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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:That's the good stuff right there. It's the perfect video. A pure 100% dumb rear end getting what he deserved. Even the dumbest of goons isn't going to white knight for a sovereign citizen and claim he didn't deserve it.
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When I first heard about this story, I was certain that "racing fuel" was a euphemism for some kind of alcohol mix pr something, and not actual fuel.  Welp.
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Been posted before but it's always worth a revisit: https://youtu.be/ZHkABO0VwCg
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In Denmark, we used to allow the Home Guard (Official sanctioned militia) to have Assualt rifles and other weapons at home, in secured cabinets of course, in case the Soviet Union should invade. The idea was that the Home Guardsmen would just grab their weapons and equipment they kept at home, and assemble at locations off the grid, and prepare to resist the Soviets for as long as possible, until the Americans and British could come up and help us. After the Cold War, this was just stupid. And then a father went off the reservation, killed his kids, his wife and then himself. Today, the Home Guard still have the rifles and equipment at home, but not the ammo, they have to go and pick that up at their nearest base, to be fair, if the Soviets do invade, Twitter will warn them much earlier now.
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Also the Soviets would wipe Denmark out in a heartbeat. Also also the Americans and British won't come to Denmarks aid, because Denmark has nothing to offer them.
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Jan 28, 2016 22:15
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Also also the Americans and British won't come to Denmarks aid, because Denmark has nothing to offer them. That's a little unfair: we rescued the French and we hate them.
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Jan 28, 2016 22:20
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spog posted:That's a little unfair: we rescued the French and we hate them. Only because we owed them one for the revolution and a big rear end statue. Denmark the one with the waffles? No? gently caress em.
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Jan 28, 2016 22:27
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hamsystem posted:Been posted before but it's always worth a revisit: As someone who knows nothing about football or football history, this was goddamn beautiful in ways that can't be put into words. Thank you
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MariusLecter posted:Only because we owed them one for the revolution and a big rear end statue. They invented those butter cookies though, so...
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Atmus posted:They invented those butter cookies though, so... The ones that come in the tins? They're lucky we don't nuke them ourselves.
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speshl guy posted:As someone who knows nothing about football or football history, this was goddamn beautiful in ways that can't be put into words. Thank you What the hell, was this a cut scene from "Jurassic Bark"?
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I was hoping someone would have snuck a bottle of mower fuel or engine-cleaning solvent into that stupid shrine they showed on the autoplayed video, but alas it was not to be.
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Atmus posted:They invented those butter cookies though, so... Denmark has enormous strategic bacon reserves.
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Weatherman posted:I was hoping someone would have snuck a bottle of mower fuel or engine-cleaning solvent into that stupid shrine they showed on the autoplayed video, but alas it was not to be. Instead of a candle, just leave a bottle of gasoline with a lit rag in it. Seriously what the gently caress teenagers. This is dumber than when I heard people were faking injuries to get into emergency rooms so they could drink the sanitary solutions.
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hamsystem posted:Been posted before but it's always worth a revisit: This is so perfect. The announcers, the game, everything.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Also the Soviets would wipe Denmark out in a heartbeat. Nobody comes to Americas defense so why should we go help some poo poo rear end country that gets treated like a bitch?
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Brocktoon posted:Yesterday Mick Huckabee posted a head-scratchingly bizarre music video of Hello by Adele with Huckabee-centric lyrics. This morning it got hit by a DCMA takedown. Calling bullshit on the Woodbury County Supper Club having quite a cute baby. The child in question is way too old to be a baby, that's not even a toddler, that's just a kid.
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Okay I know some of you like legal tongue lashings, so here you go: gently caress You, Judge Day: The Court Opinion The gist is that a judge in OR got a high-publicity trial for refusing to marry gay people. Turns out, he did sooooooo much more than that, and the prosecution wasn't even aware of his bigoted marriage policy until partway through their preparation. Well, he is unanimously guilty of a lot of poo poo, and the Opinion that is gonna de-judge him is brutal and hilarious. quote:After Judge Cheryl Pellegrini was appointed to the bench in 2014, Judge Day invited her out to breakfast. Judge Day had been opposed to her appointment. At that breakfast, Judge Day indicated to her that his objections were not due to her qualifications to serve on the bench, but were due to her sexual orientation as a lesbian. Judge Pellegrini was relieved that Judge Day's objection to her appointment did not have to do with her abilities.
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Samfucius posted:Okay I know some of you like legal tongue lashings, so here you go: Holy crap, that guy. I skimmed over half of that. He's got...issues.
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I read the whole thing and it was glorious all the way through. What a tool.
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Does anyone have the video of the """""handicapped""""" streamer getting up out of his wheelchair live on air? I remember that his girlfriend was in the call and you could hear how horrified she was. That he got caught, not that he was faking.
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Brocktoon posted:Yesterday Mick Huckabee posted a head-scratchingly bizarre music video of Hello by Adele with Huckabee-centric lyrics. This morning it got hit by a DCMA takedown. Why would you write a song that's supposed to make you look good and then say you have gangrene? Tony Phillips posted:It's the perfect video. A pure 100% dumb rear end getting what he deserved. Even the dumbest of goons isn't going to white knight for a sovereign citizen and claim he didn't deserve it. Nope. He did not deserve to be tasered at all and it's hosed up you think he does just based on his retarded beliefs. He was no threat, and tasers are meant as an alternative to shooting someone with a gun. I hope the guy tasering him got fired because using a weapon on someone because they annoy you is, well pretty expected from US law enforcement actually so he probably kept his job. Here's a cop in Brazil getting dropkicked for hitting random people: 
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Samfucius posted:Okay I know some of you like legal tongue lashings, so here you go: Normally I get bored with how wordy these things are and just skim but this guy just didn't stop. I hope there is some way criminal charges stick from this. Birb Katter has a new favorite as of 05:49 on Jan 29, 2016 |
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ekuNNN posted:Nope. He did not deserve to be tasered at all and it's hosed up you think he does just based on his retarded beliefs. He was no threat, and tasers are meant as an alternative to shooting someone with a gun. I hope the guy tasering him got fired because using a weapon on someone because they annoy you is, well pretty expected from US law enforcement actually so he probably kept his job. Yeah dude. Use of fully disclosed nonlethal force on someone trying to forcibly enter a restricted area is totally out of bounds.
