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CommunistPancake posted:Lifehack: don't buy an expensive popcorn machine, just pop it the same way people have for literally centuries! Wow! My dad bought me one of those popcorn makers. The drat thing was so badly designed it shot red hot popped and unpopped kernels across the room at high speed. I wonder if my dad actually wanted to kill me.
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Rondette posted:My dad bought me one of those popcorn makers. The drat thing was so badly designed it shot red hot popped and unpopped kernels across the room at high speed. I wonder if my dad actually wanted to kill me. No, just torture.
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The $1.97 Chinese copy of that ladle linked here is going to end up being made of such soft plastic that it's unusable .
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Please do post your "sad melted Nessie" pics here, though.
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:The $1.97 Chinese copy of that ladle linked here is going to end up being made of such soft plastic that it's unusable .
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Subjunctive posted:Please do post your "sad melted Nessie" pics here, though. Will do!
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CommunistPancake posted:Lifehack: don't buy an expensive popcorn machine, just pop it the same way people have for literally centuries! Wow! How is this better than using an air popper?
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Subjunctive posted:"sad melted Nessie" But enough about your genitalia.
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Need to wake up and your alarm clock is broken? Just drink 1 glass of water at bedtime for every hour less than 10 you're planning on sleeping and you'll hopefully wake up on time to go pee.
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Wanamingo posted:How is this better than using an air popper?
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Wanamingo posted:How is this better than using an air popper? You don't have to own a machine that only has one function.
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amityville anus posted:Need to wake up and your alarm clock is broken? Just drink 1 glass of water at bedtime for every hour less than 10 you're planning on sleeping and you'll hopefully wake up on time to go pee. What size glass. And so I drink 4 glasses if I want 6 hours?
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I've got 1 dl glasses and 7 dl glasse. I guess I'll go with the largest ones.
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Rondette posted:My dad bought me one of those popcorn makers. The drat thing was so badly designed it shot red hot popped and unpopped kernels across the room at high speed. I wonder if my dad actually wanted to kill me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps6mpuJuF54
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1. Grow a huge mustache. 2. Swim in the ocean. 3. Filter feed on plankton.
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1redflag posted:You don't have to own a machine that only has one function. I'm okay with that particular one-function device. I like popcorn a lot and that thing does it perfect every time without dirtying up a pan. Aire-popper is number two kitchen device right behind the oven.
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Rondette posted:What size glass. Yeah you drink 4 glasses of water if you want 6 hours of sleep. Fill however many you want with piss before you go to bed if you want to sleep in.
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Danger Mahoney posted:I'm okay with that particular one-function device. I like popcorn a lot and that thing does it perfect every time without dirtying up a pan. Aire-popper is number two kitchen device right behind the oven. IMy enameled dutch oven makes some of the best popcorn I've ever had, quickly and easily. The air-popper I had as a kid didn't do nearly as good of a job (although it was from the seventies, so maybe the tech has improved?). To each his own, though.
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amityville anus posted:Need to wake up and your alarm clock is broken? Just drink 1 glass of water at bedtime for every hour less than 10 you're planning on sleeping and you'll hopefully wake up on time to go pee. Or wait until you hit middle age and you'll be getting up at least once to piss every night regardless.
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Is it okay to just use a chamber pot or have hipsters started using them?
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Is it okay to just use a chamber pot or have hipsters started using them? I put a mic in a brass chamber pot when recording to get that eerie/old timey feel. Sorry bro, hipsters ruined it already.
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:I put a mic in a brass chamber pot when recording to get that eerie/old timey feel. Why do you record pee and/or poo sounds?
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Jerry Cotton posted:Why do you record pee and/or poo sounds? GnarlyCharlie4u posted:hipsters
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Is it okay to just use a chamber pot or have hipsters started using them? Sure if you don't mind being saddled with a one-function device cluttering up youre bedroom
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A chamberpot already has two uses by default, #1 or #2. Not to mention the burgeoning field of c pot hacks.
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Turn your boring chamberpot into a chamberbidet!
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Life pro tip: 3000+ people agree that the real world is actually a cartoon https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/44nrrr/lpt_put_a_sticker_with_a_fake_pin_number_on_your/ E: what the gently caress? Life hack: diy surgery  http://imgur.com/a/nbaTwAdded nms just in case "diy surgery" somehow is misleading Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 16:39 on Feb 8, 2016 |
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Hi we joke here a lot on something awful dot com but it's time to talk about something serious. Don't cut your body open looking for weird growths.
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My favourite part is that buddy is using a bent sewing needle, fishing line, grubby old pliers...and a single-use sterile scalpel. One of those things is not like the others.
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Please, please do not click that link if you are squeamish, that is as gently caress, between graphic descriptions of how he did it and a picture of the removed tumor and DIY stitching.
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I joke about performing surgery on myself using the knowledge gained from watching TV. But goddamn. 
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Surgeons don't get paid to cut you open and cut stuff out. That's the easy part. The tricky bit is putting you back together again.
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I had a friend who opened himself up with an ax (misadventure), rearranged the bits back in order with a carving knife (on purpose) and never went to the doctor's (likewise). When he eventually got massive infection he did, got told he was "an idiot", opened back up, cleaned out, put back together (correctly), and finally told again he was an idiot.
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There's a video on YouTube showing a woman doing self-surgery to remove a bullet. I'm not sure about linking it because it's incredibly painful to watch.
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Karate Bastard posted:I had a friend who opened himself up with an ax (misadventure), rearranged the bits back in order with a carving knife (on purpose) and never went to the doctor's (likewise). When he eventually got massive infection he did, got told he was "an idiot", opened back up, cleaned out, put back together (correctly), and finally told again he was an idiot. Jesus Christ!  My dad did something similarly stupid, but nothing to compare with that. He once got a staple in the eyeball from a staple gun, pulled it out himself and "treated" it with Visine drops. Of course it got worse, and after we begged him in tears to go to a doctor, he did and got some proper treatment. Can't believe he didn't damage or lose his vision from that.
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Dogfish posted:My favourite part is that buddy is using a bent sewing needle, fishing line, grubby old pliers...and a single-use sterile scalpel. One of those things is not like the others. It looks like an actual surgical needle actually, we have those where I work.
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