THE IOWA PRECINCT CAUCUSES FEB 1, 7PM CST: DEAD HEAT

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Will Trump get stumped?
	Yes
	No
	#FeelTheBern
	Baby Hitler

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Trump going down like the Hindenberg.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:56

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Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Joementum posted:

Iowa City can't report the numbers because the precinct chair's phone battery is dead. Caucuses own.

Holy gently caress if thats true this is huge. Iowa City is the home of the University of Iowa and is full of filthy commies.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:56

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Pick posted:

No she isn't, she's actually an extremely great person who's worked her whole life to do what's right.

lmao

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:56

foobardog: Apr 19, 2007; There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend

Joementum posted:

Uhh guys, Rubio is within 3% of Trump.

The possibility that Iowa and by extension, America may not be total shitheads is refreshing. Get stumped Trump.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:56

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

a cop posted:

I'm sorry Bernie people but it's practically a statistical certainty that Hillary "won".

However, it was still an extremely strong showing for Bernie, and he's definitely still in it.

Basically the perfect outcome for me, a person who only hoped that Hillary "won" with a majority of the vote, but still likes Bernie more.

No he's not. Iowa is a state tailor made for him as it is white and full of lefties. If he can't win here he sure as poo poo isn't winning SC, NV or any states that actually matter.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:56

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

EugeneJ posted:

Thanks random Twitter account

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/the-breakout-star-of-the-2014-primaries-is-not-a-candidate/article/2553527

quote:

During the 2014 primary elections, a ragtag group of unknowns took on the Goliaths and won. And no, I�m not talking about the Tea Party versus Establishment fight in the Republican Party.

Those following election night coverage on the Internet this primary season may have noticed that a newcomer � the Ace of Spades Headquarters Decision Desk (that�s @AOSHQDD on Twitter) � often tallied the votes faster and called the results sooner than the Associated Press.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:56

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

I don't care about the D primary anymore all I want is Trump to get loving third place

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:57

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

Does Trump start destroying Rubio at his speech or at least give it a day?

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:57

Prorat: Aug 3, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Hillary is a literal evil and Cruz is a literal retard.
How could these people vote for them? It's mind blowing.

Does this mean they are ok with their leaders being puppets for big businesses?

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Is there any hope Trump wins?

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:57

Dilbert As FUCK: Sep 8, 2007; by Cowcaster; Pillbug

Gilmore is totally going to make the comeback

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:57

MeatwadIsGod: Sep 30, 2004; Foretold by Gyromancy

Voting in the SC primary will be so uneventful compared to this

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:57

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I don't care about the D primary anymore all I want is Trump to get loving third place

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:57

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

trump's under 25%

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:57

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Trump drops below 25%

Clinton only barely 1.6% ahead of Bernie

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Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

MOM OUT

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:57

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

MO'M SUSPENDING CAMPAIGN

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:57

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Prorat posted:

Hillary is a literal evil and Cruz is a literal retard.
How could these people vote for them? It's mind blowing.

Does this mean they are ok with their leaders being puppets for big businesses?

Iowa is stupid

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:57

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

RIP MOMentum

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

Joementum posted:

Caucuses ooooooooowwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn

https://twitter.com/FernandoPeinado/status/694345745420320768

this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Prorat posted:

Hillary is a literal evil and Cruz is a literal retard.
How could these people vote for them? It's mind blowing.

Does this mean they are ok with their leaders being puppets for big businesses?

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# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

zen death robot posted:

So is Jeb gonna hang in for New Hampshire?

I have to imagine he won't make it to SC at the very least.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58

Donovan Trip: Jan 6, 2007

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Microsoft makes terrible visualization products and lovely "apps" that break down with the slightest stress? You don't say.

they probably also paid to be the providers rather than the other way around

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

CNN SAYS O'MALLEY SUSPENDING HIS CAMPAIGN

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

Why are there 1000 Democratic voters but like 100,000 Republicans? Because Iowa?

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

foobardog posted:

The possibility that Iowa and by extension, America may not be total shitheads is refreshing. Get stumped Trump.

Counterpoint: Ted Cruz is currently #1

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Prorat posted:

Hillary is a literal evil and Cruz is a literal retard.
How could these people vote for them? It's mind blowing.

Does this mean they are ok with their leaders being puppets for big businesses?

Hillary's not evil and was doing good long before she had any reason to assume there'd be a payoff.

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Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

Later Mom.

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Joementum posted:

Caucuses ooooooooowwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn

https://twitter.com/FernandoPeinado/status/694345745420320768

Greatest democracy in the world :patriot:

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Martin O Malley to suspend campaign!

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58

Gamma Nerd: May 14, 2012

zen death robot posted:

the "big population" areas are pretty heavy Clinton

i thought she was winning the rural areas and sanders was winning college towns

or is :thejoke:

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Somewhere in Iowa, Ann Selzer is sitting alone in her home, drinking a large bottle of wine.

"I got stumped.... by Trump."

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Venom Snake posted:

Seriously the D one is two very qualified people within spitting distance of each other but the R one may have a loving clown get owned on live TV and how often do you see that?

# ? Feb 2, 2016 03:58