Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
View Results
 
  • Locked thread
logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Jeb! wants to gently caress his dad

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



lol Jeb! you're such a bitch

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
my dad, the greatest man alive

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008
Jeb! trying to get frisky now that Trump isnt here.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
jeb please

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

MY DAD THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE

MY BROTHER WHO I ADORE

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
I have the best mommy and daddy!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yes Jeb, that is why

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Trump isn't even here and the first 3 questions and several of the retorts were about him

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Jeb! wants to take his own mother

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Jeb misses getting kuked by trump

Iucounu
May 12, 2007


BARBARA BUSH IS MY MOM

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
[rattles off successful family members] but this election is not about pedigree

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


did Jeb say George Herbert is the best human alive

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Jeb almost effectively insulted Trump, then reminded the audience that he's a momma's boy. Wow

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
Ironclad proof that Jeb would have fizzled with or without Trump.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
lol Jeb

part of the establishment because of mah mom

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Wait, Jeb Bush is from THAT Bush family?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

God, Jeb, stop talking about your mommy.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Oh jebby

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

"Jeb is a low energy loser. Where's that trump guy?" ~ America, right now

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

yeah jeb your relationship with trump was definitely one between equals

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Jeb! seems to be incapable of understanding that nobody other than people named "Bush" think his dad and brother were good Presidents.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Megyn's eye makeup and lip gloss are freaking me out. :gonk:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
christie is sad he didn't have his breakfast cheeseburger

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
"JEB!, what are you going to do about bush fatigue?"

"i'm the son of George Bush who's awesome, the brother of George Bush, who rules, and the son of Barbara Bush, who loves me. Back to you P!nk!"

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
oh no kris "krispy" kreme

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Vile posted:

Jeb misses getting kuked by trump

Trump is Zed from Pulp Fiction and Bush is The Gimp.

Sardine Wit
Sep 3, 2004

that moment in a GOP debate when you realise you accidentally mentioned your mum.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


someone should steal trump's territory and tell Jeb they hosed his mom

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
"if you want to say i was part of the establishment, that i was born as part of the establishment, that i slid out of an establishment vagina, where an establishment penis ejaculated months before, well - i guess there's some truth to that"
-Jeb, probably

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



BWV posted:

someone should steal trump's territory and tell Jeb they hosed his mom

I was hoping Christie would but he's still such a fat fuckin' baby

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008

Old James posted:

Trump is Zed from Pulp Fiction and Bush is The Gimp.

Oh God that doesnt make Cruz Bruce Willis does it?

Trumps dead baby

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i can't be the only one but chris christie staring at the camera is creepy as poo poo

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ron pole

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Logikv9 posted:

christie is sad he didn't have his breakfast cheeseburger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0E1QiWDmw8

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

"is anyone actually watching this? jesus christ what is happening in America while we're on stage? Are more people watching Trump than me right now?"
~ all of these candidates on stage right now

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Joementum posted:

Jeb! seems to be incapable of understanding that nobody other than people named "Bush" think his dad and brother were good Presidents.

I like how he said his dad was a great president but that he loved his brother lol.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
WHY DOES YOUR DAD HATE YOU, RAND?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

BWV posted:

did Jeb say George Herbert is the best human alive

"that is insulting. Jesus lives!"
-friend Ben

  • Locked thread