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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:lol: MSNBC shows a GOP caucus site that will time the supporter speeches using an egg timer and a bicycle horn.

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Joementum posted:

C-SPAN is going to run three streams:

- one with coverage
- one with a camera inside a Republican caucus
- one with a camera inside a Democratic caucus

what are they covering exactly on the first one?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Joementum posted:

:lol: MSNBC shows a GOP caucus site that will time the supporter speeches using an egg timer and a bicycle horn.

iowa is the best

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Raskolnikov38 posted:

what are they covering exactly on the first one?

Hopefully callers :pray:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
The best plan is to hope Iowa does the right thing. Trump wins both caucuses.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mr Hootington posted:

The best plan is to hope Iowa does the right thing. Trump wins both caucuses.

Possible! There's no printed ballot. You can vote for anyone at a caucus.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Raskolnikov38 posted:

iowa is the best

NH rules IA drools

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Joementum posted:

a bicycle horn
Should've been a gong. What a missed opportunity.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Why do we start with iowa

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Typical Pubbie posted:

*opens TYT stream*

Cenk Uygur: "OF COOUUUURSE!!!"

*closes stream*

Cenk Uygur: Muh 1.5 gorillion

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Joementum posted:

Possible! There's no printed ballot. You can vote for anyone at a caucus.

poo poo, Reagan's desiccated corpse may yet win this.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Joementum posted:

Possible! There's no printed ballot. You can vote for anyone at a caucus.

Trump will have less than 15% threshold in one precinct's democratic caucus.

They can remove you from the caucus if you are too disruptive too. Typically is a three strike and out.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Grey Fox posted:

Should've been a gong. What a missed opportunity.

yessss

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Venom Snake posted:

Wait you need a provider to watch C-span? What the gently caress.

I don't think so?

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



What time do people start showing up?

Also, my precinct captain organized a watch party for us at a bar, so watch for my drunk posts!!

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Uncle Wemus posted:

Why do we start with iowa

White people need a voice in the process.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
who on the dems has red stickers? o'malley?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Uncle Wemus posted:

Why do we start with iowa

Because you should listen to the heart of the nation first.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
Wolfy on CNN - "reports of unusually high GOP turnout coming in"

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!!!!!!

*click*

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

blue squares posted:

I don't think so?
Yeah, I don't have a provider and I'm watching the live preview here: http://www.c-span.org/video/?404063-1/2016-iowa-caucuses-preview&live

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

navyjack posted:

What time do people start showing up?

Also, my precinct captain organized a watch party for us at a bar, so watch for my drunk posts!!

6-6:30 is when people usually show up. Doors open at those times too.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

blue squares posted:

I don't think so?

they have been for the past couple of months. which makes sense since cable bills are what pay for cspan

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.


So looking at that graph got me thinking so I looked up the population distribution. Of course Romney's areas are all where there's the most people i.e. cities and Santorum just gets all the empty farmer areas.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Raskolnikov38 posted:

who on the dems has red stickers? o'malley?

If it looks like miracle whip swag, it's MOM.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Uncle Wemus posted:

Why do we start with iowa

Joementum posted:

Their state party chair decided to distribute a copy of the rules to everyone who participated in the state, district, county, and precinct caucuses in 1972. They knew they were having the state one in May, so he asked the guy in charge of printing how long he'd need and, having only an old mimeograph machine he said he'd need a month of lead time for each level. Counting back from May, that put the precinct caucuses in January and that's how Iowa came first.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Boosted_C5 posted:

Wolfy on CNN - "reports of unusually high GOP turnout coming in"

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!!!!!!

*click*

Yes let us be the heralds of the riders of the apocalypse. We are the Angels trumpets.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
CNN: CAUCUS SITES SEEING UNUSUALLY HIGH VOTER REGISTRATION

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Bernie rally in Iowa, circa 1959

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


"Caucus sites reporting unusually high registrations"

Suck it Trump haters

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
drat, I forgot that Iowa was on fake Central Time. Glad I haven't started drinking yet.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
oh for gently caress's sake msnbc dont interview mccaskill

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/694313594591318016

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

Bernie rally in Iowa, circa 1959



Trump is going to own Bernie in the 21st century kitchen table debate.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Jeb! gonna pull it out, we can all feel the Jeb!mentum!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i really hate claire mccaskill

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Boosted_C5 posted:

Trump is going to own Bernie in the 21st century kitchen table debate.

lol

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.


The big wet kiss of death

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

No one knows how to respond to an enthusiastic JEB supporter. They're going to have to ask the liberal gay muslim caucus goers they're more familiar with what to do.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Sending Ivanka where Ted will be speaking.

Beautiful.

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

So as a man with a cable package, what's the network of choice for this trainwreck?

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