[MOD CHALLENGE: pg 15] Please give me money to make "Filipeno food"

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GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

hes in trouble now because they're gonna do a goon meet at his shop and prop up his sales for a day and then never come back

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:27

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

hey franco come back to the thread and suck my balls

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:27

Noyemi K: Dec 9, 2012; youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

FuhrerHat posted:

hes in trouble now because they're gonna do a goon meet at his shop and prop up his sales for a day and then never come back

franco and op are two tragically stupid peas in a comically stupid, developmentally disabled pod

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:29

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

- perceived himself more capable and intelligent than he was. way more than his actions and attitude demonstrated to others

- tried to roll with the punches, didnt last long before becoming increasingly petulant and snide, a very unattractive quality in anyone and especially in men

- refused to own his own decisions and blamed his failure on internet strangers being creepy to his family, whined enough that even people who liked him called him out on being a dumbass, tried to close his thread because GBS was mean to him and yet kept coming back for more

but enough about u

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:29

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

also ban the op his wife smells bad.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:29

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

whoflungpoop posted:

- perceived himself more capable and intelligent than he was. way more than his actions and attitude demonstrated to others

- tried to roll with the punches, didnt last long before becoming increasingly petulant and snide, a very unattractive quality in anyone and especially in men

- refused to own his own decisions and blamed his failure on internet strangers being creepy to his family, whined enough that even people who liked him called him out on being a dumbass, tried to close his thread because GBS was mean to him and yet kept coming back for more

but enough about u

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:32

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

whoflungpoop posted:

- perceived himself more capable and intelligent than he was. way more than his actions and attitude demonstrated to others

- tried to roll with the punches, didnt last long before becoming increasingly petulant and snide, a very unattractive quality in anyone and especially in men

- refused to own his own decisions and blamed his failure on internet strangers being creepy to his family, whined enough that even people who liked him called him out on being a dumbass, tried to close his thread because GBS was mean to him and yet kept coming back for more

but enough about u

lmao

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:33

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

whoflungpoop posted:

- perceived himself more capable and intelligent than he was. way more than his actions and attitude demonstrated to others

- tried to roll with the punches, didnt last long before becoming increasingly petulant and snide, a very unattractive quality in anyone and especially in men

- refused to own his own decisions and blamed his failure on internet strangers being creepy to his family, whined enough that even people who liked him called him out on being a dumbass, tried to close his thread because GBS was mean to him and yet kept coming back for more

but enough about u

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:36

Pivotal Lever: Sep 9, 2003

whoflungpoop posted:

- perceived himself more capable and intelligent than he was. way more than his actions and attitude demonstrated to others

- tried to roll with the punches, didnt last long before becoming increasingly petulant and snide, a very unattractive quality in anyone and especially in men

- refused to own his own decisions and blamed his failure on internet strangers being creepy to his family, whined enough that even people who liked him called him out on being a dumbass, tried to close his thread because GBS was mean to him and yet kept coming back for more

but enough about u

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:39

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

whoflungpoop posted:

- perceived himself more capable and intelligent than he was. way more than his actions and attitude demonstrated to others

- tried to roll with the punches, didnt last long before becoming increasingly petulant and snide, a very unattractive quality in anyone and especially in men

- refused to own his own decisions and blamed his failure on internet strangers being creepy to his family, whined enough that even people who liked him called him out on being a dumbass, tried to close his thread because GBS was mean to him and yet kept coming back for more

but enough about u

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:40

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Well this ended like we all knew it would.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:41

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

china bot posted:

it cannot be stressed enough that you should never post a picture of a woman or appear hopeful in

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:42

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

Spanish Manlove may I see a pic of your grown legal daughter. I never saw it and would appreciate a repost of it. Kkthx

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:43

Testikles: Feb 22, 2009

I don't need a kickstarter to fund me!
I don't need no goons to help me!
I have read the writing on the wall,
And I don't think it's very funny at all!
No! No!
I don't need GBS at all!
All in all you were all something awful.
All in all you were all something awful.

Good-bye cruel forum
I'm leaving you today
Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye.
Good-bye all you assholes
You haven't hurt my feelings,
I have a business to run,
Good-bye, good-bye...
good-bye.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:45

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Welp so instead of this thread ending with a light hearted video of the OP eating an eggrroll.....it ends with his fiancee crying herself to sleep and their relationship destroyed.

Another successful.. goon........project ...................................

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:45

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

i respectfully request that the op be banned.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:47

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

I'm sorry everyone I truly am

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:48

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

a starwar betamax posted:

Welp so instead of this thread ending with a light hearted video of the OP eating an eggrroll.....it ends with his fiancee crying herself to sleep and their relationship destroyed.

Another successful.. goon........project ...................................

rename gbs "crushing void of misery" plz

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:48

Testikles: Feb 22, 2009

a starwar betamax posted:

Welp so instead of this thread ending with a light hearted video of the OP eating an eggrroll.....it ends with his fiancee crying herself to sleep and their relationship destroyed.

Another successful.. goon........project ...................................

We gave him a reason to be successful now. Now he's got that hunger to survive. He needs to prove us wrong and show the world that his fusion restaurant will triumph despite the haters.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:48

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

first pacquiao loses... now this...

