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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


isis gay, so what

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tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Yep, because no other country takes care of the less fortunate.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

VendaGoat posted:

UGH gently caress you Rubio.

I need to take a piss and a fresh whiskey.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

whatcha got

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck
That wasn't even a pivot to his stump speech. Rubio just teleported.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
This Marco response is literally word-for-word from several of his campaign videos.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Lol "Why do Americans contribute so much to charity? It is NOT because of the tax writeoff!!"

yea ok buddy

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
LOL yeah, no one in America donates to charity for the tax benefits :rolleye:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ALL REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES SUCK, news at 11

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
oh christ stop with the evangelical stab Rubio

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Rubio: My religion is better than everyone else's so gently caress them!

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Chris Christie posted:

The Religious Right ISIS is so dangerous because they want to force America to live by their religion!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

they need a devils advocate, like some english speaking isis spokesperson there arguing why isis is actually good

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
:siren: GOOGLE "gop debate"

AND VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Joementum posted:

I *love* Chris Wallce's new haircut, by the way.

How did Mike Wallace produce this rear end in a top hat?

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
We are the most generous people in the world, nice humility there Mr. Christian

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Marco don't give a gently caress about this life. He's about chillin' with Gee Whiz.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
marco your creator can influence DEEEEZ NUTSSSSSSSSSSSS

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Rubio wants to be immortal, hosed up if possible.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
lol rubio really going gung ho for those religious wackos

pantsofwar
Jul 14, 2006
Yea, becouse pants do go to war? Eh?
The way this is going Rubio may take away Cruz's numbers here. Trump actually may win it?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

gently caress you

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


I live by my faith because I want to chill in Heaven forever with God, not because I give a poo poo about anyone else

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Ok Marco so I guess we can just get rid of the tax write offs and charitable contributions should remain relatively unchanged, right?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Rand is generally right but god he's so boring

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
wtf is randal rambling about

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

By conception

Jesus gently caress

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Rand is just throwing quotes out and his cheering section is going to get rowdy.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
:siren:

:siren:

EVERYONE GOOGLE "gop debate"

YOU CAN VOTE FOR TRUMP AND THEY WILL HAVE RESULTS ADTER DEBATE

LETS HUMILATE FOX NEWS

VOTE TRUMP

:siren:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

a virtuous slaveholding people

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck
I'm guessing Oz Guinness wasn't on amybody's bingo card. Just Guinness might be, though.

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Rand swinging and missing on the abortion question

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011

Vile posted:

:siren: GOOGLE "gop debate"

AND VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP

I gave him a dozen votes. Everyone should give him a couple votes for not taking part in this poo poo.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
not gonna weasel out of this one rand

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Rand wtf is this answer

Yudo
May 15, 2003

these guys are utterly full of poo poo.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
rand's religious turn is incredibly insincere-sounding

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Vile posted:

:siren:

:siren:

EVERYONE GOOGLE "gop debate"

YOU CAN VOTE FOR TRUMP AND THEY WILL HAVE RESULTS ADTER DEBATE

LETS HUMILATE FOX NEWS

VOTE TRUMP

:siren:

done

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
state's rights, except for things I don't like

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Vile posted:

:siren: GOOGLE "gop debate"

AND VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP

Done.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rand paul accidentally took a few of carson's pills

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