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Look at this guy standing up for the poor, oppressed Sovereign Citizen.
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ekuNNN posted:Nope. He did not deserve to be tasered at all and it's hosed up you think he does just based on his retarded beliefs. He was no threat, and tasers are meant as an alternative to shooting someone with a gun. I hope the guy tasering him got fired because using a weapon on someone because they annoy you is, well pretty expected from US law enforcement actually so he probably kept his job. What's the alternative? They tried talking, that didn't work. Letting him walk past isn't gonna happen. You could go hands (or batons) on with the guy, but you'll probably end up hurting him worse than the taser.
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buttcoinbrony posted:What's the alternative? They tried talking, that didn't work. Letting him walk past isn't gonna happen. You could go hands (or batons) on with the guy, but you'll probably end up hurting him worse than the taser. Now hold on, if the flag had fringe he may have a point here.
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flosofl posted:Now hold on, if the flag had fringe he may have a point here. Maybe the cops should have beat the gently caress out of him with a flagpole holding a gold fringed American flag. I'd pay money to see that.
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Somfin posted:Yeah dude. Use of fully disclosed nonlethal force on someone trying to forcibly enter a restricted area is totally out of bounds. He was standing outside, filming, demanding to be let in and being ridiculous. Nothing that made it so a weapon needed to be used, and it wouldnt have been in most countries outside the US. Also, tasers aren't non-lethal and killed about 50 people in 2015 by causing heart-attacks and such. buttcoinbrony posted:What's the alternative? They tried talking, that didn't work. Letting him walk past isn't gonna happen. You could go hands (or batons) on with the guy, but you'll probably end up hurting him worse than the taser. How about telling him he's being arrested if its now illegal for him to be there, and then handcuffing him, or pushing him outside with more than one person, or twisting an arm behind his back or all the things cops in other countries would do? 
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Barber: What'll it be? Him: Just give me the Clint Howard. Barber: Say no more fam. https://i.imgur.com/RAn77zI.gifv
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ekuNNN posted:He was standing outside, filming, demanding to be let in and being ridiculous. Nothing that made it so a weapon needed to be used, and it wouldnt have been in most countries outside the US. Also, tasers aren't non-lethal and killed about 50 people in 2015 by causing heart-attacks and such. You don't get a pass on illegal behaviour by being silly, he clearly attempted to move into the restricted area after being told the consequence for such an action (which means probable motivation), and your taser concern trolling has been duly noted.
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zap! zap! it's the sound of the police
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ekuNNN posted:He was standing outside, filming, demanding to be let in and being ridiculous. Nothing that made it so a weapon needed to be used, and it wouldnt have been in most countries outside the US. Also, tasers aren't non-lethal and killed about 50 people in 2015 by causing heart-attacks and such. Then fat/old people shouldn't be breaking so many crimes.
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Samfucius posted:Okay I know some of you like legal tongue lashings, so here you go: I've made some mistakes in my life, but I don't think anyone is ever going to write nearly 50 pages with the subject "Look at this gigantic rear end in a top hat, he should never hold any job anywhere at anytime, and here are the reasons why (citations included!)" Also, loving  at someone defending any sovereign citizen, but especially that one.
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buttcoinbrony posted:Maybe the cops should have beat the gently caress out of him with a flagpole holding a gold fringed American flag. I'd pay money to see that. I'm partial to a cattle prod modified to run on a car battery. With a little fringed flag hanging off it, of course.
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Samfucius posted:Okay I know some of you like legal tongue lashings, so here you go: gently caress You, Judge Day posted:In 2011, Ms. Lambert formed the Partnership for Veterans at Risk (PVR), a registered 501(c)(3) non-profit, to provide training to law enforcement regarding working with veterans. Judge Day declined a position on the PVR Board of Directors. Nevertheless, he exercised authority over the PVR. He created its budget and directed that more than 40% of its funds be used to create military art to be hung in his courtroom and in the surrounding public areas on the fourth floor of the Marion County Courthouse. The military art consisted of memorabilia, photographs, and documents. Judge Day determined the amounts to be donated for the creation and framing of the particular pieces of military art. He publically dubbed the fourth floor the "Hall of Heroes." He personally selected all the art work to be displayed, including pieces from his own family. EDIT: quote:One of the pieces was a collage donated by the family of Dr. Ken Vollmar which contained a portrait of Adolph Hitler. Judge Day advanced $879.20 to mat and frame this piece. PVR reimbursed him that amount. When Judge Rhoades told Judge Day to take that piece down, he responded, "You don't want to go there because some very influential people in this town want it up."
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Discount Dracula posted:Barber: What'll it be? Aww, I don't like these "humiliation as punishment" videos and stuff for little kids. They're just little kids. They do dumb things. I think I'd have been really damaged if my parents had done something like that and shared it on the Internet. Luckily I was a kid in the Eighties so it would have been impossible anyway. I do wonder what it will be like when this generation grows up with their entire lives available to view.
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