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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
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Mike Huckabee
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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

nachos posted:

This is Rand's 5 minutes of sanity

He is pretty good on many issues, which is why he is polling at 0%

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SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Rand making sense waiting on the crazy

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Too bad they didn't ask anyone else but Rand that question.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Uh oh moderate thing to say about black people...

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Rand Paul, the most sensible Republican Candidate.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Rand Paul is perhaps the only person on this stage who seems to be able to open his mouth without making me hate him even more.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Sfotball as hell to ask that to Rand, should of followed up with some others

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
Please update the poll with Pewdiepie as the winner of the debate, because he's gonna have way more views than the Fox debate.

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


TED CRUZ: As an African American, I was mentioned and deserve time for a response.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


yikes Rand was reasonable and I'm not drunk

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Of course they give that question to Rand and not someone who could possibly become president.



Oh wait Hillary isn't there

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Iowa, a state where a thoughtful answer about the plight of the African American in the criminal justice system is sure to lead to victory.

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Rand Paul posted:

We need to imprison fewer African-Americans.

There goes the last of your Iowa and New Hampshire voters....

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
Rand Paul is pretty good at making you forget what a piece of poo poo he mostly is.

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
Honestly for most of the debates this cycle YouTube questions have been on par or better than moderator questions.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

disjoe posted:

TED CRUZ: As an African American, I was mentioned and deserve time for a response.

I'm sorry Senator Cruz, he did not say A Fricken American

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Jeb! says there are no homeless vets in Houston.

PolitiFact rates that: Mostly False

LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

Really wish they had follow up Rand by asking another candidate to speak on that issue.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

DynamicSloth posted:

He asked the best question in any debate yet.

he could've had the answer to the meaning of the universe and i still wouldn't have heard anything past "youtube tech reviewer"

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
next up LA Beast asks about income inequality while eating a cactus

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

SirKibbles posted:

Rand making sense waiting on the crazy

He's careful to never go over time on a question so the ghost of Ayn never has enough time to enter his body.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Stereotype posted:

He is pretty good on many issues, which is why he is polling at 0%

Unscientific
Feb 16, 2014
Sure wish that question would've been bounced to a few more of those chucklefucks

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

rand happy good thought from democrats you best republic!an

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

lamentable dustman posted:

Sfotball as hell to ask that to Rand, should of followed up with some others

No I really don't want to hear Cruz's opinions on black incarceration rates

I don't want to projectile vomit at my computer tonight

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
Rand Paul better answer on law enforcement and race than Hillary or Bernie.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Olanphonia posted:

woah rand paul what the gently caress is this actual good stuff?

Remember his dad used to do this too, and you'd be nodding along going,"This kinda makes sense...." and then he'd start talking about the gold standard.

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Talking about the climate crisis and clean energy during a Republican debate. Seems like money down the drain

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
I believe that statement for Rand will easily be the most truthful and non crazy thing said for the rest of the night.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

rands also got a strong bod and cute hair, he looks like fun and sexy

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/692900394465386496

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

the trump thing is way better than this fuckshow

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

Jerusalem posted:

Remember his dad used to do this too, and you'd be nodding along going,"This kinda makes sense...." and then he'd start talking about the gold standard.

oh yeah, i know. it's all fun and games until the gold standard comes roaring out

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mr Jaunts posted:

Jeb! says there are no homeless vets in Houston.

Not only can they say at the YMCA, but many of those YMCAs even have refrigerators!

Ted E Ruxpin
May 7, 2003

getting way cuddly in here
trump just introduced a veteran named "John Wayne"

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


lol thats not even right whatsoever. we didnt occupy the fuckin place afterwards thats why we 'won'

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Youth Decay posted:

No I really don't want to hear Cruz's opinions on black incarceration rates

I don't want to projectile vomit at my computer tonight

I really wanted to see the panic in Rubio's eyes when he doesn't even know how to pivot off a topic onto his stump speech (like when they asked him about Flint recently).

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Next up Angry Video Game Nerd asks why his girlfriend couldn't abort his child and why he has to whore himself making YouTube videos to pay for child support

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

Remember his dad used to do this too, and you'd be nodding along going,"This kinda makes sense...." and then he'd start talking about the gold standard.
Yeah seriously dont forget this about the Rands they suck you in with a few sane ideas andthen go full crazy.

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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
Why doesn't fox show advertising on their livestream? Seems like a big loss of revenue potential.

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