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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha Rubio is the emptiest of suits

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Rubio has never supported Captain Trade - protectionism confirmed.

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


I HATE CAP AND TRADE

gently caress MARKETS

e: holy poo poo something I've never seen before

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
gently caress the environment $$$

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


No mention of ISIS by Rubio? Drink!

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
i remember a time when the republican party loved charlie crist and thought he'd run for president

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
what is something we've never seen before?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Olanphonia posted:

STOP BLINKING SO MUCH RUBIO

Its a sign of lying.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
Rubio needs to learn to talk fast without sounding hysteric.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Rubio- yeah I voted for it but I didn't want to

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
"Destroy the world to save money." - Marco Rubio

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"something you've never seen before"

what could it be? a fistfight?

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
yeah rubio, gently caress the states

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hotdog eating contest

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

blue squares posted:

Yeah he would remove people's ability to collectively bargain for cheaper plans and instead everyone would have to just take whatever the insurance company was offering

Yeah, he probably doesn't mean single payer.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
trump thing is alright, what highlights have happened so far over here

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
They've got the Reaganator from GWAR and he's going to parade around on stage.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

FourLeaf posted:

what is something we've never seen before?

Bill O'Reilly swallows a sword

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

naked twister

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

FourLeaf posted:

what is something we've never seen before?

over the break megyn kelly is going to redo her hair to a massive combover as an apology to the Donald

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck

FourLeaf posted:

what is something we've never seen before?

They're gonna play a quick round of Cards Against Humanity.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
a rap contest

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

HEY HERE'S AN IDEA, MAYBE ASK THE GUY WHO JUST PRAISED TEDDY ROOSEVELT ABOUT HOW TO HANDLE PUERTO RICO HOLY poo poo

This is why it is important that citizens have the opportunity through higher education to learn about non-vocational subjects like history and gently caress anyone who says otherwise.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
DONALD TRUMP

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


A giant wicker Trump is burned in effigy

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

TEAYCHES posted:

hotdog eating contest

Now this is the way I want to see us choose our GOP champion!

Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum
probably something drone related? :shrug:

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

TEAYCHES posted:

hotdog eating contest

Fries piled high.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

EugeneJ posted:

Bill O'Reilly swallows a sword

That's not a sword buddy, that's Trumps dick.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i think itll be boring

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

19 o'clock posted:

Now this is the way I want to see us choose our GOP champion!

president chris christie :(

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

This is absolutely and totally boring as gently caress, Donald Trump does it again without doing anything

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i bet it's a hologram

Tots
Sep 3, 2007

:frogout:
Is the Trump thing televised? What's happening over there?

Alligator Horse
Mar 23, 2013

TEAYCHES posted:

naked twister

With that many old men on stage you'd give a new meaning to lowballs.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

TEAYCHES posted:

hotdog eating contest

Christie would have so much fun.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

TEAYCHES posted:

president chris christie :(
The fat guy never wins. Its always the little skinny gently caress.

President Paul.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


this is going to be out of touch, probably culturally

can't wait

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FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

XyrlocShammypants posted:

This is absolutely and totally boring as gently caress, Donald Trump does it again without doing anything

This is so boring I can't even get drunk. First TV ad for the blind, is that what we never saw before?

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