also im not actually this much of a oval office i just thought it would be fun to combine shitposting with roleplaying a Shark Tank investor. which turned out to be very cuntish. but you're an excellent writer and kinda look like tony romo and thats cute. anyway good luck and do whatever it takes to make ur fiancee happy and proud to be a part of yalls (hopefully) long venture :j:

Did you have a micro stroke?

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"
Sorry about posting the thank you before I went through the thread to edit in the names.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
OK [MOD CHALLENGE TIME]........................

OP, as a way of saying "thank you" to the goons who actually donated money to you for some reason, and for the pages of actually good advice that you were given, free of charge... you have 24 HOURS to do one of these one things:

1: Post a video of you preparing a philipeno food while reading a script transcribed for you in Tagalong. (must be at least 3 minutes long) Also we need close ups of your mouth while you taste the food afterwards.

And if you don;t do it within 24 hours I guess your banned or something. who knows!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Also if someone ha something better please suggest it and we can change it to that. It's a real rough shod operation we're running these days....

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

lol

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
lol also saw ur video again man, p funny that u just dont let ur filipina gal open up the dialuge (u actually talk more than she does in the video.....)

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Donated in hopes that you one day offer 'Mandarin Thursday' where I can have all-you-can-eat doubles rolls

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

do what he says, betamax is crazy he made youtube videos challenging a gbs mod to a fight and then usurped his power. it's some serious street level poo poo

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

a starwar betamax posted:

OK [MOD CHALLENGE TIME]........................

OP, as a way of saying "thank you" to the goons who actually donated money to you for some reason, and for the pages of actually good advice that you were given, free of charge... you have 24 HOURS to do one of these one things:

1: Post a video of you preparing a philipeno food while reading a script transcribed for you in Tagalong. (must be at least 3 minutes long) Also we need close ups of your mouth while you taste the food afterwards.

And if you don;t do it within 24 hours I guess your banned or something. who knows!

Hell yeah

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"
Accepted, might need like 36 hours though since I do still have that full time job.and the script can't be offensive. Otherwise I am game.

But I would like to show my gratitude for at least a lot of this thread. I've listened more than it seems.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
heck yes,

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Accepted, might need like 36 hours though since I do still have that full time job.and the script can't be offensive. Otherwise I am game.

But I would like to show my gratitude for at least a lot of this thread. I've listened more than it seems.

Why can't the script be offensive?

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"
Because Id rather be banned from a comedy forum than record a racist sexist or otherwise disgusting video of myself to post online?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Because Id rather be banned from a comedy forum than record a racist sexist or otherwise disgusting video of myself to post online?

Why?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Because Id rather be banned from a comedy forum than record a racist sexist or otherwise disgusting video of myself to post online?

hey now, this comedy forum is financing your restaurant. show some god damned respect

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Accepted, might need like 36 hours though since I do still have that full time job.and the script can't be offensive. Otherwise I am game.

But I would like to show my gratitude for at least a lot of this thread. I've listened more than it seems.

yeah the script can be whatever you want you are the master of your destiny.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

lol doobie gets a bunch of money and now everyone is going to kickstart their crazy restaurant in gbs (as long as it doesn't require them to do anything they are uncomfortable with)

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