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Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

Mithranderp posted:

<s>Typical leftie, trying to force people to feel sympathy for others.

</s>

Thanks for the sarcasm tags :)

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asio
Nov 29, 2008

"Also Sprach Arnold Jacobs: A Developmental Guide for Brass Wind Musicians" refers to the mullet as an important tool for professional cornet playing and box smashing black and blood

hooman posted:

Universities were made into businesses and in order to stay afloat they have to stuff as many bums in seats as possible since they get paid on a per student basis.

It's an inevitable outcome of the policies of the Howard years that they're admitting any idiot now.

Easy comrade, this is a good thing. Western Sydney Uni should be enrolling as many local students as possible, for all the good education gives. It is also ideologically correct that the government provide financially, in fact, the government should be paying all of the cost.

It's an outcome of your rottern arse that "they're admitting any idiot now". Who do you think you are with that last bit?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dFdKjhgt3k

Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Your tax dollars at work :lol:



Is the battery life a hidden clue?

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

BlitzkriegOfColour posted:

It's time for Uncle Blitzkrieg's Storytime

Last time I was seriously unemployed (like, not between-contract unemployed but out and out up poo poo's creek, no prospects unemployed) I paid somebody in the Philippines to apply for jobs for me. I checked out her written and spoken English over Skype, I paid her double Filipino min. wage for four hours a day (which works out to be about 8$ per diem), she sent me a spreadsheet of what I was in the draw for, and I got to look like a rich guy whom people should hire, because all my potential employer correspondence went thought my Personal Assistant.

Within 2 weeks, I had a job, - but best of all, I had a story about the time I outsourced my unemployment.

I am seriously considering trying this... except I don't think I can convince people that either I'm a filipino woman or that I'm old and important enough to have a secretary.

I don't want to be the west coast's answer to Anidav anymore. :negative:

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

asio posted:

Easy comrade, this is a good thing. Western Sydney Uni should be enrolling as many local students as possible, for all the good education gives. It is also ideologically correct that the government provide financially, in fact, the government should be paying all of the cost.

It's an outcome of your rottern arse that "they're admitting any idiot now". Who do you think you are with that last bit?

Besides, ATAR requirements are in proportion to a course's popularity. There is a reason why Science, Mathematics, and Chinese Herbal Medicine degrees have lower requirements than Medicine and Law. The statistics actually show that universities are artificially puffing up their admission requirements for prestige and to lure in students (higher requirements = 'better' course).

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Look man, Anidav is more a concept than a person, Underemployment and Unemployment strangles us all.

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

Tokamak posted:

Besides, ATAR requirements are in proportion to a course's popularity. There is a reason why Science, Mathematics, and Chinese Herbal Medicine degrees have lower requirements than Medicine and Law. The statistics actually show that universities are artificially puffing up their admission requirements for prestige and to lure in students (higher requirements = 'better' course).

My uni was called 'supertafe' for this reason - low ATAR = bad course, right folks?!

Anidav posted:

Look man, Anidav is more a concept than a person, Underemployment and Unemployment strangles us all.

And the shackles of capitalism weigh us all down.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Janurary seems to be the worst time to be unemployed. Too late to be a christmas casual and too early to catch the up-breeze of a year speeding up. March has always been my good month, I always seem to get a job in March.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Graic Gabtar posted:

Is the battery life a hidden clue?

It just think it's wonderful that as soon as a video of a ruby player doing something obscene with a dog surfaces someone at the ABC made a decision that the story needed to be pushed out to all the app users.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

asio posted:

Easy comrade, this is a good thing. Western Sydney Uni should be enrolling as many local students as possible, for all the good education gives. It is also ideologically correct that the government provide financially, in fact, the government should be paying all of the cost.

It's an outcome of your rottern arse that "they're admitting any idiot now". Who do you think you are with that last bit?

Idiot referring not to intellectual capacity but to "any idiot" as in literally anyone. I agree that tertiatry entrance should be encouraged, and more power to people with low ATARs (for whatever reason) if they can pass units. You are right, admitting more students with less elitism is good, I just don't like seeing universities turned into businesses.

EDIT: Also gently caress Hecs debts.

hooman fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Jan 27, 2016

BlitzkriegOfColour
Aug 22, 2010

I disagree. Jesus knew that every body has a place, and maybe not every body's place is in a university. That's why we have TAFE, after all.

