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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Thump! posted:

I could put a 3 page tax code together drunk and it would be more coherent than this Fiorina speech

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Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

STAC Goat posted:

Has Carly ever released the 3 page tax code?

Like, its just 3 pages. Shouldn't be that hard to put together for show.

She has not.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Fox News is asking a question about a viral video that I actually watched. this feels so weird

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
"We're all sad this bitch is poor....BUT"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



yes

but

HOW

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
The google trends page is amazing:

Top Trending Questions on Donald Trump

1 Who plays Donald Trump on SNL?
2 Who has more money, Trump or Bloomberg?
3 Why should Donald Trump not be President?
4 How to make Donald Trump president
5 What did Trump say today?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
you're loving up santorum

global warming doesn't exist remember

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



We've got an opportunity here to pick up the slack in child labor that China is providing!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lol the look of confusion these people have imagining income numbers that small. Like at the big debates where candidates strain to include the poor by saying, "a little as $50,000/year"

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Did Rick Santorum just endorse the EPA?

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Beforehand posted:

I cannot wait until people are campaigning for a tax code on a single index card.

Rick Perry literally did. In 2011, NYDN reported:

quote:

The Texas governor promised to replace the monstrous 73,000-page tax code with a flat tax rate of 20%. "The best representation of my plan is this postcard," Perry said, holding up an oversize index card.

"Taxpayers will be able to fill this out and file their taxes on that," the White House hopeful said during a policy address in early-voting South Carolina.

William Bear has issued a correction as of 01:35 on Jan 29, 2016

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
GILMORE IS ANGRY

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
HAHAHAHA

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

By eliminating the minimum wage, obv

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Lawl @ gilmore

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

keep them honost Gilmore!

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

OMG Santorum should be the last loving person in the world to cite college degree statistics.

What a snob.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Gilmore is going to strangle this moderator

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Logikv9 posted:

GILMORE IS ANGRY

Don't gently caress with a clarinet player.

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008
Ol Gill wants his lick!

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
DID YOU FUCKIN SKIP ME YOU LITTLE BITCH

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Doesn't ol Gil get a shot?! :(

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Idea: Jim Gilmore and Lindsey Graham moderate all debates from now on.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Helping the poor is bad mkay

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
no floors in my house, no walls, no ceiling, no house either

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

SpRahl posted:

Ol Gill wants his lick!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRWAQ255qhs

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
People are afraid of losing their benefits. So we're going to get rid of their benefits. - Mike Huckabee

pantsofwar
Jul 14, 2006
Yea, becouse pants do go to war? Eh?
It's not much of a debate when there is no extra time to respond too someones rant.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Huckabee's heart sounds like its in the right place, his head is just up his rear end

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Huckabee, in his infinite mercy, will remove that dilemma from that woman by forcing her to work just to get those benefits, thus ensuring she's paying out the nose for child care as well

turnip kid
May 24, 2010


Is Google on the take?

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Gilmore wanted that applause line

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



blue squares posted:

Huckabee's heart sounds like its in the right place, his head is just up his rear end

:agreed:

He was dangerously close to saying we should help the poor there.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



blue squares posted:

Huckabee's heart sounds like its in the right place, his head is just up his rear end

Don't be fooled, all he said was "those benefits? gone!" wrapped up in faux hillbilly speak

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
"No one wants to be poor!" -man whose policies would keep millions in poverty

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm pretty sure the world was more dangerous when we had an actual nuclear armed enemy

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
I want to fight in the international gorilla war.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Logikv9 posted:

i'm pretty sure the world was more dangerous when we had an actual nuclear armed enemy

Seriously. The USSR ain't set to nuke us into oblivion right now, so um...

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Gilmore going Super Saiyan

edit: "When I'm President, the media is going to change"... wow

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