Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

Demiurge4 posted:

"Lol I can't believe that idiot let the bug eat his brain. If that was me I would have shot it with my crossbow, then cut it in twain with my katana"

I was thinking more along the lines of them being autistic and picking up on neither the fascist undertones of the book, nor the fact that the movie is obvious satire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk :patriot:

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:19

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alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

starship troopers and total recall are the absolute best smart-action-movies-dressed-up-as-dumb-violence, both are things i have to stop and watch if i catch it playing on telly

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:23

AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Taping it now, the only things I can remember from memory are the firing range, tits in the shower, and the guy getting his brains sucked out.

Barney Stinson is an SS officer it's good

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:23

Wrecked Angle: May 12, 2012; "JURASSIC PARK!"

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Here's a fun question I want CIG to answer:

"If Squadron 42 does not sell well will there still be enough money to finish Star Citizen?"

A. Yes. ~~Whales~~ Citizens! We are pleased to announce the new ship "N+1", this badboy can go underwater to a depth of 15km and explore the ocean floor! ~~Buy~~ Pledge now!

*Note. Ship and water planets ~~may or~~ may not be added at a later date.

also...

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:27

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Wrecked Angle posted:

A. Yes. ~~Whales~~ Citizens! We are pleased to announce the new ship "N+1", this badboy can go underwater to a depth of 15km and explore the ocean floor! ~~Buy~~ Pledge now!

*Note. Ship and water planets ~~may or~~ may not be added at a later date.

also...

That picture is really good :golfclap:

Gonna do a chairman mao style one now.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:30

Junk Puncher: Dec 31, 2009

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Taping it now, the only things I can remember from memory are the firing range, tits in the shower, and the guy getting his brains sucked out.

MEDIC!

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:30

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

D_Smart posted:

They pulled the audio back when I mentioned this in my Interstellar Justice blog. We have a local copy saved. And now you've found another on Stitcher.

Someone needs to ask @sunnysdiner why they pulled it.

G0RF fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Aug 2, 2016

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:32

Baller Time: Apr 22, 2014; by Azathoth

Will Star Citizen use Neural Network AI, and are they paying royalities to Derek Smart for it?

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:33

AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

Baller Time posted:

Will Star Citizen use Neural Network AI, and are they paying royalities to Derek Smart for it?

What is this in reference to? Neural networks are a really normal thing that you can download thousands of different open-source codes for.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:36

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

I will gift free forum accounts to folks who were banned from RSI. I mean, obviously I'm going to take it on a case by case basis, but I am putting the offer out there. Email me at webmaster@somethingawful.com with your story.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:38

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Lowtax posted:

I will gift free forum accounts to folks who were banned from RSI. I mean, obviously I'm going to take it on a case by case basis, but I am putting the offer out there. Email me at webmaster@somethingawful.com with your story.

Allright guys. Get the message out.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:42

Wrecked Angle: May 12, 2012; "JURASSIC PARK!"

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

That picture is really good Gonna do a chairman mao style one now.

Thanks. It turns out the key to image editing, is knowing when to stop... :butt:

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:45

phosdex: Dec 16, 2005

grimcreaper posted:

In all seriousness, you cant. Ive marked them as spam in gmail every time i get one and they STILL get through the filter. I wonder how much CiG is paying google to do this.

I was marking them as spam and for at least 6 months now they go straight into spam for me.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:46

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Lowtax posted:

I will gift free forum accounts to folks who were banned from RSI. I mean, obviously I'm going to take it on a case by case basis, but I am putting the offer out there. Email me at webmaster@somethingawful.com with your story.

Dear Penthouse,

I fell in love with the most awesome thing ever. You can't imagine how this has happened....

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:50

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

Lowtax posted:

I will gift free forum accounts to folks who were banned from RSI. I mean, obviously I'm going to take it on a case by case basis, but I am putting the offer out there. Email me at webmaster@somethingawful.com with your story.

Does that come with lifetime account insurance?

Edit: And how many account unmelt tokens do we get a month?

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:50

Variable 5: Apr 17, 2007; We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.; Grimey Drawer

Lowtax posted:

I will gift free forum accounts to folks who were banned from RSI. I mean, obviously I'm going to take it on a case by case basis, but I am putting the offer out there. Email me at webmaster@somethingawful.com with your story.

But you'll make them pay extra for the secret forum, right? Seems only fair.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:51

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

D_Smart posted:

They pulled the audio back when I mentioned this in my Interstellar Justice blog. We have a local copy saved. And now you've found another on Stitcher.

Someone needs to ask @sunnysdiner why they pulled it.

Shes so full of herself

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:55

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Lowtax posted:

I will gift free forum accounts to folks who were banned from RSI. I mean, obviously I'm going to take it on a case by case basis, but I am putting the offer out there. Email me at webmaster@somethingawful.com with your story.

Can the afflicted get a "CIG Refugee" gang tag?

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:56

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Can the afflicted get a "CIG Refugee" gang tag?

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:58

tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

alf_pogs posted:

starship troopers and total recall are the absolute best smart-action-movies-dressed-up-as-dumb-violence, both are things i have to stop and watch if i catch it playing on telly

Robocop isn't on your list.

I'm going to give you the benefit of doubt and assume in the excitement you just forgot. :colbert:

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:58

Chiwie: Oct 21, 2010; DROP YOUR COAT AND GRAB YOUR TOES, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE WILD GOOSE GOES!!!!

