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Astrofig posted:Man I hope at least one of of sex toys has explodable batteries in it to burn the whole gently caress out of their hands. The first. The second is uncomfortably close to poisoning. (PLEASE DO NOT TURN THAT INTO THE NEXT GIANT SIDETRACK. THANK YOU.)
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bango skank posted:So what I'm getting is that this is a deeply disturbed subculture full of people who're inherently incompatible with a modern socially liberal society. They're not going anywhere and nothing anyone can do or say can change their minds, seems to me it'd be better to just rip the bandaid off and deal with the problem now instead of just letting it fester and hope it'll go away on it's own.
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Jan 24, 2016 23:42
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Astrofig posted:Man I hope at least one of of sex toys has explodable batteries in it to burn the whole gently caress out of their hands. Nah, send em something that, if burned, creates an ungodly odor and/or toxic type gas.
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Jan 24, 2016 23:44
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Hermetic posted:The first. The second is uncomfortably close to poisoning. True that. All right, next shipment contains 36 pacifiers, a beginners' guide to 'adventurous' gay sex, a copy of Instinct and a bag of wild bird food.
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Jan 24, 2016 23:51
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Anchor Wanker posted:Nah, send em something that, if burned, creates an ungodly odor and/or toxic type gas. You mean like the rubber and plastic they're already apparently burning?
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Jan 25, 2016 00:03
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Evil Fluffy posted:You mean like the rubber and plastic they're already apparently burning? More like burnt popcorn, or human hair if you could find some way to trick them into tossing something like that into a fire.Something that will reek so bad that it will turn the site into a living hell. Or, maybe fill a dildo with some sort of compressed capsaicin gas capsule?
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Jan 25, 2016 00:10
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Anchor Wanker posted:Nah, send em something that, if burned, creates an ungodly odor and/or toxic type gas. A crate full of 14" black dildos cast out of nitroglycerine and ball-bearings. Problem solved.
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Jan 25, 2016 00:11
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Astrofig posted:Man I hope at least one of of sex toys has explodable batteries in it to burn the whole gently caress out of their hands. Don't touch the poop. Jesus.
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Jan 25, 2016 00:11
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Astrofig posted:Also, casual poll: would the reaction be funnier if I sent them a copy of Instinct (gay sex mag) why send one when you can send a subscription?
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Jan 25, 2016 00:14
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Astrofig posted:
Don't do either of these. Especially don't do the second idea. You can still get in trouble for poisoning someone even if they are doing something illegal themselves. And yes, sending someone a bottle of ipecac with a note intending to trick them into drinking it will get you in trouble. Don't gently caress around with that. Laugh at the poop, look at the poop, smell the poop, talk about the poop, but DON'T TOUCH THE loving POOP.
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Jan 25, 2016 00:31
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oohhboy posted:I hope someone lets off some fire crackers so they can fight the darkness. Put a police siren/lights on a drone and fly it in circles around the refuge a mile out. They'll either be dead of stroke or out of ammo in 10 min. flat.
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Jan 25, 2016 00:42
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What happened with the elder Bundy? Is the government going to collect on that million dollars he owes? He's basically undefended right now (unless he still has that entourage), it would be a great time for a surgical strike arresting the head of the beast, which could maybe rile up the Oregon buffoons into doing something dumb. Or I guess they could add the bill from this standoff to his tab.
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Jan 25, 2016 00:46
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Anosmoman posted:Put a police siren/lights on a drone and fly it in circles around the refuge a mile out. They'll either be dead of stroke or out of ammo in 10 min. flat. this sounds fun as hell Any uav enthusiasts in the area who dont mind losing a cheap drone to a hail of bullets?
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Jan 25, 2016 01:05
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There is a 1000% chance doing that will get you arrested. For gently caress's sake stop planning ways to touch the poop.
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Jan 25, 2016 01:11
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Who What Now posted:There is a 1000% chance doing that will get you arrested. For gently caress's sake stop planning ways to touch the poop. Hey I'm all for somebody getting arrested at this point. It would give some indication that the feds are actually paying attention. Besides, the whole internet is touching the poop. They're mailing foods that cause poop to flow, and mailing dildos to impede its progress.
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Who What Now posted:There is a 1000% chance doing that will get you arrested. For gently caress's sake stop planning ways to touch the poop. Why do you want to keep people from experiencing history first hand, grinch
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Jan 25, 2016 01:23
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Who What Now posted:There is a 1000% chance doing that will get you arrested. For gently caress's sake stop planning ways to touch the poop. I am on board with Sedanchair, which is itself horrifying.
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Jan 25, 2016 01:25
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Who What Now posted:There is a 1000% chance doing that will get you arrested. For gently caress's sake stop planning ways to touch the poop. lol if the police try anything i will defend mah rights as a citizen and apparently they wont do jack poo poo
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Jan 25, 2016 01:26
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They need snacks, send them those sugar free gummy bears.
