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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

:lol: that front row guy giving the standing ovation and looking around when nobody joins

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

fade5 posted:

Gilmore channeling Lindsey with the whole "sounds kinda sane" thing.

Is Gilmore also a closeted moderate?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
desperately need to watch The Circus

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Beforehand posted:

Santorum actually sounds like Obama hurt his feelings personally.

Probably called him a nerd or something

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008

Beforehand posted:

Santorum actually sounds like Obama hurt his feelings personally.

I hope he did, gently caress Santorum

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

it's hip to be square - republicans

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Beforehand posted:

Santorum actually sounds like Obama hurt his feelings personally.

I've seen Santorum run for president 3 times and I'm pretty sure his base state is "personally offended."

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

SirKibbles posted:

Probably called him a nerd or something

he was probably blackly presidenting all up in his face and poo poo

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



My Imaginary GF posted:

Is Gilmore also a closeted moderate?

Closeted as in he's a secret moderate, or closeted as in a closeted gay man who is also a political moderate? Graham is a complicated little bundle of southern fire

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
What I'm learning from these commercial breaks is that Rubio supporters have a lot of cold sores and want to blow up London.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Man, Patrick Bateman must be running this stream tonight

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012

STAC Goat posted:

I've seen Santorum run for president 3 times and I'm pretty sure his base state is "personally offended."

Nearly call a guy a "friend of the family" on the campaign trail, and he's liable to hurt your feelings next time he sees you.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

oystertoadfish posted:

he was probably blackly presidenting all up in his face and poo poo

Yeah going all anti war government nik on him

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

Logikv9 posted:

Why is Obama so disrespectful, that loving liar muslim :smith:

If there is one thing to be grateful for the Obama presidency (and I believe there are a few such things), it's the fact that a President who was black and enacted some long-lasting policies makes a certain person so. Freaking. MAD.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Epic High Five posted:

Closeted as in he's a secret moderate, or closeted as in a closeted gay man who is also a political moderate? Graham is a complicated little bundle of southern fire

I'm going to interpret this answer as a, "Yes, Gilmore is a closeted moderate."

No car tax!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



It's hip to be square :dance:

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Hello, Jim GIlmore! Goodbye, Jim GIlmore!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Gilmore and Kaisch's dads should fight.

I'm betting that Gilmore's dad would win, knife beats paper all the time.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Beforehand posted:

Nearly call a guy a "friend of the family" on the campaign trail, and he's liable to hurt your feelings next time he sees you.

Hey, unlike others who've been in this primary, at least he doesn't own a Niggerhead.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Gilmore may be insulting Trump but he's basically covering half the field with that "rich daddy" thing.

He was fun. I'll miss him.

Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum
For the first time in my life I have gone to the fox news website

I feel very dirty and guilty like the feel after you bust nut to the most irredeemably unforgivable pornography

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Gilmore won the thread poll, but only because baby Hitler is attended another event in protest

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
LMAO GIlmore dunked on Santorum and Huckabee to finish.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Yeah all that work in Iowa hasn't amounted to dick Rick. How does it feel?

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

SpRahl posted:

I hope he did gently caress Santorum

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Huckabee references his Adele video, I'm dying.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Rick your dumb rear end campaign cost someone christmas presents goddamn

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Beforehand posted:

LMAO GIlmore dunked on Santorum and Huckabee to finish.

I'd advise against dunking in Santorum, its quite unhygenic. You risk pinkeye every time.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Cum" ~ Mike Huckabee, to America

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

"Cum" ~ Mike Huckabee, to America

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012

Joementum posted:

"Cum" ~ Mike Huckabee, to America

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



"We need to reason." -A man who willfully disregards reason

Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum
What the gently caress is with all the cum?!

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

"Cum" ~ Mike Huckabee, to America

"Santorum" ~ Rick Santorum, to America

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Carly Fiorina looks like a Disney villain

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

:cumpolice:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Joementum posted:

"Cum" ~ Mike Huckabee, to America

I'm Rick Santorum, google me for more information

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
1 hour is a good length of a nobody-cares debate

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



O'Reilly seems like a good time to make a beer run

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fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Beforehand posted:

LMAO GIlmore dunked on Santorum and Huckabee to finish.
This was hilarious.

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