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Can the afflicted get a "CIG Refugee" gang tag?

This needs to be a thing.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 01:58

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

Chiwie posted:

This needs to be a thing.

A yellow star?

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:04

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

tooterfish posted:

Robocop isn't on your list.

I'm going to give you the benefit of doubt and assume in the excitement you just forgot.

oh man

Id buy that for a dollar

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:06

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Lowtax posted:

poor guy

Maybe he means how funny this poo poo is

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:09

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

We really should buy that guy with the sad seal avatar an account. He seems like he could use a laugh.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:12

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

AP posted:

ahaahaha

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:12

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Lowtax posted:

I will gift free forum accounts to folks who were banned from RSI. I mean, obviously I'm going to take it on a case by case basis, but I am putting the offer out there. Email me at webmaster@somethingawful.com with your story.

Lowtax you are a good man and i take back all the cruel and terrible things I've said about you and if I could i'd take back some of the things i've mailed to your house/crammed in your letterbox

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:13

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

or probably better

e: source image stolen from here

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Jan 31, 2016

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:13

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Can the afflicted get a "CIG Refugee" gang tag?

What, the Derek's Smarties one isn't good enough?

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:19

Junk Puncher: Dec 31, 2009

Variable 5 posted:

But you'll make them pay extra for the secret forum, right? Seems only fair.

Well of course. They'd have to pay for plat to see the links, and then You need a Platinum account to see this message. to get access. Everyone knows that.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:20

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

fuctifino posted:

or probably better

e: source image stolen from here

I'd say this guy

But replace Tomcat with "D_Smart"

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:20

Incombibulator: Dec 9, 2014; I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...; Grimey Drawer

sniping page 2000! :confuoot:

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:23

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Wrecked Angle posted:

Thanks. It turns out the key to image editing, is knowing when to stop...

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:30

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

drat Dirty Ape posted:

We really should buy that guy with the sad seal avatar an account. He seems like he could use a laugh.

No. He wouldn't make it here.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:31

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

Underwhelmed posted:

Suddenly I wonder what Gamergate's position on Star Citizen is. Nothing has ever managed that before.

Surprisingly they're more interested in hating Amy Schumer or the Guardian or Twitter or this week's "SJW" than actual game journalism.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:32

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

Lowtax posted:

I will gift free forum accounts to folks who were banned from RSI. I mean, obviously I'm going to take it on a case by case basis, but I am putting the offer out there. Email me at webmaster@somethingawful.com with your story.

Is that going to include the ad-hoc bans like the 10-year probations?

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:33

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

So I sent two banned whales Lotax's offer. I tried sending a message to a third one, but CIG says two messages is too many, and I need to wait a while to send another.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:34

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

G0RF posted:

I have been looking for that one. Thank you.

Gotta catch 'em all!

Reasons to listen:

Sandi played Doom from 6pm to 5am 5 days a week and had a gift for physics and math. She wonders what she could've been if she applied herself.

Offered scholarships for Ph.D study all over the world.

She is a Gemini which apparently has some significance to her because despite her aforementioned scientific gifts, she believes personality is determined by month of birth.

"I used to dress pretty loud."

"I was accepted as one of the youngest MBAs ever."

Stumbled trying to talk about her Master's Thesis on "International Marketing" for some weird reason.

"In Australia, women are super competitive. But that just wasn't my thing."

"Chris coding. The guy is brilliant. It's pretty impressive."

She mentions her second thesis on "Marine Biology" fleetingly.

Sandi tells a story about Chris encouraging Sandi to not fly coach but to upgrade to better accommodations but she would not waste backer money.

G0RF fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Jul 12, 2016

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:36

NVB: Jan 23, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Lowtax posted:

I will gift free forum accounts to folks who were banned from RSI. I mean, obviously I'm going to take it on a case by case basis, but I am putting the offer out there. Email me at webmaster@somethingawful.com with your story.

And make it so that they can only see / reply to this thread.

if they want to play in the other areas then they need to pony up :10bux:

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:38

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# ? May 9, 2024 18:58

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

G0RF posted:

Reasons to listen:

Sandi played Doom from 6pm to 5am 5 days a week and had a gift for physics and math. She wonders what she could've been if she applied herself.

Offered scholarships for Ph.D study all over the world.

She is a Gemini which apparently has some significance to her because despite her aforementioned scientific gifts, she believes personality is determined by month of birth.

"I used to dress pretty loud."

"I was accepted as one of the youngest MBAs ever."

Stumbled trying to talk about her Master's Thesis on "International Marketing" for some weird reason.

"In Australia, women are super competitive. But that just wasn't my thing."

This may have the highest lie-per-phrase count of any interview Sandi has ever conducted. And that really is saying something.

"Chris coding. The guy is brilliant. It's pretty impressive."

She mentions her second thesis on "Marine Biology" fleetingly.

Sandi tells a story about Chris encouraging Sandi to not fly coach but to upgrade to better accommodations but she would not waste backer money.

I have to say, as cynical as I am about Sandi, sometimes the horror can still wash over me when I realize that's she's a real person. I can't believe someone can lie this often and this clumsily. She tells lies even over matters so trivial that she has literally nothing to gain by doing so. It is not calculated or tactical lying-- it truly is pathological. And though it makes for a comic character in a tv show (maybe), it's really just disquieting to listen to it.

And I'm just 30:00 in...

Please tell me you're making all of this up.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:39

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