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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
mandatory abortion.
mandatory gay marriage

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mr Jaunts posted:

Did Rubio come up with "New American Century" himself, god it's so awful

hes a big KMFDM fan

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
No! I must kill the terrorists!

No Ted, you are the terrorists.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

they convinced me, im a republican now. is it too late to switch party affiliation

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Lol at Carson quoting two Virginians

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Vile posted:

:siren: GOOGLE "gop debate"

VOTE TRUMP

HE WON. YOU KNOW IT



TRUMPIMUS MAXIMUS BLESSES YOU

A part of me hopes Ivanka becomes the Octavian to Trump's Caesar.

And that part is my boner.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



VendaGoat posted:

I hope they all, except for Kasich, Paul and Carson, Kill themselves.

Eh, push Kasich over the ledge too.

But definitely keep Carson and Paul :swoon:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
The suit always looks too tight on Jeb!

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Bwahaha no one comes to greet Cruz, he approaches Christie, Christie grimaces and turns away

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

VendaGoat posted:

I like the other picture better

VOTE TRUMP ON THE GOOGLE GOP DEBATE POLL

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Ok, turning the channel, gonna finish my whiskey in peace and have a relaxing mug of chamomile tea.

Have fun, god bless, if you believe in that sort of thing and thank you all for putting up with my drunken rear end.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Carson quoting the preamble was loving amazing

who the gently caress thought that was a good idea lolol

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

for a second there i was hoping that was rand hugging jeb

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Mr Jaunts posted:

Did Rubio come up with "New American Century" himself, god it's so awful

nah

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

WampaLord posted:

gently caress this country.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Microwaves Mom posted:

I always imagine this is the sound going on in his head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TPQQQa4mxY

I will now think this too

Super Metroid owns

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
I hate myself for watching this

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

crime fighting hog posted:

mandatory abortion.
mandatory gay marriage

gay abortions

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


I don't know, when I think "stabbed to death on the Senate floor" Ted Cruz is the first name to come to mind

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


fart

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

marshmonkey posted:

I hate myself for watching this

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

marshmonkey posted:

I hate myself for watching this

this is my second debate since going sober, i think im over the hump

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Carson sounded like a scared middle schooler in front of the class for the first time.

Does he even have a political advisor anymore? What the gently caress?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Lord Hydronium posted:

I don't know, when I think "stabbed to death on the Senate floor" Ted Cruz is the first name to come to mind

I want to see like McCain or someone kick his rear end live on CSPAN

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

It's past 4 in the morning here in the UK. Your country has the weirdest and most entertaining politics.

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo

TEAYCHES posted:

this is my second debate since going sober, i think im over the hump

you poor idiot

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Tigntink posted:

Carson sounded like a scared middle schooler in front of the class for the first time.

Does he even have a political advisor anymore? What the gently caress?

did he before?

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



marshmonkey posted:

I hate myself for watching this

I've watched every single primary debate, in full

You're doing OK by comparison, trust me

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

marshmonkey posted:

Ben carson just memorized this last night

Carson wrote it on his hand last night

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Krauthammer needs a reboot

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Ivanka Trump in Mad Max cosplay would make me vote for the Trumpacolypse

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Now lets go to the Lich!

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
holy loving :lol: someone tell me they got a gif of some random black hand coming in from off screen to fix Krauthammer's tie

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
labroom skeleton Charles Krauthammer not fully dressed by the science teacher when the mic goes live

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
uggghh I gotta get up early for work gently caress you Ted Cruz

I'm blaming this on you because you deserve it

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
And now we consult this zombie for his thoughts on the debate

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Zeta Taskforce posted:

Carson wrote it on his hand last night

I'm surprise he didn't sing the Schoolhouse Rock version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHp7sMqPL0g

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Kraut hammer YOU ARE AN ESTABLISHMENT SHILL

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

blue squares posted:

Ivanka Trump in Mad Max cosplay would make me vote for the Trumpacolypse

... I'll be in my bunk.

Wait, as Furiosa or as one of the sisters?

You know what? Doesn't matter. Both.

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SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace

Tigntink posted:

Carson sounded like a scared middle schooler in front of the class for the first time.

Does he even have a political advisor anymore? What the gently caress?

I think his communication director just recently took off after he realized what a dead fish Carson is.

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