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:49

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

FuhrerHat posted:

first pacquiao loses... now this...

i would donate to a kickstarter to see money mayweather beat the poo poo out of op

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:49

Testikles: Feb 22, 2009

Don't blame yourself Starwars Betamax.

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Bamford Brownstone: Jul 21, 2010

Thread failed to deliver just like his restaurant. Because it doesn't exist. The restaurant doesn't exist I mean. Not the thread, which does exist.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:50

www: Aug 4, 2010

a starwar betamax posted:

Welp so instead of this thread ending with a light hearted video of the OP eating an eggrroll.....it ends with his fiancee crying herself to sleep and their relationship destroyed.

Another successful.. goon........project ...................................

yea you really hosed up this time, good job mods

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:51

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

a starwar betamax posted:

I'm sorry everyone I truly am

If only you had probated people for a day instead of 6 hours, his fiance would have recognized how seriously sexual jokes are taken around here.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:51

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

whoflungpoop posted:

- perceived himself more capable and intelligent than he was. way more than his actions and attitude demonstrated to others

- tried to roll with the punches, didnt last long before becoming increasingly petulant and snide, a very unattractive quality in anyone and especially in men

- refused to own his own decisions and blamed his failure on internet strangers being creepy to his family, whined enough that even people who liked him called him out on being a dumbass, tried to close his thread because GBS was mean to him and yet kept coming back for more

but enough about u

oh my lord

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:53

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

I am the OP, checking back on this thread after he swore to not check it again.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:54

Lascivious Sloth: Apr 26, 2008; by sebmojo

whoflungpoop posted:

- perceived himself more capable and intelligent than he was. way more than his actions and attitude demonstrated to others

- tried to roll with the punches, didnt last long before becoming increasingly petulant and snide, a very unattractive quality in anyone and especially in men

- refused to own his own decisions and blamed his failure on internet strangers being creepy to his family, whined enough that even people who liked him called him out on being a dumbass, tried to close his thread because GBS was mean to him and yet kept coming back for more

but enough about u

noice

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:56

T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

SHISHKABOB posted:

Holy fuckin poo poo.

God drat this hamster has clearly had enough of your poo poo

# ? Jan 21, 2016 21:59

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

whoflungpoop posted:

- perceived himself more capable and intelligent than he was. way more than his actions and attitude demonstrated to others

- tried to roll with the punches, didnt last long before becoming increasingly petulant and snide, a very unattractive quality in anyone and especially in men

- refused to own his own decisions and blamed his failure on internet strangers being creepy to his family, whined enough that even people who liked him called him out on being a dumbass, tried to close his thread because GBS was mean to him and yet kept coming back for more

but enough about u

lol

# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:00

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

whoflungpoop posted:

- perceived himself more capable and intelligent than he was. way more than his actions and attitude demonstrated to others

- tried to roll with the punches, didnt last long before becoming increasingly petulant and snide, a very unattractive quality in anyone and especially in men

- refused to own his own decisions and blamed his failure on internet strangers being creepy to his family, whined enough that even people who liked him called him out on being a dumbass, tried to close his thread because GBS was mean to him and yet kept coming back for more

but enough about u

It's beautiful.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:01

Libelous Slander: May 1, 2009; ... you're just creepy ...

This thread is more of a hellthread than the real hellthread.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:03

Bacon Terrorist: May 7, 2010; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

whoflungpoop posted:

- perceived himself more capable and intelligent than he was. way more than his actions and attitude demonstrated to others

- tried to roll with the punches, didnt last long before becoming increasingly petulant and snide, a very unattractive quality in anyone and especially in men

- refused to own his own decisions and blamed his failure on internet strangers being creepy to his family, whined enough that even people who liked him called him out on being a dumbass, tried to close his thread because GBS was mean to him and yet kept coming back for more

but enough about u

# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:03

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

whoflungpoop posted:

- perceived himself more capable and intelligent than he was. way more than his actions and attitude demonstrated to others

- tried to roll with the punches, didnt last long before becoming increasingly petulant and snide, a very unattractive quality in anyone and especially in men

- refused to own his own decisions and blamed his failure on internet strangers being creepy to his family, whined enough that even people who liked him called him out on being a dumbass, tried to close his thread because GBS was mean to him and yet kept coming back for more

but enough about u

# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:06

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

a starwar betamax posted:

Welp so instead of this thread ending with a light hearted video of the OP eating an eggrroll.....it ends with his fiancee crying herself to sleep and their relationship destroyed.

Another successful.. goon........project ...................................

hell yeah

# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:06

Digital Fingers: Sep 2, 2012

a starwar betamax posted:

I'm sorry everyone I truly am

you did good

# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:06

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Why did op show his financ� this thread lmao

# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:11

Noyemi K: Dec 9, 2012; youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Jukeboxblues posted:

Why did op show his financ� this thread lmao

like everything else in life- because he wanted to absolve himself of responsibility for his mistakes

# ? Jan 21, 2016 22:12

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

hi im tito and im ron are u like me are u a white man who likes adventure ya
i bet u r do u like ur hot dogs inside a tortilla same
come on down to tito ron's wrap ur dog and have a good time
peace int he middle east, enough killing in the philipenes

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Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

went back and read this whole thread and i dont think anyone comes out looking very good here

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