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

Frogmanv2 posted:

Having issues with this, can you walk me through what you did, maybe in a PM or something please.

All I did was look for keywords or re-occurring words in the job ad an put them in my resume (which was slightly different for every job I applied for). You don't really need to make a word cloud, just note their frequency and placement.

To be honest, I think the best way of getting around the online application blackhole is to contact the hiring manager directly somehow. Often the job ad will say something like "for any inquiries regarding the position contact [x]" and it's usually a good idea to talk to this person to get noticed. That said, directly sending your application to them will yield results that vary from an interview to instant rejection for not doing things the proper way.

Another thing, jobs that appear on industry specific job boards or on small relatively obscure websites are much easier to get because you're not competing against hundreds of people. Sometimes you can find some of these ads by typing the domain name (eg: taleo.net) of some of the more frequently encountered recruitment software in an advanced search on Google with "[x] jobs in [y city]. Often the search results will be job ads that haven't appeared on places like Indeed or Seek so you have less competition.


Zenithe posted:

So they resumes and cover letters are scanned electronically for certain phrases and denied if they don't have matches?

It's definitely been a factor in my experience.


Mr Chips posted:

Does putting all the keywords in as invisible text help with this? That way you can still have something human friendly, while passing the automated filters.

If you pass through the filter your resume gets converted into plain text and someone reads it, so doing this would gently caress you up at this stage.


Laserface posted:

Dont forget the job listings posted by recruiters that either A) capture data of people looking for work or B) positions that dont actually exist to harvest references and/or offer you less good, shittier positions.

I basically only apply for roles advertised with the employer directly, or where the role is advertised by a recruiter that actually has detailed information about the company they represent in the ad.

This is an important point too I think. Though sometimes the site hosting the ad will say something obviously scammy like "we may contact you about educational opportunities". Also, never apply for anything on Oneshift ever.

Anidav posted:

Can you share the wordcloud?

It was different for every ad I applied for :shrug:

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Vladimir Poutine posted:

Also, never apply for anything on Oneshift ever.

Ugh, for real. Run away whenever Oneshift is mentioned, really; I think one of the fake job ads I applied to (my mum saw a 'game tester' job, I mistakenly applied before realizing how every word of it was fake as poo poo) signed me up to it without my say-so, because I got emails from them for like two months despite never going on the site.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
It's 2am and I'm sitting here watching a bunch of heavily armed racist loons on the other side of the world waiting to be raided by the FBI so they can die in a blaze of glory For The Constitution!

They're thoughtfully livestreaming it over youtube and it's strange as hell to see these people armed with rifles and automatic weapons just itching for the chance to kill someone.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zil8bInw3hs



It's an alien loving world.

Goodpart
Jan 9, 2004

quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
rip


i mean

sure

BlitzkriegOfColour
Aug 22, 2010

Vladimir Poutine posted:

If you pass through the filter your resume gets converted into plain text and someone reads it, so doing this would gently caress you up at this stage.

Wait, how does it do this with pdfs?

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

BlitzkriegOfColour posted:

Wait, how does it do this with pdfs?

I don't know, but I've definitely seen interviewers reading off of unformatted printouts of my resume.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

BlitzkriegOfColour posted:

It's time for Uncle Blitzkrieg's Storytime

Last time I was seriously unemployed (like, not between-contract unemployed but out and out up poo poo's creek, no prospects unemployed) I paid somebody in the Philippines to apply for jobs for me. I checked out her written and spoken English over Skype, I paid her double Filipino min. wage for four hours a day (which works out to be about 8$ per diem), she sent me a spreadsheet of what I was in the draw for, and I got to look like a rich guy whom people should hire, because all my potential employer correspondence went thought my Personal Assistant.

Within 2 weeks, I had a job, - but best of all, I had a story about the time I outsourced my unemployment.

You are a loving genius.

Where do I go to find my own Filipino wage slave personal assistant?

edit: I think the capitalists are teaching us bad habits, comrade.

GrandTheftAutism fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Jan 27, 2016

BlitzkriegOfColour
Aug 22, 2010

ScreamingLlama posted:

You are a loving genius.

Where do I go to find my own Filipino wage slave personal assistant?

edit: I think the capitalists are teaching us bad habits, comrade.

poo poo I can't remember the site I used except that it started with an o. Oigo? Something like that. But they were trying to take a cut, and they had gross software for spying on your worker which I as a boss didn't want to use, so I got her to email me outside the site and we set things up through PayPal

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

BlitzkriegOfColour posted:

I disagree. Jesus knew that every body has a place, and maybe not every body's place is in a university. That's why we have TAFE, after all.