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Jan 25, 2016 02:21
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Goodpancakes posted:They need snacks, send them those sugar free gummy bears. What a brilliant and extremely original idea that nobody in this thread or elsewhere on the internet has suggested yet
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Jan 25, 2016 02:28
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Touch the poop and smear it everywhere. If there was ever an appropriate time for poop - touching it would be this poo poo show. Honestly, the fact that so many dildos were sent makes me feel a little less alone in the world. Other people are mad enough at these dirt bags to send them dildos. It's great.
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Jan 25, 2016 02:30
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Goodpancakes posted:They need snacks, send them those sugar free gummy bears. i think someone already followed through with this, haha
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Jan 25, 2016 02:47
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I wanna touch the poop rn
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Who What Now posted:There is a 1000% chance doing that will get you arrested. For gently caress's sake stop planning ways to touch the poop. If I got arrested for flying a drone over a seditious armed occupation, while the occupants of said occupation remain free, I'd be kinda salty.
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Jan 25, 2016 02:51
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Anchor Wanker posted:If I got arrested for flying a drone over a seditious armed occupation, while the occupants of said occupation remain free, I'd be kinda salty. Just make sure your drone is registered. And when the FBI comes over and tells your to knock it off, do what they say.
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Jan 25, 2016 02:58
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I'm all for the drone. Just one of those cheapo ones with a camera and fly it over. Course it would have to be preceded by "informant" letters accusing the feds of launching small drones to record them
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Jan 25, 2016 02:59
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As a Millennial I posted:What a brilliant and extremely original idea that nobody in this thread or elsewhere on the internet has suggested yet Right?! And why don't they just cut the power, too? I can't believe no one has thought to do or suggest this yet.
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So do we have any hard evidence that shows that the reason the FBI hasn't made a move is because they are worried about public perception and/or getting their funding cut, or are we just guessing that to be the reason?
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enraged_camel posted:So do we have any hard evidence that shows that the reason the FBI hasn't made a move is because they are worried about public perception and/or getting their funding cut, or are we just guessing that to be the reason? There doesn't seem to be any evidence of their motives or intentions, in any direction.
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Who What Now posted:Right?! And why don't they just cut the power, too? I can't believe no one has thought to do or suggest this yet. You know what this situation reminds me of? Occupy Wall Street. Also, Ferguson
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Who What Now posted:Right?! And why don't they just cut the power, too? I can't believe no one has thought to do or suggest this yet. Would cutting the power literally be considered sexual assault against Ruby Ridge?
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Jan 25, 2016 03:15
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Anchor Wanker posted:If I got arrested for flying a drone over a seditious armed occupation, while the occupants of said occupation remain free, I'd be kinda salty. I'll start a Gofundme.
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Jan 25, 2016 03:15
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I'm mailing them a golden apple that says "FOR THE FREEST"
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Jan 25, 2016 03:23
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Why use police lights when you can just paint the sumbitch black? Paint the drone flat black, and write FEMA on it in Comic Sans. Also of course register it properly.
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Boner Zone posted:Is this guy for real What, you dont remember the OWS-spawned terrorists? Just doing a minor fact check on Jarmak's 'OWS murderers' bullshit there wee plenty of sites backing up him and painframes delusions. Pajamas media, MMO-gamer, Alex Jones. It's out there if you just open your eyes.
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Talmonis posted:Why use police lights when you can just paint the sumbitch black? Paint the drone flat black, and write
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As a Millennial I posted:You know what this situation reminds me of? Occupy Wall Street. Also, Ferguson And did you know the only reason nothing has happened to the militia is because they are white? Makes me so mad,smdh.
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Prester John posted:
Cutting power/internet immediately would have been a great move. It would have contained the crazy. Yes, there are surrounding ranches, but that's why you get them generators and let them know you'll help with anything they need and that you'll even put them up in hotels or whatever on uncle sam's dime. You blockade the major roads to it, hopefully with the cooperation of the county sheriffs so their names are on the vehicles. Yes it creates a picture, but it also makes people know very quick that this is serious. Some might get emboldened but it makes it less convenient and harder for people to join as opposed to a militia day camp. From that point on you start changing what options are available. I've been reading a LOT about cults of late for research for a fictional book and the prevailing theme is that reality doesn't matter so catering to them is pretty much a losing scenario anyways, all you can really do in the immediate is try and control physical relationships (which is why cult leaders desperately create strict rules on who people talk to, when their curfew is, etc). Remember, people here keep talking about Waco provoking the OKC bombings but forget that Waco didn't end with the feds killing everyone but with good ol' Vernon deciding he'd take the ship down with the captain and lighting a fire. But the reality of the situation was warped by the militias because that's what they do. Obviously try to limit lives lost, but starting with the assumption that there is a way where no lives are lost is foolish, especially when you do nothing to limit their access to connecting to the other crazies.
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Never know whether it's refreshing or disgusting that anytime an issue of murdered black folks or armed white rednecks are around, we get the same gaggle of chucklefucks in support.
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