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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
Cruz trying to humanize himself before the rest of the stage has a chance to start swinging.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I haven't insulted Donald (30 seconds after you just insulted him)

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
turn down the temperature the skin is sagging too much

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Can someone other than Cruz get a question please

I don't like looking at his face this much

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
Ted Cruz: Insults Trump.
Ted Cruz 30 seconds late: I won't insult anyone.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
lmao "issues and substance" this loving primary hasn't talked about an actual issue in weeks if not months

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
"soul" of the republican party

Svanja
Sep 19, 2009

blue squares posted:

I'm tablet guy behind Megyn

Lol please let this be true!

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

Rexicon1 posted:

God. It was such a mistake for trump to skip the debate. I'm calling it now. His numbers plummet.

yeah this is how i'm starting to feel

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rubio immediately pivots to stump, amazing

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Thump! posted:

Iowa is gonna be fly-TO country!?

The gently caress is wrong with you Ted?

I'm 60% sure that that's a line from Veep

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Rubio you are unelectable

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I want Megyn to keep asking Ted questions and see how long it takes him to answer one.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
God, I hope that Barack Obama doesn't win the Democratic nomination.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Ahh, so these guys are all going to pretend they're suddenly about high minded ideals tonight.

Well, it's a novel approach.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Tommah posted:

oh that thing isn't the debate??

is there a youtube steam for debate??

http://www.foxnews.com/live-coverage/fox-news-google-gop-debate?intcmp=hpbt1

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
LET ME BE CLEAR

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Rubio still running against Obama four years after his last election.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

nachos posted:

Rubio immediately pivots to stump, amazing

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Thump! posted:

I haven't insulted Donald (30 seconds after you just insulted him)

He is human poo poo

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
jesus christ this whole loving debate is going to be about Trump, proving that no one has learned anything.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"How will you reunite the party"

"gently caress OBAMA"

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Yeah, Obama sure is a terrible candidate, Rubio will totally beat him

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rubio didn't end with NEW AMERICAN CENTURY, 0/10

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


BUT WE DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD :qq:

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Can there be a Megan cam all night please?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



rubio is a piece of poo poo

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
We don't want to be like the rest of the world-Man running for leader of the free world

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Really shocked the thread title hasn't been changed to "Everyone on stage is stupid, fat, and ugly" yet.

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Trump should have been smart enough to start before this; defining the start of the conversation is a good thing.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Rubio, how will you unite the party?
blah blah I will.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Rubio 1-1 on answering a question with "gently caress Obama."

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

will they still think they're running against obama in 16 years

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Joementum posted:

Ahh, so these guys are all going to pretend they're suddenly about high minded ideals tonight.

Well, it's a novel approach.

It's up to Paul to be the insulting one then.

I'd include Bush but his insults don't really work.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
Oh poo poo, they're talking about how the establishment guys are splitting the vote

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

:negative:

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Jeb is a joke

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Oh God Jeb this is just sad.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Jeb, oh my god, turn loving left

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Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bush get the gently caress out. You won't make it

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