We don't have TAFE

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
don't get unprocessed bio fuel and regular fuel confused

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Hottest 100 top 10 was all elevator music. What's wrong with the youth of today?

Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts

Anidav posted:

Janurary seems to be the worst time to be unemployed. Too late to be a christmas casual and too early to catch the up-breeze of a year speeding up. March has always been my good month, I always seem to get a job in March.

I have no idea if the stats back it up, but yes - March is the best time of year for me if I'm sniffing around for a new gig.

Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Hottest 100 top 10 was all elevator music. What's wrong with the youth of today?

gently caress knows. Looking at this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_J_Hottest_100#Hottest_100_top_tens_and_summaries

I think that it's been a poor crop any year after 2007.

'97 was a pretty good year IMHO.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Hottest 100 top 10 was all elevator music. What's wrong with the youth of today?

Triple J listeners like bland indie music, shocker.

Just listened to the no.1, and yeah, plain toast with nothing on it.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Youth of today!

:bahgawd:

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service
Old dudes itt not understanding the youth of today with their hippity hoppity and their bippity bobbity.

Get off my lawn.

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service
back in MY day *mumbles incoherently for several minutes* and ice cream for a NICKEL

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
Fun Shoe
First Dog:

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
I approve of the message in that first dog

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
Queensland's an important migration path for the Channel Bill Cuckoo, can't we just kill every adult male and sell the women and children into slavery instead?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Is shorten still opposition leader?

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

SynthOrange posted:

Is shorten still opposition leader?

Who?

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Hottest 100 quotas: yay or nay?
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/jan/27/what-the-debate-around-triple-js-hottest-100-misses-about-privilege

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Uni student Tom Wade was one of hundreds of thousands of Australians driven to despair by Centrelink's customer service performance.

But instead of getting mad, Mr Wade got busy, accessing the Australian Government Directory and confronting senior Department of Human Services Bureaucrats directly with his complaints.

The administrative blunder was soon sorted, Mr Wade says, and he is encouraging frustrated clients to take their grievances up Centrelink's food chain, saying departmental bosses should be held accountable for the failings at the coalface.

When Mr Wade's youth allowance payments were cancelled in late 2014 he did what most clients do and took to Centrelink's phone lines to solve the problem.

But in a story that will be all too familiar with hundreds of thousands of clients of the welfare agency, seemingly endless periods of waiting on hold resulted in being put through to someone who could not help the Melbourne student.

So, after using search engine Google to figure out who were the power people behind the scenes at Centrelink, the 23-year-old stumbled on his most powerful weapon; the Australian Government Directory.

"I got on the organisational structure from the Department of Human Services' website and just started Googling people from the top down, starting with Kathryn Campbell the secretary,

"Then I did [DHS customer service boss] Grant Tidswell, the second one down and his entry in the directory was the second Google result."

Eventually, Mr Wade settled his attentions on Brendan Jacomb, DHS' national manager of "service delivery performance and analysis".

"I got through to him directly and he's the one to who I started dishing out the (performance) targets from the department's annual report," Mr Wade said.

"He was caught a bit off guard about that, kinda surprised, but he said they'd get back to me about the details."

After the internal DHS blunder that caused his payment cut-off was corrected, Mr Wade decided he had hit on a winning formula and ran with it.

"I had to fix up the detail of my Medicare account, so instead of calling general inquiries and waiting ages, I found the lady in charge of Medicare, rang her up and asked her to fix it up for me," he said.

"She asked 'Where did you get my number?' and I just said I looked her up directly.

"She didn't know what to say to that, but she did forward me to the right people and I got straight through."

The department was not enthusiastic about Mr Wade's approach, with a spokesman saying that anyone unhappy with the service they have received should go through the usual channels.

"Customers can ask for a review of a decision, provide feedback or make a complaint by writing to us, calling 1800 132 468 or visiting one of our service centres," a spokeswoman told Fairfax.

After finishing his degree and moving into the workforce, Mr Wade is no longer a Centrelink client but he encourages anyone feeling the frustration of dealing with the giant agency to use his methods.

