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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
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Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Logikv9 posted:

Carly's only prep was to memorize a bunch of Hillary attack lines.

Its her entire campaign.

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oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

glad she won't be stopped from inspiring more domestic terrorism

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
It would be wonderful if Cary Fiorina was indicted for something.

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
HERE ARE THE FACTS:

*string of lies*

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
kill yourself, fiorina

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Sure, but skinning puppies is horrific too, Cruella

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
The Democrat party

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/692871186246578176

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Time to not answer the uncomfortable question and instead repeat the previous stump

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
im the guy in the audience pumping his fist in the air

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

https://www.congress.gov/bill/114th-congress/house-bill/36

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/692870955517915136

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Santorum is so loving bad at talking

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003


i cant wait to see what they build the 2016 convention around

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Hmmm, I'm just not sure that Rick Santorum is pro life." ~ An idiot.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Fiorina actually disgusts me

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Done some things

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
I"ve....done some things.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
awkward pauses are ruining the flow

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

It took Santorum's wife and kids a week to shovel out.

Man, they really should have thrown the neighbor kid a $20.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
I don't believe in Lizard People, but if I did, I would rate Carly Fiorina #1 in 'likeliness to be a reptilian infiltrator'.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




:eyepop:

GILMENTUM!!!!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Nothing more exact and scientific than assessing how much pain somebody is in.

I don't even have to read that to see that they mean, "responds to stimulation" which would cover literally everything down to simple bacteria

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012

Joementum posted:

"Hmmm, I'm just not sure that Rick Santorum is pro life." ~ An idiot.

Right? Like, who thought they needed to ask Santorum if he was pro-life ENOUGH?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

I want to vote for whoever told Santorum's wife to abort.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



STAC Goat posted:

It took Santorum's wife and kids a week to shovel out.

Man, they really should have thrown the neighbor kid a $20.

A real man wouldn't leave his wife to shovel the driveway :colbert:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
who the gently caress did carly blow to get this much speaking time

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Beforehand posted:

Right? Like, who thought they needed to ask Santorum if he was pro-life ENOUGH?

Don't worry, the candidates are using it to poo poo on Fox again. Be happy.

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Yess, blood, BLOOD!

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
HAHAHA, I love when they just randomly attempt to shoehorn outrage into their comments.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Carly Fiorina being unironically right! :eyepop:

Why the gently caress would you question Santorum on abortion?

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
congrats rick, you(r wife) made a choice not to have an abortion

you made a choice, but don't try to force that choice down other people's throats

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

haha everybody wants to dunk on fox news now

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Carly wins the "technically correct but who gives a poo poo" award for 2016. Sorry fishmech

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
that was actually a good point carly. he IS a loving weirdo nut when it comes to life issues

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"Who are the moderate muslims you speak to?"
"This is the future of the Republican Party."

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Logikv9 posted:

who the gently caress did carly blow to get this much speaking time

They REALLY want her to be a thing.

turnip kid
May 24, 2010

Clearly you didn't see the hot new shock poll:

https://www.carlyforpresident.com/shock-poll?utm_source=GooglePosts&utm_medium=Search&utm_campaign=01-28-16

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
How long until Cruz gets skullfucked?

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Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
"I met ALL of the moderate Muslims, but I"m not telling you about them."

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