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Hoooooly poo poo I thought I recognized that lighthouse. I am sitting literally about 600ft from where that picture was taken. It's a small town, I'd say it was odd that I've never seen this dude, but then again I don't imagine he leaves the house much. E: poo poo, new page. Here; Butt Science has a new favorite as of 19:16 on Jan 28, 2016 |
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Please don't post the cover of my book without the title and credits
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 20:39 |
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What are the correct purrnouns to use?
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 20:50 |
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Hey, my best friend's sister knows this guy! He was a mod on some fantasy RP forum she used to go on.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 21:08 |
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Grape Juice Vampire posted:Hey, my best friend's sister knows this guy! He was a mod on some fantasy RP forum she used to go on. I love that my first thought upon reading this was "...and no one was surprised." Did she recognize him by picture alone or also knowing that he's a "wolf on the inside"?
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Woman who claims she's a CAT trapped in a human body hisses at dogs and hates water It's gonna take more than some cat-ears, lady.
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Stoatbringer posted:Woman who claims she's a CAT trapped in a human body hisses at dogs and hates water Last page, buddy.
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Heath posted:Please don't post the cover of my book without the title and credits "Pounded In The Butt By My Pet Moray Eel"
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Panfilo posted:Look at bad guild leaders in mmos for example. I think I'll leave that to you, thanks. ToxicSlurpee posted:Being a leader in a typical MMO just means being the most powerful character in the organization, having the best gear, and some minor organizational skills. You don't even need to shower ever. EVE is a noteworthy exception to this but even there a lot of corps are run by awful neckbeards. I'm glad you guys are here to explain to us the societal hierarchy of "bad MMO leaders" and how it relates to the awkward, ugly and gross scale.
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BiggerBoat posted:I think I'll leave that to you, thanks. As a former mmo sperg lord reporting here all mmo guild leaders are poo poo and all mmo players are poo poo
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Heath posted:Please don't post the cover of my book without the title and credits Were you pounded in the butt by the missing title and credits of your book Pounded in the Butt by Man with Fish Butt?
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 03:18 |
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So is everyone on The Game Theorists AUG? I mean, internet game reviewers tend to be a very AUG lot, but these guys seem to hit every square on the bingo card. Larry Bundy Jr seems to be the only one to out do them because He appears in a number videos looking like he rolled out of bed. But GT has more members.
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Stoatbringer posted:Woman who claims she's a CAT trapped in a human body hisses at dogs and hates water So my boyfriend and I just drunkenly watched "Catwoman" (the terrible Halle Berry movie) for the first time and both these things totally happened in that movie. What a poser.
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just to be clear, the halle berry movie is NOT about selena kyle...?
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im pooping! posted:just to be clear, the halle berry movie is NOT about selena kyle...? It is not. It is about a Catwoman, not the Catwoman. E: like a fortune teller literally tells her "you are a Catwoman"
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Stoatbringer posted:Woman who claims she's a CAT trapped in a human body hisses at dogs and hates water To be fair, she's probably crazy in the sack.
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No doubt she doesn't bathe either because "cats hate water" Lots of cats love playing with/in water one way or another.
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It's probably because she is in fact not a cat I wonder if she pukes hairballs too?
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syscall girl posted:No doubt she doesn't bathe either because "cats hate water" Maybe she relies on tongue baths biopanda has a new favorite as of 10:34 on Jan 29, 2016 |
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Does she eat cat food? e: reminds me of this other awkward lady https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwhVFKzA72Q SpaceGoatFarts has a new favorite as of 10:34 on Jan 29, 2016 |
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syscall girl posted:No doubt she doesn't bathe either because "cats hate water" She says this in the video so it's confirmed. Getting water on herself gives her "the urge to wash", by which she means rub some filthy mittens on her face.
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quote:She told the presenter that her cat powers means that she can hear suitcases rolling on the ground, keys clinking in pockets and people with ice crampons under their shoes. Those are rubbish cat powers. What about the ability to jump ridiculous heights and gaps, be incredibly flexible and lithe, or lick your own bumhole!?
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Rondette posted:Those are rubbish cat powers. "I can do what most people with normal hearing can do. Clearly I am a cat."
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Rondette posted:Those are rubbish cat powers. What about the ability to jump ridiculous heights and gaps, be incredibly flexible and lithe, or lick your own bumhole!? You forgot the best cat power. Running back and forth along the hallways at 4 AM, miraculously sounding like a loving stampeding elephant.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Märtha-Louise is the princess of Norway, so calling a cat by that name seems reasonable. Also she's weirder than hell, in a woo-woo new-age communing-with-angels-and-the-dead way. Fits the "awkward" part of this thread, anyway.
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Skaw posted:You forgot the best cat power. Running back and forth along the hallways at 4 AM, miraculously sounding like a loving stampeding elephant. If the Scottish had managed to harness the power of cats, the bagpipe never would have been invented.
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Laserjet 4P posted:"Pounded In The Butt By My Pet Moray Eel" Has anyone made the "When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, Thats a moray!" joke yet?
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biopanda posted:To be fair, she's probably crazy in the sack. Another well-known cat trait
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Pham Nuwen posted:Another well-known cat trait At 4 in the morning she'll be having sex outside your window, obnoxiously screaming for hours, never stopping regardless how many times you yell out at her. After she is finished, she will knock over your trash can and pig out.
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Watrick posted:At 4 in the morning she'll be having sex outside your window, obnoxiously screaming for hours, never stopping regardless how many times you yell out at her. After she is finished, she will knock over your trash can and pig out. I, too, live in a city with plenty homeless people.
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If she's always been a cat, how does she know that she has better hearing or eyesight than a "normal" human? She'd have no idea what is considered normal. I feel sorry for her parents. The same sad disgust I feel when those silicone babies get posted and the "mom" drops references to living with their parents. There should be special allowances for 83rd trimester abortions.
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Well, everybody wants to be a cat, because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.
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Skaw posted:You forgot the best cat power. Running back and forth along the hallways at 4 AM, miraculously sounding like a loving stampeding elephant. I'm partial to the ability to seemingly sprint and throw-up at the same time, all while hitting all the carpeted areas of a house rather than the tile / hardwood surfaces...
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h3r0n posted:I'm partial to the ability to seemingly sprint and throw-up at the same time, all while hitting all the carpeted areas of a house rather than the tile / hardwood surfaces... don't you know, carpets are the best place to puke
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Iron Crowned posted:don't you know, carpets are the best place to puke She definitely does look like she scarfs food as fast as my cats...
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Scathach posted:She definitely does look like she scarfs food as fast as my cats...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5ny-JiQyn0
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Rondette posted:I love the hat rule. I read this as, "no man except 50 Cent can get away with a brimmed hat." I stand by my misinterpretation.
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Mouse Dresser posted:Nerds making GBS threads on regular social interaction and elevating their lovely solitary hobbies is as old as time. Hahaha Ser Pounce!! The one true king of Westeros!! *glomps u*
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