"For anyone who wants to get in touch with Centrelink, you already know the general inquiries lines are going to be backed up and a slow process, so find the person you feel has the power to help you directly and get in contact," he said.

"Put the responsibility on someone in a position of authority to help you with your problem.

"Sh*t rolls downhill so you've got to aim as high as you can, if you get in touch with someone too high up to deal with your problem then they will delegate."

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Q: Is Centrelink one of the worst welfare systems ever designed?
A: Yes, only Centrelink will reply to you with "How did you get this number??"

Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts

gay picnic defence posted:

Uni student Tom Wade was one of hundreds of thousands of Australians driven to despair by Centrelink's customer service performance.

But instead of getting mad, Mr Wade got busy, accessing the Australian Government Directory and confronting senior Department of Human Services Bureaucrats directly with his complaints.

The administrative blunder was soon sorted, Mr Wade says, and he is encouraging frustrated clients to take their grievances up Centrelink's food chain, saying departmental bosses should be held accountable for the failings at the coalface.

When Mr Wade's youth allowance payments were cancelled in late 2014 he did what most clients do and took to Centrelink's phone lines to solve the problem.

But in a story that will be all too familiar with hundreds of thousands of clients of the welfare agency, seemingly endless periods of waiting on hold resulted in being put through to someone who could not help the Melbourne student.

So, after using search engine Google to figure out who were the power people behind the scenes at Centrelink, the 23-year-old stumbled on his most powerful weapon; the Australian Government Directory.

"I got on the organisational structure from the Department of Human Services' website and just started Googling people from the top down, starting with Kathryn Campbell the secretary,

"Then I did [DHS customer service boss] Grant Tidswell, the second one down and his entry in the directory was the second Google result."

Eventually, Mr Wade settled his attentions on Brendan Jacomb, DHS' national manager of "service delivery performance and analysis".

"I got through to him directly and he's the one to who I started dishing out the (performance) targets from the department's annual report," Mr Wade said.

"He was caught a bit off guard about that, kinda surprised, but he said they'd get back to me about the details."

After the internal DHS blunder that caused his payment cut-off was corrected, Mr Wade decided he had hit on a winning formula and ran with it.

"I had to fix up the detail of my Medicare account, so instead of calling general inquiries and waiting ages, I found the lady in charge of Medicare, rang her up and asked her to fix it up for me," he said.

"She asked 'Where did you get my number?' and I just said I looked her up directly.

"She didn't know what to say to that, but she did forward me to the right people and I got straight through."

The department was not enthusiastic about Mr Wade's approach, with a spokesman saying that anyone unhappy with the service they have received should go through the usual channels.

"Customers can ask for a review of a decision, provide feedback or make a complaint by writing to us, calling 1800 132 468 or visiting one of our service centres," a spokeswoman told Fairfax.

After finishing his degree and moving into the workforce, Mr Wade is no longer a Centrelink client but he encourages anyone feeling the frustration of dealing with the giant agency to use his methods.

"For anyone who wants to get in touch with Centrelink, you already know the general inquiries lines are going to be backed up and a slow process, so find the person you feel has the power to help you directly and get in contact," he said.

"Put the responsibility on someone in a position of authority to help you with your problem.

"Sh*t rolls downhill so you've got to aim as high as you can, if you get in touch with someone too high up to deal with your problem then they will delegate."

Good.

pantsfree
Oct 22, 2012
http://theartnewspaper.com/market/art-market-features/top-sydney-gallerist-launches-blistering-attack-on-the-art-world/

Top Sydney gallerist launches blistering attack on the art world posted:

Evan Hughes, son of founder Ray, is closing the Hughes Gallery and running for office

...

I will be running for office this year at the forthcoming Federal election for the Australian Labor Party in the blue-ribbon, harbourside Sydney electorate of Wentworth. The seat is currently held by the most popular conservative prime minister in recent Australian history, Malcolm Turnbull, whose family I have sold paintings to. In the 1990s, when Malcolm was still a merchant banker, the Turnbull family commissioned one of my father’s artists, Lewis Miller, to paint a portrait of Malcolm. Unhappy with the work, Turnbull confronted my father at a function and exclaimed: “That artist of yours is no good; he’s made me look like a big, fat, greedy oval office”, to which my father replied, “He is a realist painter, you know”.

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open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Education: not a vote winner.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-28/shorten-announces-education-policy-fully-fund-gonski-final-years/7120502

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